Humorous language description composition

The title: "You can't see the rain and wet clothes, but you can't hear the idle flowers when you fall to the ground" is a poem written by Liu Changqing, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, in Bie Yan Shi Yuan.

Someone once understood this poem as follows: 1. This is a beautiful artistic conception to celebrate spring. 2. Idle flowers and drizzle express unknown loneliness.

3. Being invisible and deaf doesn't mean doing nothing. It's an indifferent way of life. 4. This artistic conception is no longer suitable for today's world ... Write a composition according to your opinion.

the topic is self-made and the genre is not limited. More than 8 words.

midsummer, night, late at night. Jingshan mountain is on the top.

There are people on the mountain, two people, a man and a woman. These two men are the two most famous killers in Wulin today. The man's name is autumn drizzle, and the woman's name is Ye Xianhua. The Jianghu people call them "drizzle leisure flowers".

Liu Changqing, a poet, once described these two terrible killers as "the drizzle makes the clothes wet, but the idle flowers fall to the ground and hear nothing". Drizzle wet clothes, wet clothes are blood; Idle flowers fall to the ground, and the head falls.

These two people kill people without a trace. If they want to kill you, you will be dead before you see their figures or hear their voices. Autumn drizzle received a post three days ago, naming to kill Ye Xianhua.

After the job is done, he will not only have three million taels of Mingbi, but also be allowed to play the role of Cao Xueqin in the talent show "A Dream of Red Mansions"! But killing Ye Xianhua is much more difficult than killing Bill. No one in the Jianghu knows the origin of Ye Xianhua's martial arts, personality and temper, but everyone knows the story of Ye Xianhua.

Ye Xianhua has a pair of charming big eyes. It is said that she once stared at Zhao Wei and Gao Yuanyuan without moving, and she was only 17 years old that year. Ye Xianhua's voice is as intoxicating as Oriole's. Legend has it that Lin Chi-ling was numb and numb for a whole year after hearing her talk. Do you think it would be fatal? Ye Xianhua's flying skill is unique in the Wulin. She walks through the snow without a trace and lands silently, claiming to surpass Wei Yixiao, the king of green-winged bats.

She was seen stealing the Liu Xiang Olympic Games pass on the highway last week. Liu Xiang chased after 1, kilometers and was finally exhausted. Most people have been scared to buy diapers when they heard the story of Ye Xianhua, but autumn drizzle didn't buy them.

autumn drizzle is not ordinary people. He knows that killing people depends not only on technology, but also on character! Autumn drizzle is very calm. He is trimming his fingernails with a nail clipper. His fingers are slender and powerful.

he has to wait, waiting for the other person to lose his temper first. Masters strive for each other, and the slightest mistake is not allowed. Those who are impatient first will show their flaws.

fatal flaw! Therefore, the autumn drizzle said nothing, just quietly playing with nail clippers. I didn't expect Ye Xianhua to take a rest, putting on lipstick and perfume leisurely.

Autumn drizzle had to be pre-emptive and said, "You know why I called you out." Ye Xianhua said softly, "Can't we talk before we start?" Autumn drizzle said, "I'm here to kill people, not to chat."

Ye Xianhua said, "Are you sure to kill me?" Autumn drizzle said, "I never do anything I'm not sure about." Ye Xianhua said, "I want to remind you of one thing."

autumn drizzle said, "you say." Ye Xianhua said, "Bai Xiaosheng is a killer, and my little girl ranks first in the list of killers, but you are only second. Can you really kill me?" Autumn drizzle said, "I also want to remind you of one thing."

Ye Xianhua said, "Tell me." Autumn drizzle said, "As for the killer's strength, I was before you, but the ranking of Baixiaosheng adopted SMS voting system, and the number of' anthomaniac' in China was too large to make you win the first place."

Ye Xianhua's face changed and said, "I want to remind you that my fan group is called' pollen', not' anthomaniac'!" Autumn drizzle said, "I want to remind you at last that all your' pollen' are anthomaniac. Also, we have digressed. "

Ye Xianhua said, "Aren't you afraid of trouble if we fight so hard?" Autumn drizzle said, "You don't have to be afraid of trouble anymore. There is only one kind of person in the world who will never be afraid of trouble, the dead!" " Ye Xianhua said, "So you have to force me to do it?" Autumn drizzle didn't answer, so he didn't have to answer. Autumn drizzle said, "Bright weapons!" Ye Xianhua said, "I use a knife."

autumn drizzle said, "You use a knife? Where is the knife? " Ye Xianhua said, "I am the knife!" Leaves idle flower sweet smile, suddenly took off his clothes, body only lace bikini and black * * *. Ye Xianhua's face is breathtaking, and with such a figure, such a dress is full of a primitive temptation.

