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Classic quotations from the works of Ruffian Cai

"The First Intimate Contact"

Publication date: 1998

If you haven't tried it yet, go to McDonald's on Daxue Road and order a large Coke , how to date two portions of French fries? Then you must read this online novel? "The First Intimate Contact".

"The First Intimate Contact" is the famous work of Cai Zhiheng (Ruffian Cai). Because this novel was reprinted repeatedly on the Internet, Ruffian Cai's popularity spread like a heat wave on the Internet, making the author Ruffian Cai an instant hit. The author's e-mail box receives a flurry of letters from enthusiastic netizens every day.

This novel is considered a milestone in Chinese online literature, and it also made online literature begin to attract attention. In the book, the ruffian Cai tells a tragic love story as if mourning his death. The beautiful girl finally died of a terminal illness. Her name was very romantic, "Qingwu Feiyang". Ruffian Cai and Qingwu Feiyang have become the most passionate Internet lovers in the history of the Internet.

Abstract:

If I have ten million, I can buy a house.

Do I have ten million? No.

So I still don’t have a house.

If I had wings, I could fly.

Do I have wings? No.

So I can’t fly either.

Even if I poured out all the water in the Pacific Ocean, it would not extinguish the flame of my love for you.

Is it possible to pour out all the water in the Pacific Ocean? No.

So I don’t love you. ?

"Raincoat"

Publication date: 1999

"Raincoat" is the second online novel by ruffian Cai. Different from "First Intimate Contact", the love story of "Raincoat" takes place offline, and is beautiful but with a touch of helplessness.

Japanese girl Yuzi went to Taiwan to study. After being introduced by a friend, Ruffian taught her Chinese. She taught Ruffian Japanese. The relationship slowly grew in the teaching. When it rained, Ruffian taught her Chinese. Let Yuzi get into his own raincoat. There is such a tradition in Yuzi's hometown: when a boy does not dare to express his love to a girl, he will choose a rainy day and invite the girl to wear a raincoat? < /p>

Yuzi is going back to Japan, and she gave her favorite purple-red raincoat to Ruffian

Yuzi is married?

Abstract:

She took out her purple raincoat and put it on slowly.

As if she were wearing an expensive kimono, her movements were so gentle.

This is the first time I saw her put on that raincoat.

Wearing a raincoat and hat, she looks like the "Little Red Riding Hood" in the fairy tale, soft and cute.

Such a lovely girl and such a touching story, isn’t it exciting?

"The Love of 7-ELEVEN"

"The Love of 7-Eleven" Love" is a collection of eight films including "7-11 Love", "4:55", "Raincoat", "Luoshen Black Tea", "Green Island Serenade", "Lonely Grave in the Water", "A Mei", and "Scarf" The short and medium stories quietly tell each story that reflects loneliness.

"7-11 Love", the essence of emotion is like water, it is soft. All intensity, paranoia or indifference is just heated water or boiling water; even if it has solidified into ice, it is still water.

A collection of Cai Zhiheng’s classic short stories, the love, family affection and friendship of boys majoring in science and engineering are all in "7-11 Love"

"Irish Coffee"

Published Date: 2000

"Irish Coffee" tells the story of a bartender who, according to legend, mixed whiskey into hot coffee for the girl he liked and invented Irish Coffee. The fragrance of coffee combined with the richness of spirits will warm people from the palms of their hands to the bottom of their hearts on a cold night. After hearing this story, a Taipei girl who is one-quarter Irish insisted on making authentic Irish coffee and serving it only after twelve o'clock in the evening. Thus, love was inspired by the gentle aroma of coffee on a rainy night.

A small cafe, a small lamp, a man from a foreign land, met a girl. His longing for her can no longer be distinguished from his longing for love or his desire for coffee?

"Mistletoe"

Publication date: 2001< /p>

Following the popular Plan? What if I had 10 million?, "No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you?" in "Mistletoe", will probably become the most sensational buzzword.

