A joke about money 13 is a joke about money.

1, spend money to name children, which may be the origin of the title fee.

Since I started selling fake wine, I have been paying "running water" every day.

I also want to break a dollar in half, but it is illegal to tear RMB.

I also plan to donate naked after my death, otherwise I can't give a penny to my children.

5. Money makes the mare go, but you can still shave your head without money.

6. My most precious property before marriage was freedom.

7, the living appearance fee is expensive, and the entrance fee for the dead (crematorium) is not cheap.

8. The only time I laundered money was in the washing machine.

9. What is a mortgage loan? Is to hold you there so that you can't open the pot.

10, money is not everything, it's just a billion dollars.

1 1. If I am rich, it means I have a lot of loans.

12, money is like a wife, nothing is impossible, too much is also a big trouble.

13, people often say that money is like dirt and people have to go to the toilet every day. In their hurry, they had to look for toilets everywhere.