A little joke about May Day

In order to sleep almost like order, I bow and kneel;

Can't sleep at night, the customer will be in place as soon as he calls;

Don't dare to offend by farting, and don't leave your post all the year round;

All labor laws and regulations are invalid, and there is nowhere to cry because of physical and mental fatigue;

On holidays, it is difficult for family members to meet each other, and debt collection almost collapses;

Development customers often get drunk, but it really hurts their stomach without hurting their feelings;

Those with low wages are still rich, often spend money to bribe, and the five poisons are just scrapped;

You don't work on Labor Day, but you wander around, ignoring national laws and regulations! I'm not threatening you, please treat me to dinner quickly! Why don't I post your mobile phone number on the street: one-night stand hotline, take care of yourself at dinner. ...

May Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

What should I do if I am hungry on May Day? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

Thinking of you on May Day is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

You have an angelic face, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy May Day!