What kind of love is "Mistletoe" describing? It's like a tired person who gets caught in the rain after work. When he opens the door, his beloved has just finished cooking a bowl of hot food. face, and then wiped the raindrops from his forehead. You can imagine that person, the rain, the bowl of noodles, and the handkerchief wiping away the rain, but can you imagine the taste of that bowl of noodles? Then please savor it in "Mistletoe"!

Mistletoe (hu j? shēng) is a more mature work with more depth. The main characters are classmates and friends from college. The plot of the story is the vague love between the protagonists Cai Chongren and Lin Mingjing. Later, after Cai Chongren met Fang Quan, he immediately felt a sense of deja vu, thus developing a true love, but Cai Chong felt sorry for it. Mingjing, until finally told the truth. The story contains a lot of very interesting life in college, including participating in clubs, dancing, performing dramas, and debates. Each of them is a past event that can leave beautiful memories.

Abstract: No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you. I am always here, in front of you, in your shadow, on the balcony, waiting for you quietly. ?

"Night Rose"

Publication date: 2002

Deep in the soul of every man and woman there is a flower he/she loves most Rose, Ke Zhihong, a water conservancy engineer who left his hometown to work in Taipei, and Ye Meigui, a lonely girl living in Taipei, intertwined their alluring love in the colorful Taipei.

The text of "Night Rose" is still full of Cai Zhiheng's humor. You can't help but laugh out loud when you read it. However, the love in the book is extremely pure. In an era when love is uncertain, Cai Zhiheng will always make the pure love in everyone's heart belong.

"Yishu and Kexue"

Publication date: 2004

A boy from science and engineering who works in an engineering company, wanders into a cafe near the company with nothing to do. The boredom of work and the influence of his roommate who was a screenwriter gave him the idea of ??writing a novel. At this time, there happened to be a girl who liked to draw, so the boy from science and engineering decided the starting point of the story: a girl studying art named Ke. Snow (homophone for science), a boy studying science named Yishu (homophone for art). The entire novel unfolds around the love between the engineer and the painting girl, and the novel characters Yishu and Kexue written by the protagonist also progress simultaneously with the protagonist's life plot, showing a touching journey of pursuing love.

From each other’s creations, we see each other’s life and the other’s position in our hearts. Will the endings of each other’s stories be the same? Wait for you to find the answer. Two love stories, one in your eyes, the other in the writings of Yi Shu and Ke Xue, there is life, love and friendship, which is closer to Cai Zhiheng's true story. Let Cai Zhiheng lead you into a broader realm of novels.

A girl who studies art and a boy who studies science ~ Use a paintbrush to draw the symbols of love along your heart, so that you and I can get out of the maze of gorgeous love.

"Peacock Forest"

Publication date: 2005

The story begins with an interesting psychological test: You have several species of peacocks in the forest. Animals, horses, cows, sheep, tigers and peacocks. If you had to leave the forest one day and could only take one kind of animal with you, which animal would you take? The encounter between the male protagonist and the three heroines in the story started with a wrongly sent love letter. The results of the psychological test chosen by the protagonists caused a vague conflict in the relationship between the male protagonist and the three heroines.

The two heroines who appear in the first half of the article have names with the same pronunciation but different spellings, "Liu Weiting" and "Liu Weiting". This is why the hero's love letter will be accidentally given to the wrong person, and also because The male protagonist didn't know how to explain this misunderstanding and ended up hurting "Liu Weiting" because of the love letter - choosing tiger (representing self-esteem) - and hurting her very seriously. From then on, the male protagonist has always had a deep affection for her. of guilt. The other heroine "Liuweiting"---chooses the sheep (represents love)---needs romance to nourish love. In the process of their relationship, the male protagonist---chooses the peacock (represents money)--- I'm not a romantic person, so the relationship ended in vain.

