A witty joke.

Complete works of wise and humorous jokes

Humor is the expression of excess intelligence, and jokes are its perfect expression. The following is a complete set of humorous jokes full of wisdom that I have compiled, hoping to bring you help!

Wise and humorous joke 1 1, one corner of autumn clothes is stuck in autumn trousers, and the other corner of autumn trousers is stuck in socks, which is the most basic respect for winter.

2, ask how much sadness you can have, just like everyone has a pair of long pants.

I believe that one day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, the kind of peace of mind that autumn trousers are tied in socks.

4. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

5. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

6. When the road is rough, shout and move on.

7, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is telling stories! The world belongs to us. It also belongs to those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

8. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

9, the sea is wide with diving and beating drums.

10, is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

1 1, in this weather, you go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours.

12, my father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

13, now "good night" means, don't push me around.

14, how much sadness can there be, just like being caught in a cold current without wearing long trousers.

15. It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long pants. One is that you feel cold, the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

16, I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted long pants with my red rope.

17, you lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

18, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but your future mother-in-law is standing in front of you, but you can only call her aunt.

19, are you short of light bulbs on Tanabata? The kind that only eats and doesn't talk.

20. I hope that one day, we can become strangers again, get to know each other again and see how I kill you.

Clever and humorous jokes 2 1. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our children and grandchildren!

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

3, parents fool their children to call education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

If you fall, get up and cry again.

5. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

6. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

7. Money alone can't make people happy, so I also stole some jewelry, stamps, watches and so on.

8. These are not rubbish, but antiques I collected! Of course, you can throw it away if you don't like it.

9. Can we find a place to have a drink and make friends? Or should I give you my wallet?

10. In the internet world, your girlfriend may be a man and your boyfriend may be a woman. It's painful, but you have to accept it.

1 1. When listening to the sermon in the church, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

12, have you heard the story that the big pig said yes and the little pig said no?

13, you must come when I lose weight, because I have no appetite when I see you.

14, girls, don't call yourself a foodie easily. Good-looking people are called foodies, and ugly people can only be called fools.

15, Yao Ming looks very reassuring, but she is always suspected of puppy love by her parents.

Wise and humorous joke 3 1, young people should not always stay at home, but go out for a walk more. At the end of the day, you will find it interesting to play games.

2, I like your worry, no wonder my stomach can't go down.

3, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent!

I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.

I think, as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.

We always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this judgment.

8. I pretend to work for the boss, and the boss pretends to pay me.

9. You like me, but you don't know me. If you know me, you will love me to death.

10, I haven't been to your city, but I brushed your questions there.

1 1, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

12, every "fuck" you say, I silently make your bed in my heart.

13, quarrel with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

14. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I didn't have a chance to interrupt her.

15, my eyesight is very poor, for example, see that thumbtack on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

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