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That episode in Conan can reflect Heiji’s love for Kazuha
1. "Crossroads of the Maze" in which my first love cannot be a murderer
2. God is so humorous to see you in this place "Maze" "Crossroads of Maze"
3. In this case, the next step is on me, I will lead the way "Crossroads of Labyrinth"
4. Every time I see cherry blossoms, I will let go I remembered what happened 8 years ago "The Crossroads of the Maze"
5. Although this seems like a dream, this is what really happened "The Crossroads of the Maze"
6. I have always felt that we will meet again one day... "The Crossroads of the Maze"
7. I will wait until 1500 to tell you "The Crossroads of the Maze"
8. Because he (Conan) is my assistant "The Strange Incident at the Spider House in Tottori Prefecture"
9. So someone must be using this legend to kill people "The Strange Incident at the Spider House in Tottori Prefecture"
10. As long as we put on all the changes of clothes, the two of us hugged each other tightly, and the night passed casually (Told to Kazuha) "The Weird Incident at the Spider House in Tottori Prefecture" "
11. Heye, let's go, just pretend we haven't seen him "The Strange Incident of Tottori Spider House"
12. It seems that we are really going to sleep in the wilderness " "The Strange Incident of Tottori Spider House"
13. I originally wanted to return the money to that fool. "The Strange Occurrence of Tottori Spider House"
14. Well, there must be a ghost inside, that woman... "The Temptation of Red Horse"
15. That boy Kudo couldn't help but beat him, I ran away just halfway through "Crossroads of the Labyrinth"
16. Are you annoyed? At first I said she was familiar with the terrain in this area, but then I asked her to get on my motorcycle and the person sitting on the back was Who is it? "The Weirdness of Tottori Spider House"
17. I'm warning you, don't try to trick me. "The Weirdness of Tottori Spider House"
18. In this case, be mentally prepared. You have no chance of winning this bet.
"Hattori Heiji is at a loss what to do"
19. This is my woman (pointing to Kazuha). She is a willful and unlovable woman who has nothing to do with me growing up...Don't mess with her! "The Princess of the Lonely Island and the Ryugu Castle"
20. I just wanted to meet that guy and confirm whether Kudo Shinichi is qualified to be with me - on a par! "The Diplomat Murder Case"
21. You are the only police officer in Japan who is allowed to carry a gun. Why don't you think about this honor? Get up, Sakata! The cherry blossom badges in the police manual are crying for you! "The Serial Murder Case of Langhua"
22. Idiot! Osaka is also great Japanese! "English Teacher VS Western Detective"
23. I wasn't pretending not to be able to speak English, but...Did silence work better than your funnily disguised Japanese, didn't it? (I can Isn’t it better to not pretend not to speak English than to deliberately distort your Japanese? ) "English Teacher VS Western Detective" 24. I like reasoning... I am a tone deaf person, and I am a top player in football. ...The last time you competed with me, you didn't even say hello. You just left after winning... You mean Kudo Shinichi, right? "The Murder Case of Sherlock Holmes Fans" (Part 1)
25. I don't know which idiot (actually Conan) said... It would be bad to use reasoning to drive the prisoner to a dead end and make him commit suicide... " "Langhua Serial Murder Case"
26. If things go well, you might be able to get that "idiot" poison that makes you smaller... "English Teacher VS Western Detective"
27. Kazuha: Heiji... (Looking at Heiji affectionately and worriedly) Heiji: Huh? What's the matter, Heye? He Ye: If. . If we are rescued. . Heiji: Huh? Kazuha: If we are rescued, can you tell me what you just wanted to say? Heiji: Of course, I will talk until you get tired of it! He Ye: Ha. . . "Hattori Heiji is at a loss"
28. Do you want to be Benkei of Yoshitsune? If you were Benkei, Yoshitsune would have been killed at the Anzai Pass back then. "The Crossroads of the Maze"
29. Heye, don't leave my side. "The Mermaid Cries Again"
30. I am the best in the country when it comes to pretending. "The Incident of Consecutive Tragic Deaths of Famous Family Members"
