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5 anagrams, 5 homophonic sayings and 1 homophonic joke
Zi Mi
1. Imperial edict (typing one) Ling
2. Losing one’s ordinary heart (typing one) Ji
3. Missing the opportunity (Typing 1) Wen
4. Wet firewood (Typing 1) Mu
5. Two lines of "eighteen signs of sending tears" (Typing 1) Hunan
Interpretation
The bag in the air------------pretending to be crazy. (pretending to be windy).
Song Jiang's military advisor----------useless . (Wu Yong).
The old woman went to the chicken coop--------Idiot. (Running Dan).
The nephew lit a lantern-------- --As usual. (Uncle Zhao).
The rain hits the yellow plums----------Unlucky. (Unlucky plums).
Joke
The newly appointed magistrate was from Shandong. Because he had to hang accounts, he said to the master: "You
buy two bamboo poles for me."
The master sent Shandong Hearing the "bamboo pole" in his accent as "pork liver", he quickly agreed and hurriedly ran to the butcher shop and said to the shopkeeper: "The new county magistrate wants to buy two pig livers. Are you?" People who understand,
should be aware of it!"
The shopkeeper was a smart man, he understood immediately after hearing it, and immediately cut off two pig livers and gave them as a gift
bought a pair of pig ears.
After leaving the butcher shop, the master thought to himself: "The master asked me to buy pork liver, of course these pig ears
are mine... "So he wrapped the hunting ears and stuffed them into his pocket. He returned to the county office and reported to the county magistrate: "Report to the magistrate, I bought pork liver!"
The county magistrate Seeing that what the master bought was pork liver, he said angrily: "Where are your ears!"
When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied:
"The ears... ...ears...here...in me...my pocket
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