Her eyes can talk, her smiles can talk, her hands, her chest, her legs ... every inch of her body can talk. She knows that as long as he is a man who is not blind, he will be fascinated by her now.

autumn drizzle is a man, and he is not blind. But now he seems to be blind and completely indifferent.

He knows that a beautiful woman is a knife. When you are intoxicated, the knife will cut into your chest. Autumn drizzle mused, "I just want to ask you one thing."

Ye Xianhua smiled and said, "Go ahead." Autumn drizzle said, "In summer, you are not afraid of mosquito bites if you wear so little?" Ye Xianhua was silent for a long time, faint tunnel: "You must think I was wearing perfume just now, didn't you?" I tell you, I am spraying Liushen toilet water! " Ye Xianhua added, "But this is not an ordinary Six Gods. It is a specially refined potion. It is colorless, odorless and nontoxic, but it will slowly spread in the air, and people who smell it will be unable to move their limbs."

when I was startled by the autumn drizzle, I suddenly felt that my body was numb and I couldn't help sweating. Ye Xianhua added, "You think I'm talking nonsense with you because I'm afraid. I think I took off my clothes to miss you. In fact, it's all to delay the time so that the potion can spread around you."

The autumn drizzle was quiet and said, "Aren't you afraid of the powerful potion yourself?" Ye Xianhua proudly said, "At first, the lipstick I wore was the antidote, so I can still move freely." Ye Xianhua stared at the autumn drizzle and asked, "Do you still think you can kill me now?" Autumn drizzle said, "I can."

Ye Xianhua said, "You can't move and I can, but you can kill me. Isn't that funny?" Autumn drizzle said, "It's funny, but you will definitely be killed by me." Ye Xianhua said, "Why am I killed by you?" Autumn drizzle suddenly asked, "Can flying knives kill people?" Ye Xianhua said, "It seems that I can."

autumn is fine. 2. the composition of a humorous thing in language

opens the floodgate of memory. In the depths of memory, there are many childhood events.

childhood, like a kit, contains many things; Childhood, like a lollipop, is sour, sweet, bitter and spicy ... Among them, there is one thing that makes me feel very funny. That day, I was watching cartoons, and when I saw the most wonderful thing, I was shocked by the sound of "Goo", and I began to look for this sound.

The sound of "goo goo" startled me again. It turned out that my stomach was singing. "I'm so hungry!" I said to myself.

"Mom, I want to eat fried rice with eggs!" I said loudly to my mother. "Yes, but there is no monosodium glutamate at home, so you have to sell it!" Mom said.

"oh, ok." I hate to say it.

I took the money, ran to the canteen and said to my aunt, "Auntie, sell a scarf!" " Aunt frowned: "What are you selling scarves for on a hot day?" I said, "I don't know. My mother asked me to buy it." I ran home with my scarf like an arrow and handed it to my mother without thinking.

My mother looked at it and asked me, "What are you buying this for?" I said, "Add it to the fried rice!" Mother said, "this is a scarf, a daily necessities, used in winter." Mom said that and burst out laughing, and I also giggled.

"You must see clearly, listen clearly and think clearly before you can buy it!" "Yes!" I stood at attention and made my mother laugh again. "Haha ..." Laughter keeps "flying" out of my house ... This lollipop of childhood has brought us many interesting things, and of course, this trick is indispensable to hide them.

ah! Childhood is really good. 3. How to write your composition in humorous and sarcastic language

Everyone's childhood is like a mysterious treasure chest, and you can never imagine what kind of funny events will be contained in that seemingly ordinary box. I'm no exception. I'll reveal something to you today, but you must be mentally prepared. I won't pay for laughing off my fangs! Ok, not much to say, let me take you into my childhood and into this funny thing.

when I was 5 years old, I loved beauty very much. Either I asked my mother to tie a beautiful braid for me today, or I clamored my mother to buy me a beautiful long skirt tomorrow. Every afternoon, I even intensified my efforts. I even played makeup games with several "like-minded" girls nearby. In short, I couldn't wait to dress myself beautifully every day.

One day, I saw my mother shaving her eyebrows with a "knife". Everywhere the "knife" went, it was very beautiful. So, my love of beauty is at work again: try it quickly, it will be beautiful if you get this. Thinking of this, I crept into the room when my mother wasn't looking, but my mother found me: "Stop, what do you want?" "I ... I take the spoon." I said with a guilty conscience. "But the spoon is not in the kitchen? What are you doing here? " "No, that's ok. I'll get it from the kitchen. " After waiting for a while, my mother finally walked away. I immediately sneaked into the room, looking for the "knife" in my mother's hand, but I couldn't find it. Suddenly, my eyes fell on my father's razor. Hmm ... The effect of this one should be better than that of my mother's, and the speed is faster than that. Wouldn't it be more beautiful!

