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Four emperors and a queen

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Good money+lust+good gambling+good wine+extremely hate trouble = me

In other words,' kind' I sacrificed myself to save people, and then I went up in the elevator carrying heaven. If you go to heaven to gamble, then watching the dead is to be in debt. Unexpectedly, Emperor Yan and Jade Emperor gambled wildly! So I gambled with two Platini and became a little rich woman. I gambled again and again to get my marriage back. I gambled again and again. It was embarrassing and I was so happy. ...

Besides, it's so troublesome to survive, although it's voluntary, but I never thought I would have to go through so many procedures! Forget it, just admit it! Crossing over, I found that the salary is so low!

"no! Everything can be tolerated, but the salary can't be tolerated! "

Overhead the history of the ancient world, but also let me break in? I take turns playing, traveling and making money in four countries. I can wander the Jianghu in the palace, and I invite flowers to make trouble. Kings, run with me, be obedient and don't rebel, or what? Well ... accept your fate!

Volume 1: conference

When I met my husband, there were happy, tearful and sweaty stories, which made these stories more beautiful than fairy tales and more spoof than jokes, and irrigated our ongoing love.

Many stories always appear around me, such as eight bunches of bananas and meritorious deeds, an incident of getting drunk at a celebration party, and the embarrassing thing of watching myself get caught by two people and get away with it. Four emperors and four husbands have different personalities and different tempers.

But it happens that I have a way to cure them. I am a man who led the way that women are superior to men in ancient times. .

Volume II: Jianghu

Idiot and annoying Yang Ziru, bent on becoming one of the best beggars' gangs. She is an idiot, so she got into big trouble. With the last wish of the Beggars' Sect Leader, she found the next Beggars' Sect Leader. In the middle of the journey, there were actually two children who eloped. One was a baby, the son of michel platini, the jade emperor, and the other was Beibei, the daughter of michel platini, the prince of Yan.

We started the Jianghu tour and the ultimate wanted order, with the goal of becoming the leader of the Beggars' Sect. .

Volume III: Demonism

The soldiers were divided into two groups, and in two rather difficult gangs, I got the news that beggars helped Wang. I didn't waste my previous' sacrifice' and' effort', but I didn't find the difficulty and danger of this task on my way to the magic teaching. After some tossing and turning, we returned to our' nest' empty-handed, only to find that our long-wanted beggar leader turned out to be. ...

Volume 4: Never give up

Pregnant with a baby, married to Shuyang, and from then on, the four private wars began silently! However, when the five of us never left, BL couples gradually attracted everyone's attention. First, there was Ling Yan's first attack and frostbite. Now, let's applaud the wishful attack-'Iceberg' and the seven-night classmates who don't want to be BL!

One after another, we experienced the baptism of wind and rain. Not only four of us, but also many couples secretly made a vow-the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and vulgar works should be deleted and never abandoned. ...

The second generation of colored women

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The ancients said, I wish to be United and never leave.

Unfortunately, judging from the name of the Lun family,

You can't agree with the old saying, we need bigger goals ~ ~

I hope I can win the hearts of n people and have harem all over the world, instead of seeing handsome guys every day.

Just ask the handsome guy to accompany you every day, and it is best to add a few perfect handsome guys.

Continue mom's perfect harem plan,

Lun's family is waiting for the handsome guys to pounce on Lun's family like wolves ~

Handsome guys, showing white breasts is teased by the LUN family ~ ~

Commit to each other

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Julia Hong, a white-collar woman who has been groping in the modern workplace for several years, never imagined that she would be killed by robbers at home, and her soul also crossed into a magical country where women are superior to men.

Here, she suddenly became the eldest daughter of Ye Jia, the richest man in the daughter country, and the sole heir to huge property. ...

In order to celebrate her happiness, the family chose to get married, but the gentle and graceful son wanted to poison Julia Red before he got married.

The story unfolds at this critical moment of siege. ...

With her own experience in the workplace, Ye Qinghong handled all kinds of difficulties on the road of official and business with ease, and launched a series of happy, touching or legendary love stories with many beautiful men. ...

A strange intersection, a strong and unyielding woman, a man oppressed by society and feudal ethics.

Xuanyuanwuying

Praseodymium ... "

"It hurts." I snorted.

Then I fainted, ahem, dead to be exact. Because I was floating in the air, Xueyan jumped on me and cried sadly. To tell you the truth, I have been friends with her for a long time and have never seen her cry. Even if she is lovelorn, she just tells me to drink a few bottles of wine and go crazy. I didn't expect to see her cry under such circumstances. I want to tell her not to cry, but I can't. Now I'm just a soul, floating in mid-air and doing nothing. The only thing I can do is watch her cry for me.

Soon the ambulance came and took my body, or rather my body. Xueyan followed the ambulance. I wanted to see what happened afterwards, so I followed the ambulance to the hospital morgue.

I think I will see some photos that move me.

Unfortunately, no, nothing. My so-called family just came in a hurry, left enough money for my funeral, and left in a hurry as when they came.

