Students laugh at cold jokes and hurt your stomach

Lead: Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and bring a pleasant effect. The following is a complete collection of students' cold jokes that I have compiled, which will make your stomach ache. Don't miss it.

Students laugh at your stomach.

1. There is a classroom in the university. There is something wrong with the wall clock inside. As long as something knocks, it will get faster and faster, and it takes 5 minutes to knock once.

One day, when the professor was in class, he found that when he was writing on the blackboard, all the students threw a wall clock with an eraser, but the professor kept quiet and still rang the bell. Before long, the final exam arrived and everyone was immersed in it. I saw the professor practicing losing the clock with the blackboard eraser.

2. I don't show the teacher the monthly exam. He really thinks he teaches well.

3. Hello, everyone. I am a mobile phone. I have a hundred ways for you to finish your homework, but you are helpless.

I just asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom, and she said I could go to the bathroom. But I didn't say where to go to the bathroom, so I'm going home now

The holiday is over. It's time for everyone to go to work and school. Although we are reluctant to part with this golden week, it's time for everyone to get ready for the New Year!

The teacher who teaches economics is talking about the relationship between the insured and the beneficiary. In order to be more vivid, he gave an example: for example, I took out life insurance, and one day I was killed by a car, and your mistress can get compensation. She is the beneficiary, then who am I? A classmate replied:? Dead people. ?

7. What would it be like to teach in class in the form of cross talk?

The teacher gave a lecture on the stage, and the class representative stood by. Please feel it.

Teacher A: There are quite a few people here today. Everyone who should come is here except those who take leave to skip class. I am very happy.

Everyone likes to listen to your lectures.

Our class is from China.

Well, high school Chinese.

Answer: Chinese, pay attention to four subjects, listening, speaking, reading and writing.

B: Yes, basic skills.

A: I said four, and dozens of doors were opened. Taking writing as an example, there are many subjects, such as expository writing, argumentative writing, narrative writing and lyric poetry.

B: What are we going to learn in this section?

Today, we learn a modern poem.

B: Hey, you're not next to anything just mentioned.

A: Today we are going to learn the answer through Beidou.

B: What does Beidou's answer mean?

A: Beidou, who wears glasses, says that he will win the Nobel Prize every year, but he has never won it once.

Forget the Nobel Prize. It's called North Island.

A: Yes, North Island. I like the song Answer from North Island best. I know it backwards.

B: What about the back?

Who would?

B: Then you want us to recite the whole text.

Who asked me to be a teacher? Let me read it to you first.

B: You read and we'll listen.

I'll look for my lesson plan first.

B: Well, after talking for a long time, the lesson plan hasn't been found yet.

A: Ahem, I started reading.

B: Read it.

A: Everyone is seated.

What are you doing?

A: The students in the last three rows don't talk.

B: OK, read it.

Students in the second row put away your math homework.

Do you want to see it or not?

Have a good class.

If you don't study, the class will be over.

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8. Teacher Zhang, the head teacher, came into the classroom angrily and said sharply. You call me Zhang of China, and I will bear it; Why are old and new political teachers called political prisoners?

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