Don't let the enemy see English jokes.

You can eat whatever you want, but you can't speak some English casually. Often a letter is only very short, and its meaning may be very different, even the opposite. Let's take a look at it in Xichun foreign language as soon as possible, and don't say anything wrong in the future, or you may be laughed at!

1. Sports hall brothel (not sports room)

2. Dollar notes of the late president (not the late president)

3. Lover lover (not lover)

4. Restaurant handyman (not bus conductor)

5. A nosy person

6. dry goods & lt America > textile grains (non-dry goods)

7. A heart person is a heart changer (not a willing heart).

8. Psychiatrist (not a crazy doctor)

9. The last moment of the night (not 1 1 point)

10. Blind date (arranged by a third party)

Men and women meet for the first time (not blind date or blind date)

1 1. Personal attack (non-personal attack)

12. Fresh water (not sugar water or sweet water)

13. Liar (untrustworthy person)

14. Criminal lawyers (not criminal lawyers)

15. Gas station (not service station)

16. Lounge toilet (non-lounge)

17. dressing room dressing room (not fitting room or dressing room)

18. Common sense (not the feeling of a horse)

19. Capital thought is a good idea (not capitalist thought)

20. Familiar talk, vulgar talk (unfamiliar talk)

2 1. Black tea Black tea (not black tea)

22. Black art witchcraft (non-black art)

23. A complete stranger (not a stranger)

24. White coal (water is used as energy)

25. White people are faithful and reliable (not white people).

26. Yellow Book Yellow Book (French government report is sealed with yellow paper, not yellow book)

27. Red tape and bureaucratic habits (not red tape)

28. Novice (not novice)

29. Blue Sox female scholar, female genius (not blue socks)

30. China's China policy (not China policy)

3 1. loong Kirin (not a dragon)

32. American beauty is a kind of beautiful and moving rose (not American beauty)

33. British disease rickets (non-British disease)

34. Happy and quiet old age in summer in India (not summer in India)

35. Greek gifts are harmful gifts (not gifts from Greece)

36. Spanish athletes are braggadocio (not Spanish athletes)

37. French chalk and talcum powder * * (not French * * pen)

38. Joke (don't back down)

39. Naked (no birthday dress).

40. Take back the preface (keep your word)

4 1. Apple and tomato of love (not the fruit of love)

42. The handwriting on the wall is ominous (not a poster).

43. Knock down the house and win the applause (not knock down the house)

44. fly into a rage (don't try it on)

45. Creepy and scary (not angry and angry)

46. Cheated (not accepted)

47. Think highly of yourself.

48. Pull up your socks and summon up courage (without socks)

Do it with your heart. Used in negative sentences, you do it with your heart (not intentionally or intentionally).

50. What a pity, what a pity (not a pity)

5 1. Don't you say? (Don't say it if it's not you)

It's good that you can say it again (don't say it if it's not you).

I slept well (not that I never slept well).

Don't be too attentive in your work, the more careful you are, the better (not to say that you can't be too careful).

55. I have given up smoking for four years. I quit smoking for four years (not to say that I smoked for four years).

56. None of his friends came.

People will yearn for her. People will remember her for a long time (not forever).

He is very happy to let them go (not him, too happy to let them go).

Don't be bored (not to say that you can't be bored).

Old goat (not old goat)

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