Any good jokes or brain teasers?

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten?

Answer: fool

There are six steamed buns in two pots, and each of the six children is given 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? Answer:

The last child was carrying a washbasin.

Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer:

Remove two points from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer:

barber

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer:

Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? Answer:

This is the word "wrong"

7 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer:

Little flower in the mirror

What's the use of egg shells? Answer:

Used to wrap egg whites and yolks.

Is there anything you don't have to work hard for? Answer:

yawn

10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer:

have a dream

1 1 What everyone must do seriously every day? Answer:

sleep

12 people who are always afraid of taking a bath answer:

clay figurine

13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why is the answer:

Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.

14 what car is stuck? Answer:

windmill

15 which month has 28 days? Answer:

There are 28 days in every month.

16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:

Not as comfortable as bed.

17 What can't I drink? Answer:

tincture of iodine

18 which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer:

Got a zero in the exam "0"

19 Knocking on things without effort? Answer:

doze off

It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer:

On the track

2 1 When does the clock not run? Answer:

The clock won't go.

You can't buy any books in the bookstore. Answer:

posthumous papers

What is the narrowest road? Answer:

Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).

What can't I eat? Answer:

"east-west" direction

A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? Answer:

The plane stopped on the ground.

What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer:

plastic flower

What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer:

laser record

Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer:

blind person

Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates? Answer:

Xiaoming is a teacher.

Why not smash the eggs with a hammer? Answer:

Of course the hammer won't break.

Who can easily knock down the boxing champion? Answer:

Simple bulldozer

What is unknown, you don't know and I know? Answer:

The sole is broken.

A man was walking on the beach, but there were no footprints behind him. Why? Answer:

He is walking backwards.

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer:

The truck driver didn't drive.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer:

open one's eyes

Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer:

Why is it difficult to write the word "red"

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer:

spare tire

What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer:

Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.

Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer:

It's not bad to learn a lesson every two days from grade one to grade three!

How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer:

One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.

4 1 What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer:

Step on the other foot

When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer:

The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."

The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? Answer:

They are all dead.

What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer:

This is a flat character.

What is the smallest island in the world? Answer:

A safety island on the road

Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer:

penguin

Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police arrived at the room and arrested another person. Why? Answer:

Four people were playing mahjong in the room, and the police caught him.

Who is the 480,000 BM? Answer:

zoo director