After experiencing these two relationships, the male protagonist felt infinite guilt and regret in his heart, until another heroine appeared, a girl "Li Shanlan" who also chose peacock, and two people who also chose peacock, There are similarities, and because of her reminder, the hero has the courage to face "Liu Weiting" again - choose the tiger (representing self-esteem), so that he no longer feels guilty in his heart, and in the relationship between the two, the hero He also discovered how important she was to him. At the end of the story, although the male protagonist wanted to leave the forest with the peacock, the peacock did not want to be an obstacle to the male protagonist opening his tail and left, but they both knew that one day they would meet again.

There are too many coincidences in life, and psychological tests are just some reasonable explanations for these coincidences, but they are not entirely standard answers.

Please believe in the voice of love in your heart, and please believe in your heart’s view of yourself.

Invite you to find the beautiful touch of "First Intimate Contact" in "Peacock Forest"!

"Nuan Nuan"

Publication date : 2007

Cai Zhiheng's new idea of ??pure love in 2007 is comparable to the love whirlwind of "First Intimate Contact". Touching and skillful cross-strait long-distance love? It will warm you for a lifetime.

After graduation, Liangliang, a Taiwanese boy, participated in a cross-strait student summer camp and came to the ancient capital of Beijing, where he met Nuannuan, a girl from the Northeast who was studying in Beijing. Together with other students, they happily visited many places of interest in Beijing. In this process, the feelings of coolness and warmth are also increasing day by day. After the summer camp ended, Liang Liang reluctantly left Beijing and Nuan Nuan and returned to Taiwan. He found a job and agreed with Nuan Nuan to live hard no matter what the reality was. After that, Liangliang came to the mainland again for a business trip due to work. He couldn't hide his strong longing for Nuannuan. Before returning to Taiwan, he went to Beijing and met Nuannuan. And went to Harbin with Nuannuan, where the relationship between the two got closer. In the end, although Liang Liang still had to separate from Nuan Nuan, their hearts crossed the Taiwan Strait and got closer.

This latest love novel by Cai Zhiheng tells the story of a seemingly ordinary but extraordinary relationship between a man and a woman. No matter how long the physical distance is, it can't cut off people's inner emotional exchanges and cries.

Digest:?Hey, my name is Nuannuan. What about you?

"Looking Back"

Publication date: 2008

Three novellas, "Looking Back", "Forgetting", "Meeting Myself," "In the Snow".

This book is a collection of novellas by Cai Zhiheng, including the latest three novellas. The theme still revolves around touching stories related to "love", and the text is still in the humorous style of the ruffian Cai!

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Abstract:

The Buddha said that you have to look back at the past life five hundred times before passing by in this life.

I believe that we must have looked back at our past lives more than five hundred times.

So I don’t want to say goodbye to you, nor do I want to make a promise to you.

We will definitely meet again someday in the future.

"Whale Girl? Pond Boy"

Publication date: 2010

The look in her eyes at this moment is eternity to me.

One is a big-eyed beauty who is smart and generous, and always has inexplicable premonitions; the other is a shy boy who is considerate and honest, and occasionally tells cold jokes; the two met in a selection competition for the top ten beauties on campus.

Their date did not include ordinary worldly pursuit methods: leaving phone calls, exaggerated compliments, flirtatious behavior or intense plot developments; but there was an inexplicable tacit understanding between each other, an inadvertent knowing smile, and warmth. The sweetness flows ambiguously between the two?

Her eyes shine like stars. In the future, what will be the trajectory of these two lines, me and her?

Will this unspoken love, this touching, nostalgic love, end in comedy or tragedy? ?

"Bat"

Publication date: 2010

"Bat" is a tender and tear-jerking novel. The writing style is warm and bright, and the emotions conveyed are sincere and touching. "Bat" consists of three novellas: "Bat", "Mick" and "Water for Help".

