Seek unexpected humor, funny and reasonable brain teasers, and don't guess words.

1: A major earthquake occurred in a certain place, causing heavy casualties, and the disaster situation kept coming out on the radio. In the process of looking for you, an old man has been listening to the radio report. Someone asked him, "Did you hear about your grandson on the radio?" He replied, "No." Then he said, "But I know my grandson must be safe." Excuse me, how did he know? His grandson is a radio announcer.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? [Answer] He is aiming.

Xiaoming set the alarm clock to six in the morning. He woke up after five, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was. Can you help? [Answer] Wait until 6 o'clock and you will know where it is when the alarm clock rings.

4: What door can never be closed? [Answer] Football goal

5: Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? [Answer] It's too slow to go.

6: What is easy to type? [answer] doze off

7: There is a ladder hanging by the boat, 2 meters away from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder? [Answer] The rising tide will not drown the ladder.

8. From south to north, two people, one carrying a pole and the other carrying a backpack, didn't argue, didn't make any noise, and no one gave way, but they passed the wooden bridge smoothly. Why? [Answer] South and North are in the same direction, and of course you can cross the wooden bridge smoothly.

9: Have aliens been to the moon? [Answer] The astronauts of the earth have landed on the moon.

10: On which floor should Gai Lou be built? [Answer] Start with the basics

1 1: Xiaoming is always average. He wrote ten letters at the same time. After packing the envelope, he checked it and found that a letter was wrongly packed. Dad said he was careless again. Why? [Answer] If the installation is wrong, it should be that two letters are wrong at the same time, and it is impossible to make a mistake. Xiao Ming was careless when checking.

12: Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? [Answer] Because he is a dentist

13: Where do I have to pay for my speech? [Answer] Call.

14: can't fly. I put my foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why? [Answer] The other foot is standing on the ground.

15: Xiao Wang never touches the ground when walking. Why? [Answer] Because of wearing shoes

16: Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards can I give to women to win their hearts? [Answer] Credit card

17: Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon. Why doesn't he see anyone? [Answer] There is no shadow.

18: Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? [Answer] When sleeping

19: When eating apples, eating a bug feels disgusting, so how many bugs are the most disgusting? [Answer] Half a bug