Xueyan was very angry when she saw this situation. I know her heart is broken for me because I don't deserve it.

At this moment, I suddenly want to laugh, want to laugh hard, laugh at what, laugh at my stupidity and persistence over the years. I thought I really didn't care, but now I know that I fucking care, I fucking care, and I care until I die. I hate this moment. Why, why are you treating me like this? Just because I'm a woman, just because I didn't bring her that damn honor and power. I hate it, so I don't want to

I can't watch it anymore. I drifted for a long time, so long that I forgot where I was. Right in front of my eyes.

It's all white, nothing, so empty ~

"I've been waiting for you for a long time." Suddenly someone said this in my ear.

I want to know? Who is it? Who's talking?

"It's me, fate." ……

What will happen if we do it again? I don't know and I don't want to know. What I'm thinking now is how to live happily ... (~ Baby, a woman and a man.

The journey of hunting beautiful men in ancient times

Past events

Sitting on the plane home, I recalled my study career in 19. ...

I, Ou Yuan, is this name valuable? Not when my parents named me.

I thought Europe would use it as currency in the future. In high school, I was a tomboy and a friend.

Men of the same sex. The university was admitted to the physics department, where girls were protected by the panda level.

I wanted to dig up some handsome guys, but when I learned that the school stipulated that girls could not enter the boys' dormitory, I

Heartbroken. In the last session, girls were free to go in and out of boys' dormitories, but in our session, boys

Students ask the school to change the rules on the grounds of equality between men and women in different times. collegiate

The plan of chasing men is not good.

N is famous for her beauty, so the dog parties took the opportunity to invite me to the canteen for dinner.

I will like flowers so much that every time the boys in my department see me, I am with different men.

Born to eat, I mistakenly carried the reputation of "flower fairy", so I graduated in a daze and went to Germany.

I am studying for a master's degree in China. When I went abroad, I found that international friends were so enthusiastic and talked about it.

National love. I made some friends of the opposite sex in order to taste the delicious food of different countries. (

Female pig: Don't spit on me. Food is the most important thing for people. Everyone scolds: You are a pig!

Sow: Eating color is also important. Eat before sex and sex. Besides, I am called a female "pig"

What else do you want? ! However, judging from the way I ate and stopped at the ceremony,

Slowly, the enthusiasm of international friends has also been exhausted by me. Finally, I found that Chinese food is the most

To my liking, I sang "My China Heart" and cancelled my master's degree in laser.

Go home.

luffing

I'm afraid he will be the most pitiful and cowardly prince in history. The scenery has nothing to do with him, he has no power, and even his ability is not satisfactory.

The only thing I have is the tortoise quality of resignation and humiliation.

Living in the palace, as long as the goal is clear, the posture is low and the mentality is peaceful. Difficulties will become easy!

Come on, egg white!

The author solemnly declares: Please don't click on this article if Lei ethics forbids it. If Lei is a woman and N(N is greater than 2) is a man, please don't click on this article. If Ray is a heartthrob, please don't click on this article. If you want to see the omnipotent lady, please don't click on this article. If you want to see Tammy, whether you think this article looks like Tammy or not, please believe the cat, it is romantic, absolutely romantic.

Ruan Danqing, the hostess of this article, is a very incompetent, timid and useless person. Please don't expect too much from her. She won't plot, calculate, or have so many tricks like other women. She's just incompetent and weak.

There are many evil people.

Rambling through the times, prawns also caught up with the fashion and dug a crossing pit to meet all the new bosses! Hey, hey, everybody, join us more! So that prawns can dig hard and dig hard. ...

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I thought it was a big pie falling from the sky, but it turned out to be a big stick!

I thought there would be mountains, rivers and oceans, and piles of handsome men, but who knew it would be like this? ..........

Alas! Beauty is beauty, but it seems that they are not men, right? At worst, it can only be called a male creature!

The red fox is gentle and virtuous when he is a man and a woman, the white snake's brother iceberg is handsome and handsome, and there is another guy who is said to be the original match of the demon king, but he has become the prime minister's son in this life. What about me? Why is it inexplicably involved here?

Brother Tathagata grinned and squinted. Your highness, the demon king, hope that you are well!

Lanling old story

When the wind blows, it's too late to laugh.

chapter one

It was an autumn evening, and Lan, the third daughter of Master Lan Ling, came home.

Autumn falls slightly in the courtyard. The egrets in the Lock Garden pass through the cypress trees, slide across the glazed tiles of Liu Fang Hall, and drop a few messy feathers, giving people a faint air.

The carriage went straight outside the palace gate and stopped. The girl jumped out of the carriage lightly, kicking and answering, and the light footsteps were far away and near.

The servant in the yard knelt down after a white boy bent down to salute.

Lanling month briefly looked at it, but no one was greeted with a smile, and there was a trace of disappointment in his eyes. Then he held his head higher and quickly crossed the yard.

She went straight to Ren Junhang, without hesitation, and couldn't see the difference between him and other servants who bowed down.

He had to straighten up, raise his face slightly, and greet him with words first.

