Funny and humorous sand sculpture quotations to the extreme.

1. Your 52 pieces of milk tea are being delivered and are expected to arrive tomorrow. Please pay attention to inspection!

2. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

I'm only in my twenties. Love can be late, but takeout and takeout are not.

Playing games can really make people younger. I played the king just now, and they all called me a pupil.

My girlfriend did something that moved me in order not to disturb my quiet life.

Look at yourself on weighing scale. I have the nerve to say it's my mother's little cotton-padded jacket. It's like a military coat.

Money can correct eyesight. Many friends lend me money and don't pay it back. I finally saw them clearly.

8. I live at the head and tail of the Yangtze River. Accidentally drank foot washing water!

9. I didn't know it was so simple to give up the person I like until I saw the photo of the household registration.

10. If you are about 20 years old and your best friend is about your age, what is his micro signal?

1 1. I haven't been to the bar yet, and I don't know if there is Wahaha in it.

12. What I think most about after work is what I do after work, and what I think most about after work is not knowing what to do.

13. It is said that boys will be gentle when they speak, such as: Baby, where is your best friend?

14. I'm a little annoyed today, but I don't know how to describe it. I'll call it the princess's trouble for the time being.

15, I know someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes, waiting, I still have many jokes.

16. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

17. Every time I see you eating pork, I am filled with emotion. This is from the same root. Why is it too urgent?

18. It's difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but drinking 8 cups of milk tea only needs your word, and I'll treat you to it.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

20. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

2 1. I didn't know I couldn't have you like this until I met you.

22. It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can find me. As long as you ask, I will say no.

23. Later, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only see, but also turn around.

24. I suddenly have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, I have strong self-control and pressure.

25. What did you say I gave you? Look, you don't lack anything. Forget it, I'll give you a ride.

26. There was a sudden power failure at home. I keep coming in and appearing on the shining stage frequently, which is a problem.

27. Boys nowadays are really clean. As soon as I talked to them, they didn't take a shower for three days.

My favorite month of the year is February, and I only need to be poor for 28 days this month.

All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

3 1, I want to watch you a little lighter, a little lighter, until I'm going to throw up if I take one more look.

32. Why did you quarrel? Can't you sit down and cut each other a few times?

33. People don't know whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows that you are fat.

34. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

35. Who's whispering that you love me forever? Poor guy, bald guy, single guy? !

36. How can anyone want dozens of objects? My mate selection criteria are only three words.

37. People you like don't appear, but people who do don't like it. It was a song of milk tea, but it sang my life.

38. I know I have many shortcomings. If you don't like me, I hope you can reflect on yourself.

39. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I won't play games, I'll just hit you.

40. How can I feel handsome after taking a shower? That's because your head is in the water.