31. These words of yours are really striking. Only a perfectionist like you (referring to Conan) can say such words.
"The Incident of Consecutive Tragic Deaths of Famous Family"
32. (To Kazuye) Yes, yes... every time you tremble... your, your... pony tail-like hair is there Sweeping it around my neck, I really want to say...it's so itchy... "Hattori Heiji is at a loss"
33. Although I don't know why (talking to Conan)... .But as long as I see her (referring to Kazuha) flirting with other men and smiling happily... I feel uncomfortable and can't concentrate on reasoning! Why on earth? "Conan and Heiji's Mystery Magic" p>
34. But if it were me, how could I just wait silently for Kudo to meet those dangerous guys on my behalf? No matter what, I have to pick the lock, no matter what, no matter what, I have to go to Kudo! "Full Moon Night Dual Reasoning"
35. (Touched the face of Kudo Shinichi, who was pretending to be himself) Although I don’t know what you put on your face, but am I that dark?
36. (To He Ye) He Ye, don’t move. If you move again, I will definitely kill you! "The Mermaid Cries Again"
Manga Volume 19 FILE.5 Osaka Castle TV118 Nami Serial Murder Case in the Food City
Heiji: When I was a child, Kazuha and I found a pair in the attic of my house My father used old handcuffs, and we played the game of officers and soldiers catching robbers. Later, the handcuffs Heiji and Kazuha couldn't open... As a result, we got into trouble and caused a commotion.
He Ye: The worst thing was that I had to be with you even when I took a shower and went to the toilet.
Heiji: Idiot! No need to say this!
Kazuha: As a souvenir, I even put a piece of the handcuff key into the amulet
Heiji: How disgusting! Just throw it away!
Comics Volume 19 FILE.8 The Secret TV118 Naniwa Serial Murder Case
Heiji: Oops...I'm so sleepy...let me sleep...for a while...
He Ye: No! You can't sleep, Heiji! Heiji? Hei... Heiji——
Heiji: It's so noisy! I asked you to let me sleep for a while, don’t you understand? idiot! Ouch, it hurts... I was thinking about the route for my trip to Osaka last night and didn't get a good sleep at all. Stop making weird noises in my ears!
He Ye: Sorry... I have a strange voice.
Heiji: Oh... Oh my god! What are you doing? Big idiot!
He Ye: You are the idiot! Who told you not to sleep well!
Comic volume 21 FILE.11 Tokyo is beautiful and beautiful
Heiji: Huh? Do you also wear straight stripes?
Heye: No, these are Xiaolan’s clothes. She forced me to wear them. I’d better go to the toilet and change them!
Heiji: Wait! I don’t care... And... this way...
Heye: This... this way?
Heiji: We are like brothers and sisters
Kazuha:...
Comics Volume 25 FILE.4 Spider Mansion TV166 Tottori Spider House Weird things
Heiji: Weird...it seems like it keeps spinning in the same place!
Kazuha: Heiji...are we lost? No one has passed by the car since just now, and I forgot to bring my mobile phone, so I can't contact you, and the motorcycle is out of gas... I should have taken a taxi if I had known it.
Heiji: How dare you say that! Who said, "The road over there is on me" and jumped on the back seat of my motorcycle?
He Ye: But what to do? Doesn't the letter ask us to arrive at Mr. Takeda's house before night?
Heiji: Yes! I sent a letter of authorization and money, but I didn’t include a contact number. I want to return the money to that idiot... I’m going to do this case on the side, but it’s almost dark now... It looks like I have to camp...
Kazuya: Camping? I don't want it! There is no tent and no blanket. In this kind of forest, you can't wear a nice skirt if you catch a cold.
Heiji: The two of us are wrapped in a change of clothes and hugging each other to keep warm. We should be able to survive the whole night!
He Ye: Huh? Hug each other for warmth?
Heiji: But I’m talking about keeping warm, so don’t mess around!
He Ye: It’s up to me to say this! I'm a girl!
Comics Volume 35 FILE.11 Death Island TV291 The Princess of the Lonely Island and the Ryugu Castle
Kazuha: How does this swimsuit look like tiger stripes?
Heiji: Tigers and zebras are not the same! In Osaka, zebras are tigers! Kazuya, are you still having trouble because I let you down at Bigman in Umeda?