"I met Miss San on my next gentleman's trip."

One foot on the threshold. The man stopped, looked back slowly and glanced faintly. The girl's oval face is plain and can only be described as delicate and pretty, but her eyes are sparkling, slightly bent, slightly red around her eyes, and her eyes are not drunk. In retrospect, she was charming.

Her eyes rolled around his face, but she continued to enter the door as if she hadn't woken up. She just stumbled and planted straight ahead.

Junhang has no time to hold hands with each other. The page closest to the threshold hurriedly rushed up and reached for a pull. In desperation, one hand grabbed his arm, but the other hand hissed and broke Miss Sanxia's apricot silk sleeve.

In this way, people did not fall down, but stood and looked at the page for a while.

There was a dead silence.

Silver harem (female statue, one female and n male)

Introduction:

I am a queen, and my ancestors were the rulers of this land since the patriarchal world was subverted in the mythical era. And men have become playthings of women's legs. As for me, I just use the existing technology to improve what I found in the black book by accident and adjust my boring life.

Since ancient times, emperors have loved piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, studied the art of war, conquered people by fighting and loved beauty. I belong to the last one. To be exact, I like to raise beautiful women. Actually, I wanted to be a wise king or something when I was a child. Unfortunately, I am a lazy person. It is my limit to go to court early every day. Besides, if I want to do everything myself, I have to wait for my waste in court now.

Through my bedroom, the imperial secretary saluted me. They are all beautiful children, wearing thin sand clothes, and the temptation inside is faintly visible. My bedroom is a trinity palace, with my resting place in the middle and my lovely pets resting, training and waiting for my luck on both sides. Thanks to the black book, using a technology inside, the whole palace can keep room temperature all year round. My lovely child will not have to worry about catching a cold. I still remember the way officials looked at me at that time, either worshiping God or being amazed. However, let them have their own way. There's nothing wrong with having some fun.

Mu Mu Han Xue

A woman and a man, the ending is not one-on-one, and I don't like caution!

Hatred and enmity are rivers and lakes, intrigue is life,

It means: a cavity of love and hate, a breeze, a soul.

I, Mu, am Miss Fu Jiasan. Through more than two thousand years ago, he left home voluntarily during the day. Yungong studied art 14 years. After going down the mountain, there is no peace in the world.

Brother Yun Ying's true feelings remain unchanged for ten years, silently waiting for Iraqis to look back and smile brightly.

Huo, the youngest leader of the three major cults in history, was kicked out of bed by me with honor.

The ghost is cold and windy, and the iceman on the iceberg ice has not yet turned into a soft feeling.

The "Golden Jade Childe" of "the first floor in the world" is innocent. His money was cheated, his sex was robbed and his heart was stolen.

The flower thief became a flower thief. Qin Ming's body slapped his hand, interrupted chivalrous tenderness, and he became a stranger from then on.

Fu's parents' son is an extraordinary and charming son, but his blood is soluble in water and can only be silently guarded. ...

Ling Sina, the young master of Ling Jiabiao, approached because of curiosity, but always pursued beauty.

Please delete the prime minister who is as knowledgeable as a car, because love is covered by hatred and far away.

The overbearing emperor Yulong loves Jiangshan and beauty.

The unruly prince Long Xiang has lived in the palace since two o'clock.

Mysterious men, both good and evil, are involved in the complicated and dusty past 25 years ago, and there are countless bits and pieces of 15 years ago.

I am reborn from another world, eager for martial arts, eager for martial arts, eager for this world. Peerless face, I have; Peerless martial arts, I have-such superior conditions, I want to travel all over the world, play all over the world, earn all over the world, live carefree and free, and I want to make the whole world crazy for me-this is my wish in my life!

What is Qing Kuang?

Her name is Rong.

He has shoulder-length hair, not too high, and bright talking eyes. At present, he is only a freshman in the French department. Lively and cheerful, I like to go out to boutiques with my girlfriends on weekends and sing K crazily at the checkout counter. My parents divorced and remarried separately, so now I rent a small apartment with my sister Xi Xiang, who is two years older than me.

On this day, it was raining and gloomy, the streets were wet and stagnant, and there were few pedestrians.

Rong, carrying a schoolbag, bought something from a convenience store and is walking home.

"Sister!" Looking at my sister across the street, Rong shouted and waved, "Wait for me!" " "She excitedly ran along the zebra crossing.

"Xiao Rong, slow down!" Xiang watched her run like this, without looking at the car, and she was worried. At this time, the bag in her hand fell, and Rong quickly bent down to pick it up. As soon as she picked it up, she saw a truck overtaking and rushing out, honking its horn.

"Small capacity! ! "A scared scream, waving his arms and ran away.

The headlights shone directly on Rong's pale face. She tried to escape. She wants to, but her legs can't move. ...

Life and death are always linked. Life is a new beginning to celebrate, but death is a terrible farewell. In this world, no one knows where the human soul will go after the body disappears. Buddhists say: "Good karma produces good results; Karma, consequences ",really?

So, what about reincarnation?

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