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Chasing girls' troubles! Master in! ! !
You should think about the consequences of everything.
Confession is actually an immature performance. The normal order should be: what happens after your girlfriend, not what happens to me after you become my girlfriend.
I saw such an example on the Internet. I don't know if it's true, but it's still worth telling.
A master chased a girl, and it was very successful. Finally, both of them were about to have sex. The woman was so anxious that she asked the man, why didn't you let me be your girlfriend?
Generally, girls like men who have a sense of responsibility. Women pay great attention to first impressions. Be mature. Think about which woman will fall in love with a naive person.
Mature men will be brave enough to face their responsibilities.
Take the initiative in alone with her, but keep it moderate. Girls are timid, so don't scare her.
Be steady and independent. Everything is done in a panic but not in disorder. There is a man's temperament and grace. There is compassion, especially things like small animals. (Women like such men)
You should also have confidence. Without confidence, you can't do anything well. When you encounter worrying things in life, you should be optimistic in front of it (provided that she knows that you have met them) and show her how strong you are.
You should not treat her often. Don't say "forever".
Because many women don't believe in forever. My girlfriend is.
If you are sincere and do it with your heart, then she will definitely come to your side.
If she is worth chasing, take action.
I have found some ways to chase girls for you, and see if it helps you.
After touching a woman, it can enhance each other's intimacy (physical contact is the best way to get closer to a woman, but how to touch a woman without trace requires excellent skills). If you can have a chance to touch her knees or hands, it will be quite perfect. But if you meet for the first time, don't do this. In coffee shops and restaurants, You'd better choose a side-by-side position (that's how opportunities are created). If you choose a face-to-face seat, you won't have a chance to touch each other.
In terms of women's body, the left side (roughly the left side, yes, for a left-handed woman, it's the right side) is a non-daily area, and it's easy to feel itchy, and the left side of the breast is a sensitive area for women. Therefore, it is best to make a woman in your left position. If you embrace her from the left rear with your left hand, she will fall into your arms. Then look forward to further good results.
< The difference between popular men and unpopular men >
popular men always keep a respectful distance from women who are not ideal, but for women who are eager, there are ways to put her by their side. Women are bound to be curious about men who attract attention (curiosity is the fatal wound of women), and this curiosity can be used in interesting conversations and fresh intelligence information. If you are not popular, even if the other person is curious, But as soon as I see you, I can only escape desperately. Unpopular men are always quite lonely around me. Whenever I want to be in a lively atmosphere, I want to be a popular man. I must have self-confidence (self-confidence without arrogance is the only way to chase my girlfriend, remember! ), and good interpersonal relationships, I believe that in this way, good girls will belong to you.
< From friends to lovers >
I finally have the opportunity to ask her out, but I don't know what gift to bring. On this occasion, it's best to bring a flower, so that you may be able to pin the flower on her chest (giving gifts is knowledge, but it is unwise to put flowers on the chest of an "unfamiliar" woman) or send it, which naturally forms the opportunity to kiss each other. As for dining, you may have to be a little cautious for the first time. However, after the second time, you can choose two-person food to enhance each other's intimacy. If you and she can eat big mouthfuls, then your relationship is not just friends, but lovers.
< Give yourself a chance to step into her inner world step by step >
After the other person becomes your girlfriend, many people are worried that their relationship can't go any further. In fact, these people either don't care too much, or often let the opportunity to enhance their emotions slip away. In the female ethnic group, they attach great importance to boys who want to help women with their coats, because when they take off their coats, if there are men present, it is easy for women to have the illusion of lovers. If you can say, "Put things that are easy to forget on my side", it will bring you closer to her. But if these behaviors are not used properly, it will be self-defeating.
< Make accidents >
Mystery is very important for women. Compared with men introduced by others or met in the workplace, men who meet by chance are more attractive to women. If this accidental situation happens repeatedly, women will definitely believe in the existence of fate. But can a second chance be created? In fact, this is what everyone can do. If you want to meet a girl anyway, you can check her commute route and other related matters in detail, so it is much easier to create a second chance. It is much easier to accept the sight of women to be a successful man. Women always pay attention to the essential existence of men's true colors, so when understanding that men's true colors are not their favorite types, Most people will take the opportunity to escape. It is best to make some changes if they can match her preferences. Moreover, an excellent memory is a female characteristic. Some men have forgotten a sentence, but women remember it very clearly, so you must remember everything you said to her
<; What kind of gift would she like? >
In terms of gifts, if your girlfriend likes small items, you can send rings, watches or flowers, and if she likes large items, you can send large dolls or large and numerous bouquets, which will win her favor. Generally speaking, most people who like small items are mature people, because these items can be placed within their control. Therefore, most women who like big dolls are still a little childish, so when she is happy, she may cling to her boyfriend. However, it is also possible that after she is tired of hugging dolls, she doesn't want to hug you anymore. In this respect, women who like small items seem to be easier to cultivate long-term love, although they will cost you more money.
< If you give in to women's words or attitudes too much, you will certainly fail >
Women are cute and scary animals. The main difference between men and women is that they all have two-sided personalities, and they look quite soft on the surface, but they can be said to be a hag on the inside. Men who are not good at pursuing women are prone to succumb to this horror. Men who are not used to facing such women will succumb to women's words or smiles and become indecisive.