Kazuye: Haha, are you kidding me? I just waited for a careless man for four hours...I'm not angry at all! ! not at all! !
Comics Volume 47 FILE.11 The Failed Magician TV408 Conan and Heiji’s Mystery Magic
Heiji: I finally understand the reason...
Kazuha :ah? ah?
Heiji: I am sure... I will treat you as...
Kazuha: Ah——! ! !
Heiji: My men are here!
He Ye: Hands, subordinates?
Heiji: If your subordinates shake their heads at others, isn’t it very shameful for you as the boss, so of course you will feel unhappy?
He Ye: So that’s why you’re unhappy! Why am I your subordinate? !
Heiji: Isn’t your father also my father’s subordinate?
Edogawa Conan and Hattori Heiji started fighting each other when they first met:
048~049 During the diplomat murder incident, Hattori Heiji played a prank on the underage Conan. Drinking Laobaigan... gave Conan a high fever... (bad enough)
057~058 When the Sherlock Holmes fan killed someone, Conan retaliated with tooth: he used an anesthesia watch to knock out Hattori Heiji. Then he pretended to reason... but was exposed by Heiji because he didn't speak Kansai accent well, and was later blackmailed by Heiji. As a result, Heiji even said to Xiao Ran: "Xiao Ran, do you know what Kudo told me about you before? He said you were so verbose!" Then he turned to Conan with a smile: "This is the reward for letting me fall asleep!".... (-_-|||)
077 The Incident of Consecutive Tragic Deaths of Famous Family When Conan saw Hattori, "I felt like I had seen his appearance somewhere. Wait a minute, could he be..." Then Heiji suddenly appeared, "Hey Kudo! How are you doing lately?" "Scared Conan like that~~
118 Naniwa Serial Murder Incident Conan wanted to follow Heiji to handle the case, and said in an extremely cooing voice: "I want to be with Heiji-nii" (My God! I Goosebumps fell all over the floor~), so Heiji took him aside and put his amulet on Conan (I saved Conan’s life~~I was so touched~)
141~142 (Marriage The murder incident on the eve of the night) Mr. Morizon asked Mouri Kogoro how he felt about being a detective. Moori Kogoro said that he always solved a case in a daze. Heiji said "hmm" there, and Conan quickly kicked him. A flat kick.
174 In the 20-year murderous New Forni serial murder incident, Hattori Heiji was pushed into the sea by the murderer. When Conan asked him where Heiji went, he said this: I miss Heiji brother I must be swimming happily with the fish in the sea... My God-_- Bad~
When Heiji was pushed into the sea, Shinichi heard the sound of falling into the water and immediately ran to the deck anxiously Go up, call Hattori's name (affectionate and anxious), and then keep looking for Hattori. When I heard the explosion, I was also wondering where Hattori was and why he didn't show up.
190 The third choice of the critical resurrection, Hattori Heiji put on thick foundation and pretended to be Kudo Shinichi, comforting Xiaolan for Conan (only to be discovered by Kazuha who suddenly appeared, "ruining a good thing"~ ~)
220 The client who tells lies (Part 1)
221 The client who tells lies (Part 2) (I think everyone will understand when you see Conan’s expression. I was startled by the sudden appearance of someone! )
238 The Three K Incident in Osaka (Part 1)
239 The Three K Incident in Osaka (Part 2) (Heiji He was too direct when explaining the murderer to Conan...)
In the end, because the player Shinichi liked was a prisoner, he didn't watch the game the next day and was in a low mood. Heiji wanted to make Shinichi happy. , deliberately playing unskilled ball games in front of Shinichi to make Shinichi happy, and Shinichi also smiled again.
263 Osaka Double Mystery Naniwa Swordsman and Taiko Castle (they had a good relationship before): Because I was taken advantage of by my father, I yelled: You stinky father with fox eyes, you dare to do this again next time For me, I made him hurt from the ears to the end! ~ Conan, who was looking at the joke, looked at him.
324 Hattori Heiji is at a loss (Part 2) What is Conan’s intention when he refuses to save him at a critical moment? Hattori Heiji secretly said that Conan was lustful, what’s wrong with that? (It’s not serious in the first place...)
