About high school jokes

1. What is mathematics? You won't. It's math.

I'm telling you, if you can't go to college in the future, you can get a false tooth. Do you know what false teeth are? That is, when you stop at someone's dental clinic and see someone passing by, you come running with a math book and say, I am a middle school student, but I can't even do this kind of problem. Everyone must be laughing their heads off. If they can't find their teeth, they will go straight in and fill them. As soon as you go to the dentist's office, the boss must count the money and make him grin.

Reading is the crystallization of diligence and wisdom. You guys, diligence is zero, wisdom is zero, and together it will always be zero.

I tell you, your chances of getting into Fudan are the same as my chances of being president of the United States.

If you do well in the college entrance examination, please call me at once 1 19! Oh, no, it's too late. Call 1 19. My nosebleed has been sprayed to America.

It's not your fault that you are stupid, but your parents didn't do a good job in the revolutionary work.

7. Fools happen every year, especially this year.

8. The workers in the welfare factory are drooling, and the money is still clear. What about you? The money is unclear.

9. The people in our school are all in rags. The so-called good students are scouring pads sold in the supermarket. People in our middle school go to college. It's a suit made of rags.

10. Teaching you well is a scientific research achievement, and I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately.

1 1. Teach you that I have to live at least five years less. If I earn 200 thousand a year, it will be 1 million in five years. Dear, you can publish a book called How I Murdered a Millionaire in the Future.

12. I don't understand. There are only 100 stupidest people in the country. How is it possible that half of them are in this school and concentrated in one class, and they will meet such a class teacher? destiny

13. Students. The Huangpu River has not been covered, which is the dereliction of duty of Shanghai municipal builders. So at that time, if you can't get into college, you can jump, and people will be responsible for taking you out.

14. I tell you, I can't recite formulas. This is the simplest. It's cheap to hire a migrant worker. Five yuan per hour. If I can't recite it, let him stand behind you with a stick. People are very happy. They can hit people with money.

15. Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow.

16. Now the pace of development is so fast that you are so lazy that you can't keep up with the heat.

17. Only 20 students can be admitted to Fudan this year, the most. Don't you believe it? If it's more than that, I'll jump off the building right away. I've already checked. The tallest tower in your school is the bell tower. Jumping should kill you.

18. If one day you hear me scold you for crying instead of laughing, it means you are saved.