"Bat": A dead relative or lover will turn into a bat and fly home to see the person he missed during his lifetime. ?Although this is just a legend about bats

, it actually expresses a mood, a mood that wants to comfort the living and show sympathy for the dead. When the deceased transforms into a bat and flies into the home to meet each other, there will be no more regrets and regrets. Watching the bats fly in, I knew my grandma was back to see me!

The protagonist of "Mick" is a dog. ?The animal that you cherish by your side may be your relative, friend or lover in your previous life. After it accompanies you through the most difficult years of your life, it will leave. ?Mick is such a kind and loyal dog. He spends his whole life accompanying me and protecting me.

"The Water of Seeking Love" tells the story of an otaku who gains love in the process of changing his life. I want to start over in the second half of my life. Just like a computer that becomes very slow or even crashes and presses the Reset button to restart it, I decided to press Reset and start over in my life.

"Anima"

Publication date: 2013

What is destined love? Who is the lover you are unwilling to give up for the rest of your life? ?

Everyone has an eternal lover in his heart that even he himself cannot change.

His life will be involuntarily chasing her?

Online novel Leader - Cai Zhiheng

Three years later, a new full-length love novel!

Tired of watching intensely entangled love stories, the subtle yet heart-thrilling Cai-style love will lead the way. We understand a more profound love issue - who is your "destined" lover?!

No matter how many sails you have passed, you can only love one person!

No matter in life How many girls have you met who have been attracted by your heart, why do you always choose her?

It turns out that you are my destined lover - my anima!

You know what you really like Who are people? Why are you always attracted to a certain person for no reason when you meet so many people in your life? It turns out that person is the "anima" in your mind.

》Another moving masterpiece. Spanning more than fourteen years of affectionate time and space, nothing can exchange for the beauty of meeting at this moment. After three years of separation from the sandstorm of love, I reunite with you!

Special appendix at the end of the book: Editor’s question: There is always someone, Will always live in my heart──The creation of Ruffian Cai. The author steps out from behind the text and eloquently talks about the book and his own creation, peeling off the stories and characters constructed in his writing, allowing people to get deeper into the love world carefully set up by the ruffian Cai.

In your heart, that irreplaceable figure, that piece of memory sand that cannot be exchanged by time or fate, flies into the air at the moment of reunion; if, if you can be with him/her again Opportunity to meet? What will you do? What will you try to change? Or, the sand must still return to peace, and everything cannot be turned back after all?!

I suddenly had the illusion that the grassland in the past has returned. . Although there has been no moisture from rain for more than ten years, as long as there is light rain now, it seems that you can see the greenery and smell the fragrance of green grass.

?──Cai Zhiheng, fourteen years and five months, more than 5,000 days, 120,000 hours, and 7.5 million minutes. When mobile phones replaced home phones and communication software changed from MSN to Line, everything changed. The only thing that remained unchanged was the three-quarter profile of her face. After she appeared, the memory returned to that summer outside the classroom in Building M, by the pool.

At first, it was just a cold business exchange. Then, as I looked back countless times, the sunshine, the coldness of the water, the broken down locomotive, and the back that no longer rotated in the rain, the picture fell over, and the control of the back and forth changed. The greetings slowly spread: messages, good night, a cup of matcha with cake; he said, finish quickly and get off work early. But that's all. She silently drew a red line between each other; even though she loved them that way; even though she still loves them now. "What I want to do is just walk around with you, slowly." The deepest and deepest memory will never be changed; then let the best time stop at this moment. They all understand that many things are like youth and cannot be returned? After three years of absence, Cai Zhiheng has another unforgettable masterpiece!

There may be someone who cares deeply in everyone's heart, and a relationship is like sand. The nostalgia that settles at the bottom of the cup but never disappears. This book re-describes a lost past through the dual writing of reality and youth. If the God of Destiny wants to exchange a memory with you, what can you give him? Or what can you choose to forget? Even if we meet again, the ambiguous line that can never be crossed will still trap the floating sand and dust. In the haze, we saw grains of sand dancing freely. Even if they couldn't resist the fate of falling, they still left endless beauty.