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What do Indians think of their military parade? Will it be funny?

Indians think the military parade in their country is very good, but some people think it is funny.

China has just finished its 70th anniversary military parade. We were shocked when we saw rows of hills and rainbow-like phalanxes passing through Tiananmen Square evenly. As we all know, the military parade is not only a review of the army, but also an opportunity for a country to show its national strength and enhance its national self-confidence. Therefore, the greatest significance of the military parade is to send an important signal to other countries: I am strong, don't mess with me. A military parade in one country will attract the attention of the whole world. It is absolutely not allowed to make mistakes in such a serious situation, which can be seen from the blink of an eye of our honor guard.

However, there is such a country in the world that every military parade is like magic. Full of jokes, no sense of solemnity. Instead, people just look at it and laugh. This magical country is India. During his one-year military parade in India, he specially invited then President Obama to attend the ceremony. He wanted to show the United States the rapid growth of India's military power, but their military parade made Obama smile. Facts have proved that the military parade in India is different from ours. As soon as I came out, I started all kinds of interesting performances. The soldiers wandered around, some riding bicycles and some riding motorcycles.

A soldier stands on it and does all kinds of actions. There is more than one person in a car, but ten or even twenty people. No wonder there is such a legend. Don't mess with India You never know how many people can sit in the car. In the military parade in India, there are not only human performances, but also animals on the field, which makes people wonder whether this is a circus or a military parade. And their soldiers' clothes are colorful and dazzling. What they show is not weapons or soldiers' psychological state, but special effects of riding motorcycles, strange walking posture, whether animals are obedient and so on. I can't help laughing. The accompanying officials restrained me again and again, and finally could not help laughing.