A joke about birds.

1. There are ten birds in the tree. The hunter shot and killed 1. How much is left? (0)

A bird has broken wings, why is it still flying in the sky? (Become a Flying Angel)

There was a bird flying in the sky and a hunter hit it with a gun. The hunter missed the bird, but it fell. Why is this? The bird was not hurt (because it covered its ears with wings)

Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also bird people.

5. Stupid birds and smart birds have a flight competition, who will win? A: Smart bird.

Because stupid birds always fly first and are punished.

6. Why do birds fly south in winter?

Because they don't like the north in winter.

7. Who knows birds best? Fear (frightened birds)

8. How to keep ducks from flying away? Even with wings, you can't escape-you can't escape if you are completely surrounded.

9. A bird is dancing happily in a big tree in a bulletproof vest. Why were they killed by hunters?

The bird is striptease. When it took off its bulletproof vest, it was killed by the hunter.

10. A bird flew in the sky and was shot several times by the hunter. Why are you still flying? kite

1 1. Any bird can fly. Why can't ostriches fly?

Other birds don't move things. They move things or are moved by birds.

12. One day during the festival, people are setting off firecrackers. The firecrackers missed the bird and it fell. Why?

The bird just covered its ears.

13. Stupid birds and smart birds compete in flight, who will win? Smart birds, because stupid birds will always be punished for flying first.

Finally, I will tell you a joke I read in a magazine: One day, the teacher wanted to have a brain teaser in class and asked the students, "There are ten birds in the tree. I shot one. How many are left? " The student asked, "Is it a silent gun?" "No," the teacher replied. "How big is the gunshot?" The student asked again. "80 to 100 decibels." "That means it hurts your ears?" "Yes," the teacher said firmly. "Is it illegal to shoot birds in this city?" No offense. "Are you sure that bird was really killed?" "Of course," the teacher began to get impatient. "Please tell me how much is left, will you?" "Ok. Are there any deaf people among the ten birds in the tree?" The students did not stop there. ""No ""What's in a cage? " "No" "There are no other trees beside? Are there any other birds in the tree? " "No" "Are there any disabled or hungry flightless birds?" "No" "Is it a bird that hasn't hatched in the egg?" "Not really." "Birds have dizziness? Guaranteed to be ten? " "No flowers, just ten. "At this point, the teacher was sweating and the bell rang, but the students kept asking," Are there any fools who are not afraid of death? " "Everyone is afraid of death." "Will you kill two with one shot?" "No" "Can all birds move freely?" "Absolutely." "If your answer is not a lie," the student said confidently, "if the killed bird hangs on the tree and doesn't fall off, there will still be 1 left. If it falls, there is still 1. "It is said that the exhausted teacher fainted immediately after hearing such a rigorous answer!