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What are some funny automatic replies in QQ?

1. Your baby is already asleep.

2. I didn’t walk away, nor did I fall asleep, nor did I die. I just don't want to talk, I just want to hang on like this.

3. Pika, pika! Pikachu!

4. Sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Can you send it again?

5. Don’t disturb me when I’m sleeping.

6. Hello, the phone is out of battery and has been automatically offline.

7. A look of disgust.

8. Your little cutie is out of battery, please charge it.

9. The mission of Her Royal Highness the Princess is to be happy every day.

10. We have nothing to talk about except love.

11. Some people look glamorous on the surface, but secretly loosen their belts while eating.

12. Octopus balls, crispy corn.

13. When forced to open business, give face.

14. Have you seen my girlfriend?

15. Shhh, I’m going to secretly give away Zhang Manyue’s milk powder. Don’t disturb me. If you let him know that I’m giving away your milk powder, I’ll bite you. It’ll hurt if I bite. .

16. Do you want to fall into my hands?

17. I have gone to an alien planet. When I come back, I will bring you the stars and the moon.

18. Why drop the duck? Cute duck!