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The most novel valentine's day special issue ...

[Jing M.Guo]

I hope that every winter, even the streets are heated, so I don't have to wear thick clothes. If you are not handsome, you have to wear thick clothes.

I hope that every time I go shopping, there are things that I want to buy for you;

I hope that when you have nightmares, I will be by your side. I hope that when I can't sleep, I can watch you sleep soundly beside me.

I hope you can send me a message, call me or come to me by plane when you miss me, and I will be very happy;

I wish I could hug you every day;

I hope we don't want a cold war;

I hope you will always be jealous of me;

I hope to dry your wet hair after washing every day, and I hope I will help you cut your nails after we are together;

I hope we both use the same perfume, and I hope you smell like me;

I hope you miss me most of the time every day, even at work;

I hope I am the only one to take care of you when you are sick, and everyone else will leave here.

I hope that in the days when I love you, you also love me, and I hope that such days will never pass;

I hope to accompany you to the end of the world, the end of time.

I hope you really love me.

[Zhu Zixiao]

I think love is a romantic trip between two people, walking hand in hand on the brightly lit road at the moment when they just put down their luggage and came out of the hotel.

[Yang Yushan]

Love is like bungee jumping, some things are high above, and some things fall dangerously to the bottom. Although they will land smoothly in the end, the exciting feeling in the process can only be truly experienced by the bungee jumping people themselves.

[Li]

Love is a kind of magic that makes adults become children and children become adults.

[He Jie]

Love is coffee, and black is what it is.

[Sun Jian]

Love is that my stepfather is eight years younger than my mother, but my mother is spoiled like a child by him. They have lived together for eight years, but they haven't got a marriage certificate yet. My mother said that she could not commit bigamy because she and her father were not divorced, and my father died of illness. Fortunately, my stepfather agreed with her and spoiled her!

[Ceng Zimo]

When my mother was quarantined, my father specially sent a bottle of her favorite Chili oil. There is a small piece of paper hidden at the bottom of the bottle, carefully folded, with the words 10 written by my father: "Keep the green hills, don't worry about burning firewood."

[Yu]

Once upon a time, I accidentally saw a paragraph on the web page: "When I think of love on the road, I feel that the best love is that two people are partners of each other. Don't bind, don't entangle, don't possess, and don't rush to dig meaning from each other. It should be that the two of us stand side by side and look at this lonely world. " This is the most comforting thing about love. Love at this age, it is best to put a transparent kite outside the cloud nine, gently and slowly move with the wind. Occasionally, on a sunny day, I think of it, look up, pout and continue to bury my head.

[Xu Jin]

Find many sly reasons, but in order to hug you, this minute, another minute.

[Anthony]

I always believed that when you appeared, I would know it was you.

[Beibei shakes]

It's the end of the year and I'm busy decorating. I spent all my spit and quarreled with all my quarrels. Virgo's perfectionism and hegemonism are beyond doubt ... until one day, I saw a little girl's signature on the decoration forum: I just want to build a house in a down-to-earth way and live a good life with someone.

[Chen Long]

Girls keep guessing what boys say in their minds. Boys keep girls' humble wishes in mind. Different relationships in youth are condensed into this same forbearing gesture.

[Lei Kewen]

Some people seem to be careless on the surface, but in fact they have been waiting for a long time, waiting for a beautiful person to fill their missed Valentine's Day and every lonely soul with the growth of rings in their lives.

[Sun Mengjie]

You don't have to slow down, just leave one hand behind you. I will catch up with you with that hand.

[Gong Simi]

I don't quite understand what love is.

Probably in a crowded supermarket, you push the shopping cart and I sit in the car.

I probably just want to slow down the taxi so that the songs on the radio can sing along.

Probably just picked up the phone and wrote a hundred words, then deleted them and made a cold joke.

Probably when I was traveling, I suddenly couldn't go on and wanted to come back for you.

Maybe it was love at first sight, and I missed you continuously.

It's probably a coincidence that you met and slowly lost.

[Yun Tong]

Jun Jun, we have lived together for a year. I remember when you wouldn't let me do the laundry. You said, "Your hands are used for drawing. Let me do the laundry. "

[Hui Min]

You are usually polite and smiling in front of friends and colleagues, and I am arrogant and invincible in front of everyone. Everyone thinks I bully you a lot. But in fact, with you, I am the one who is often at a disadvantage. You blew your beard and stared at me, you ate melon seeds leisurely in my chatter, and you wiped the dog with my expensive bathrobe. ...

However, I only want to be weak in front of you.

[Xiao Ting]

I haven't seen him for six years, and I've only spoken to him face to face once in ten years. I don't know what he has become now. Maybe he has become something I don't know at all. I'm thinking, if he becomes a mean person, a realistic person and an annoying person, will I still miss him? My answer is still "yes".

[Heart of Death]

In the past, I only dreamed about myself. Now my dream is that you are with me.

[Wang Xiaoli]

Know that I met you. Strange hairstyle. Strange skirt. A slightly bloated figure due to stress. There is hardly anything I like when I say it. But when I heard you standing in that island country thousands of miles away from me, I cried and sang "I am in love, I want to love." At that time. I hear my own psychological voice.

"I found it."

[Yang Zisong]

In fact, love is not fun, just because it is not good, so it is enjoyable.

[Lin Haitao]

Love is like a piece of shit ~ it gets hot after a while ~ it gets cold after a while ~

[Li Xi]

Later, I found that you are a reflection in my heart, so light and shallow that I can still remember it at some time.

But this has nothing to do with the real you.

[Nan Xiaobao]

Since I met you, I have never thought about what love is. Because for me, it is not a concrete thing, which needs to be imagined and measured. It is when you are with me, a hug, a kiss, or when I miss you, you suddenly turn around and smile at me.

There are so many so tired ~ ~