King of funny

There is an interesting king in our family. He is my father.

Dad loves telling jokes and often makes my mother and I laugh.

Once, it was very hot at home. My mother and I shouted, "It's so hot! How hot it is! Turn on the air conditioner quickly. " Dad said, "It's too cold, too cold. Calm is natural. " Then he told a joke about air conditioning: "Xiaoming's family of three came to the restaurant for dinner." Xiao Ming asked the waiter to turn down the air conditioner for a while, and then asked the waiter to turn up the air conditioner. " Xiaoming's parents say that numbness does not disturb others. The waiter heard it and said, it doesn't matter, the air conditioner in their shop is broken. "My mother and I both laughed too embarrassed to let my dad turn on the air conditioner again.

Another time, when my mother and I were hungry, my father told a joke about a hundred loaves of bread. He said: "A rabbit went to buy bread and asked the boss if he had 100 buns, but the boss saidno. He asked every day, and finally one day the boss said yes, but the little rabbit said that he only wanted two buns. The boss fainted because it took him three days and three nights to make 100 buns. " My mother and I both laughed so hard that we didn't seem to be hungry.

There are many jokes, all made up by dad himself. Sometimes my father said he would laugh, but my mother and I didn't laugh, and then my father acted very wronged. When we saw it, we could not help laughing again.

Dad, the funny king, brought laughter to our family!

Label: King