< How to pursue a more intellectual and emotional girl? >
Women can be roughly divided into two types. One is infatuated with men who can hold themselves high, and the other is obsessed with men who always belittle themselves. Men who are not good at understanding women always beautify women, so it is more difficult to put forward objective opinions on the point. On the contrary, if they are good at communicating with women, even if they say something unpleasant, they can be blushing and breathless. Sometimes you might as well play the coquetry on her >
Of course, it is best for men and women to have the same personality. There are often two people in the world who are called "a natural couple". These people have a lot in common before they know each other. When they live together,
there are also many similarities. In fact, if men and women can complement each other, it is also a very good combination. In the group of women who are bosses, they often want to prove their income. Often show your strong side to others. If your female companion is in this category, you might as well find an opportunity to act coquetry in turn. For a woman with strong self-esteem, it is easier to catch her heart. This kind of girl is basically the same as what she says and does. The most important thing is to satisfy her self-esteem, so you may as well play the slave of love sometimes. When you get along with these women, you just have to remember the principle of never being the naysayer with her, and then pursue them. Show your tenderness and thoughtfulness >
You can't do this gentle behavior too deliberately. You have to seize the opportunity and do it with a calm attitude. If you can show a kind smile to dogs and kittens, or show love to flowers and grass, it is very important. At this time, she will think that you have such feelings for these little things, and there is no doubt about your feelings for women. At the same time, she will be sure that you are a very gentle man. Sea and sunset are the best combination to seduce women >
since ancient times, women have been longing for water (yes, the best place to date is the sunset by the sea! ! )。 In most romantic songs, it doesn't seem that the sun is in the middle of the day as the background, and there is no one who is not immersed in sadness because of seeing the sunset by the sea. A relationship always has to be immersed in sadness first, and only after feeling the loneliness of being alone can it realize the emotional taste. If a woman agrees with this scene, she will also agree with this emotion.
< Give her dreams in communication >
Some people think that girls are easily deceived, but is this really the case? In fact, girls will have the idea of being willing even if they are cheated. So when a well-dressed man appears in front of them, these girls will probably gamble their luck according to their own wishes. So the most important thing is that you should give each other some dreams. At the beginning, you can't change your attitude or commitment to approach her. To be clear, you should give her dreams. If you keep her dreams, your relationship will be deeper. >
If your girlfriend yawns lightly during a date, it is not that she is tired, but that you say that she is tired of you (this short paragraph should be careful and to the point, and it is important to know whether women are impatient with you), or that she signals you to pay attention to the time on your watch, which means that she already wants to go home. If her idea is stronger, she may show that, The act of always looking around without looking at you, at this time, you probably don't exist in her heart. If a woman is with the man she loves, she often doesn't care about the environment around her. If these women are a kind of [self-centered] women, there is nothing too much, but if women look to other things, You should be psychologically prepared to end this relationship at any time. If a woman says "men are really annoying", many women like to add the word "hate" after a sentence. But in this usage, there are two different meanings that deserve attention. Generally, when using "hate" to express it, it often appears in men and women who are close to each other, if not very close. Then the other person may give you a contemptuous look in silence, so if a woman is willing to speak to you, your sense of intimacy will increase relatively. In order to increase your sense of intimacy, you have to show her your masculinity as soon as possible, but if a man makes a woman feel unclean, it will probably discourage her.
< Observing women by speaking >:
what kind of person is she? If she is a person who can talk continuously, it is easy to make people wonder what is in her head. Humans always want others to take a look at themselves, so both men and women will always arrange their appearance properly, but only their appearance is not complete enough, so through dialogue, others can know more about themselves. Women with rapidly changing voices, They will show their inner excitement with the voice, and their soft-spoken tone is also a type that can make people enjoy themselves. However, you should pay special attention to a woman whose voice is like a neigh. She may be extremely jealous, on the contrary, a woman with a low sound quality may be more masculine.
< Women who often listen to the Walkman are more self-centered >:
Recently, you can often see some women wearing walkman on the bus. In fact, some of these women who use headphones to pin their hearing are actually trying to escape loneliness and let themselves escape into the music world. However, some women are willing to take off their headphones for men, but this requires considerable vigilance, because this is one of the types of egocentric people.
< Women are usually attracted by [first impressions] >
A report once pointed out that women should be careful about their first impression of (-), which is why many people die! ! ) Men with beards have a higher evaluation than men without beards. Appearance, posture and clothes are all important factors that determine the first impression, so it would be very bad if these first impressions are not exerted. Usually, the first impression given by appearance is deeply embedded in each other's hearts, so the first impression is very important. If a man can pay attention to his attitude towards clothes at ordinary times, he will win in love.
Once a girl has a boyfriend and made a promise, she won't accept others' love easily.
But if you like a girl with a boyfriend, what should you do?
Don't go up and make love rashly. You are sure to be rejected. Because she doesn't know you very well, she won't give up her existing love for you. Be kind to her, care for her in every possible way, appear as a friend of the opposite sex, and play with her. Over time, she will think you are a good boy. Don't let her have a chance to refuse you, and don't ask her for anything.
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