Cold joke encouragement

Bus stop "Miss, you stepped on my foot." "No, I'm so far away from you." "I mean, if you accidentally step on my foot, you are stepping on my foot." "psycho." "Wow, young lady, you have a good eye. I do have a history of neurology. I usually see beautiful girls having seizures. " "You men are always like this, deliberately saying something boring to attract girls. I seem to feel very handsome. " "Young lady, you are wrong. I never feel handsome, but I am handsome. " "Don't be so disgusting. I am going to throw up. " "Can I ask you a question before you throw up?" "fart quickly" "Why do you deny my handsomeness without conscience?" "Get out ..." Second, on the bus, "Why are you here again?" "Sometimes I'm really everywhere." "Do you know you are annoying? You have to sit next to me, not so many seats. " "Miss, you know, I just took an empty seat, and there was only you next to the empty seat, that's all." "There is also an empty seat in front. Why don't you go? " "Oh, I see. So do you want to see my ass, or do I want to see you and my ass? " "Get out ..." Third, get off. "Why did you get off again?" "Anyway, not because of you! I like hanging out. " "I tell you sexual harassment. Which unit are you from? " "Are you talking about gold or joule, Newton?" "I know you very well? Always say such nonsense, sorry, I don't catch a cold! " "Yes, we don't know each other at all. We are like two green strawberries on a branch, sour. " "Watch some Chinese Odyssey and learn a few Tang Priest words, so you feel humorous?" "Humor is born, to blame, you blame my mother. Oh, and my dad. . . ""nerves. " "Your mother is crazy." "Your mother is crazy." "You see you, it is your mother insisted that my mother, what do you want? . . . ""Get out of here ... "Fourth, at the KCF gate," No way, how could I be so unlucky to meet you again? " "I also found out that I think my predecessor's sin must be very heavy." "You make it clear! Be careful that I kick your ass! " "How dare you. I will call. " "What's your name?" "Be indecent, but don't say strong *." "Do you think anyone will talk to you?" "No, I'm coming back to be indecent." "Oh, my God, you turn a blind eye to all scoundrels like you!" "Well, yes, otherwise there would be no so-called elite in this world." "..." 5. At KFC, "Don't talk, I get bored when you talk." "I haven't said yet. Can you tell me something? " "I told you to stop. You talk like a fly. It's disgusting. " "Oh, the original text can play such a big role. It's really earth-shattering Can I work part-time? " "Do what?" "Go to the hospital to help people with gastric lavage." "You're hopeless. Go back and deal with things early. " "I don't have any requirements before I die, I just want to say a few words to you, again afraid you don't promise. Do you promise? " "Go ahead, reasonable requirements can be considered." "Will you treat me to this KFC?" "Go to hell ..." 6. KFC "Don't you have a girlfriend? Wandering alone on Sunday? " "To be exact, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a female friend. Why do you ask? " "Nothing, is it not good to care about your lifelong events?" "Well, what's the matter? You are like a person I love deeply. " "Who? ..... ""My mother. She also likes to ask questions. " "If there weren't so many people watching in the street, I would really like to hit you." "I'm not afraid of others seeing you hit me. What are you afraid of? What about you, don't you accompany your boyfriend? " "Never mind!" "Oh, I see. Abandoned by her boyfriend, I want to find a psychological balance. " "The dog's mouth spit ivory. To be clear, I don't want to find it. " "If you think about me, I will suffer." "Please don't disgust me." "I can be your extra unconditionally. If you need a boyfriend, please call * * * * * * * ""I'll talk about it then. " "Can you tell me your telephone number?" "We'll see. Stop bothering me and scolding you. " "Good, then you can send a message to scold me." ...... Seven, go home separately. "Strange, I really want to send a message to scold him." "Ha ha. It's strange that she didn't send a message to scold me. " "It's all over. Do I really like that scoundrel? " "Hey, she doesn't like me this rascal. This is the end. " Ten classic misunderstandings in history (funny) 1 When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "sweetheart!" " The patient smiled and said, "Little baby." 2. A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped the cigarettes! Male * * * * * You just got castrated! 3. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "What do you envy? I didn't take off my pants. " 4. A company recruits, and the English name of the next girl to interview is "spring". The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English level and shouted, "Hi! That one called' Spring', it's your turn! " On the bus, the standing pregnant woman said to the strange man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine! 6. Min: Are there any military prostitutes in the army? Jun: Yes, there is no military discipline! Min: Really! Do I have to pay? Jun: What money do you need? Our military discipline was handed down from above. 7. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called. She said on the phone that she would kiss you." Boss: "Give it to me first, and then give it to me later." 8. Mrs. Wang is pregnant with quadruplets and shows off to her neighbors everywhere, saying that it is not easy to give birth to quadruplets, with an average of 60 thousand births. Mrs. Li was surprised: do you still have time to do housework? 9. Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mother interjected: "This question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like a father, it is hereditary. " Like neighbors, that's the environment. 10. Junichiro Koizumi visited the farm, and the reporter took photos of him in a pigsty with pigs. The next day, I saw a postscript in the newspaper: the third from the left is Comrade Junichiro Koizumi.