325 Red Horse in Flames (Incident Chapter) When Heiji knew that Conan was going on a hike and would not accompany him to investigate the case, and yelled at Conan, Conan's indifferent attitude really made Heiji too...
Later, Conan couldn't go due to the weather (of course, Heiji secretly changed Ran's Qingqing doll's face) Conan: You guy, be careful of retribution! (Conan, your mouth is too bad!)
345 In the double mystery of confronting the black organization on the night of the full moon, Hattori Heiji once again pretended to be Kudo Shinichi, but this time there was Kudo's With the help of her mother, Heiji disguised herself as Shinichi so that Shinichi could solve Vermouth
490 Hattori Heiji vs. Kudo Shinichi’s reasoning showdown at the ski resort
One sunny day, Conan and Heiji are showing off the cases they solved....
Heiji: I solved 6 cases, what about you?
Conan: 7 cases
Heiji : Ah ~ one less than you, but (self-esteem?)....you have too many cases!!!
Conan: Because you are Heiji, the second is the second. Meaning, and I am Shinichi, one means number one...
So Heiji was successfully angered...
521~522 Murderer Kudo Shinichi & Shinichi’s Identity
Conan changed back into Shinichi because he got the wrong cold medicine. After "Shinichi" was found in the water and lost his memory, Heiji stammered to smooth things over for him. Hiding the "Shinichi" after the murder in his trunk is enough to show the friendship between the two.
What 523 really wants to ask
Wearing Heiji’s clothes and Heiji’s hat, Shinichi is not ordinary handsome.
When Lan was holding Shinichi away and not letting him go, Heiji patted the hat that Shinichi was wearing: Little brother, we are in love with each other again....
517 Fenglin Huoshan The showdown between Yin and Thunder
Hattori and Conan were besieged by the criminals. When Hattori attacked the culprit, Conan kicked him away with a ball. Hattori was very unhappy and helplessly muttered, "It's you again." You guys stole my limelight"~
In 554 "Crane's Exploration Journey", when Conan was anxious to find Lan because of her disappearance, Heiji grabbed Conan and said: "I will help you. Go run some errands. Just stay here and give me some tips when necessary.
"Actually, I'm also worried about Conan's foot injury~
Theatrical Version
"Crossroads of the Labyrinth"
Conan-san is walking on the bridge....behind A sword struck, and Conan jumped onto the bridge. When he looked back, it was Heiji... (Heiji should be careful next time, it would not be fun if someone jumped into the river...)
Heiji was targeted by the murderer, and Conan knocked him down regardless of the risk of being shot.
Heiji and Conan were eating, and Heiji was looking intoxicated. Talking about his first love, Conan tried his best not to laugh wildly... Heiji was speechless...
Conan was thrown out by Mouri again, and Heiji rolled his eyes at him... (You thought Conan was a shot put...)
Heiji fainted. After Conan grew bigger, he wore Heiji's clothes and went to the temple... God knows how Heiji stole other people's clothes. , then, when he arrived, he touched Xinyi's face and said dissatisfiedly: "What did you put on your face? Am I so dark?" ”
PS. It can be seen from the above that the friendship between these two people is really deep!
"Dark Chaser"
Conan Feeling threatened by the organization, when talking to Hattori on the phone, he suddenly said: "Thank you very much, Hattori, really. ”
Although he didn’t know what happened, Hattori heard the flavor of Conan’s parting words: “Kudo...”
However, Hattori didn’t ask anything and just used very normal words. He said in a carefree tone: "Ah, by the way, I found a delicious restaurant. I want to take you to eat there next time, so come and have fun~~~"
Conan was stunned: "Ah ...Okay..."
Then, in the most solemn tone, Hattori said to Conan word for word: "I will definitely come, I will wait. "(Privately, I think this place is the most touching place in M13~~~~)
Conan smiled softly. (This was the first time he sincerely laughed since he investigated this case.)" Ah, I got it, bye. "
Standing alone on the busy street, Hattori held his cell phone tightly: "Kudo, you must come. ”
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