As soon as I started, I took my father's razor and brushed it a few times, and my eyebrows were shaved off a lot. After this, I think I must be beautiful now. I can't wait to pick up the mirror and want to see my face, but when I saw this scene, I was shocked: there is no beautiful girl in the mirror. There is only an ugly one with eyebrows on one side and half eyebrows on the other. When my mother heard the news, she didn't care to ask why when she saw me like this. She just laughed.

how about it? is it funny? Is my story wonderful? Haha, you should also share it with me. 4. A few humorous compositions

The title: "You can't see the drizzle and wet clothes, but you can't hear the idle flowers when you fall to the ground" is a poem written by Liu Changqing, a poet in the Tang Dynasty.

Someone once understood this poem as follows: 1. This is a beautiful artistic conception to celebrate spring. 2. Idle flowers and drizzle express unknown loneliness.

3. Being invisible and deaf doesn't mean doing nothing. It's an indifferent way of life. 4. This artistic conception is no longer suitable for today's world ... Write a composition according to your opinion.

the topic is self-made and the genre is not limited. More than 8 words.

midsummer, night, late at night. Jingshan mountain is on the top.

there are people on the mountain, two people, a man and a woman. These two men are the two most famous killers in Wulin today. The man's name is autumn drizzle, and the woman's name is Ye Xianhua. The Jianghu people call them "drizzle leisure flowers".

Liu Changqing, a poet, once described these two terrible killers as "the drizzle makes the clothes wet, but the idle flowers fall to the ground and hear nothing". Drizzle wet clothes, wet clothes are blood; Idle flowers fall to the ground, and the head falls.

These two people kill people without a trace. If they want to kill you, you will be dead before you see their figures or hear their voices. Autumn drizzle received a post three days ago, naming to kill Ye Xianhua.

After the job is done, he will not only have three million taels of Mingbi, but also be allowed to play the role of Cao Xueqin in the talent show "A Dream of Red Mansions"! But killing Ye Xianhua is much more difficult than killing Bill. No one in the Jianghu knows the origin of Ye Xianhua's martial arts, personality and temper, but everyone knows the story of Ye Xianhua.

Ye Xianhua has a pair of charming big eyes. It is said that she once stared at Zhao Wei and Gao Yuanyuan without moving, and she was only 17 years old that year. Ye Xianhua's voice is as intoxicating as Oriole's. Legend has it that Lin Chi-ling was numb and numb for a whole year after hearing her talk. Do you think it would be fatal? Ye Xianhua's flying skill is unique in the Wulin. She walks through the snow without a trace and lands silently, claiming to surpass Wei Yixiao, the king of green-winged bats.

She was seen stealing the Liu Xiang Olympic Games pass on the highway last week. Liu Xiang chased after 1, kilometers and was finally exhausted. Most people have been scared to buy diapers when they heard the story of Ye Xianhua, but autumn drizzle didn't buy them.

autumn drizzle is not ordinary people. He knows that killing people depends not only on technology, but also on character! Autumn drizzle is very calm. He is trimming his fingernails with a nail clipper. His fingers are slender and powerful.

he has to wait, waiting for the other person to lose his temper first. Masters strive for each other, and the slightest mistake is not allowed. Those who are impatient first will show their flaws.

fatal flaw! Therefore, the autumn drizzle said nothing, just quietly playing with nail clippers. I didn't expect Ye Xianhua to take a rest, putting on lipstick and perfume leisurely.

Autumn drizzle had to be pre-emptive and said, "You know why I called you out." Ye Xianhua said softly, "Can't we talk before we start?" Autumn drizzle said, "I'm here to kill people, not to chat."

Ye Xianhua said, "Are you sure to kill me?" Autumn drizzle said, "I never do anything I'm not sure about." Ye Xianhua said, "I want to remind you of one thing."

autumn drizzle said, "you say." Ye Xianhua said, "Bai Xiaosheng is a killer, and my little girl ranks first in the list of killers, but you are only second. Can you really kill me?" Autumn drizzle said, "I also want to remind you of one thing."

Ye Xianhua said, "Tell me." Autumn drizzle said, "As for the killer's strength, I was before you, but the ranking of Baixiaosheng adopted SMS voting system, and the number of' anthomaniac' in China was too large to make you win the first place."

Ye Xianhua's face changed and said, "I want to remind you that my fan group is called' pollen', not' anthomaniac'!" Autumn drizzle said, "I want to remind you at last that all your' pollen' are anthomaniac. Also, we have digressed. "

Ye Xianhua said, "Aren't you afraid of trouble if we fight so hard?" Autumn drizzle said, "You don't have to be afraid of trouble anymore. There is only one kind of person in the world who will never be afraid of trouble, the dead!" " Ye Xianhua said, "So you have to force me to do it?" Autumn drizzle didn't answer, so he didn't have to answer. Autumn drizzle said, "Bright weapons!" Ye Xianhua said, "I use a knife."

autumn drizzle said, "You use a knife? Where is the knife? " Ye Xianhua said, "I am.