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Last Tuesday, Zhang Dan, the study member of our class, was late. When she came, her hair was unkempt and she was sweating like a pig. The teacher criticized her on the spot. At the class meeting the next day, I kept reading the newspaper and then apologized to Zhang Dan.
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Last Tuesday, Zhang Dan, the study member of our class, was late. When she came, her hair was unkempt and she was sweating like a pig. The teacher criticized her on the spot. At the class meeting the next day, I kept reading the newspaper and then apologized to Zhang Dan.
After adjusting our seats, Zhang Dan and I are deskmates. Shenzhen and Chen Zhou sit in front of us. They talk a lot! I also like telling jokes. After a long time, I heard some students talking about Shen Zhen and Zhang Dan behind their backs. Indeed, their relationship has changed, perhaps because they tend to be precocious. Zhang Dan is a temporary monitor and study committee member appointed by the head teacher. She is in charge of class discipline. As long as Zhang Dan commanded, Shen Zhen would "act" immediately. Just two words (don't make noise! )! The classroom will be surprisingly quiet.
Talking in class is their favorite. When I advise them to keep their voices down, they are always countered: "Who do you think you are? Say something small, just keep it down. Isn't this shameful? " What can I think, ordinary people! "Hehe ~ ~ ~ Ordinary people?" "All right, stop arguing." Zhang Dan said impatiently.
What Zhang Dan said will definitely work. As long as she does everything, settle it! It is obvious that Shen Zhen supported her. In a word, Shen Zhen is fond of Zhang Dan and listens to Zhang Dan in everything. After class, Zhang Dan advised me, "Don't lecture them, they won't listen. They are famous punks, so it's best not to provoke them. " I don't want to, but they are always like this in class, which not only affects me, but also affects so many students around me! "I see. Let me talk about them." Qian Wei looked up at the blue sky and felt helpless. If only it were a bird, you could play around and don't mind so much. Asking for trouble,,,,
Zhang Fu changed classes, only to hear that it was because he was afraid of being bullied by Shen Zhen. He has known Zhang Dan for a long time, and he also likes Zhang Dan, and Shen Zhen-well, no wonder Zhang is beautiful. Boys will be moved when they see it. It is also wise for him to choose to change classes, so as not to have a hard time in the future.
What's wrong with middle school students now? Why do they fall in love early?
When electing class cadres, Shen Zhen forced students to vote for Zhang Dan by threats. Unexpectedly, I won the first place with 54 votes. I know how Zhang Dan feels at the moment. She cares about the position of monitor, and now this happens again. I don't want to be a monitor. The head teacher asked us six "newcomers" to raise our hands and decided to let Zhang Dan continue to be the monitor. I raised my hand, but things didn't go as expected. As you can imagine, the class teacher left me that position.
Originally, Shen Zhen colluded with three cadres and raised his hand to support Zhang Dan. I know Zhang Dan very well. She didn't come to school to learn knowledge at all. After doing that for her, Shen Zhen will be disappointed in the future.
Is the self-study class in the afternoon Chinese? The head teacher (Chinese teacher) has something to do, so he asks us to study by ourselves when we leave the classroom. As the saying goes: there is no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is king! As soon as the teacher's heel touched the ground, the classroom was in a mess. Suddenly, Shen Zhen, sitting by the window, made a gesture to his classmates: "Children pee-shh!" "The students in the class laughed their heads off.
"Still laughing! The teacher is coming. " The classroom is quiet, and the students pretend to be studying hard.
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