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When my hair grows to the waist, it is good for the general's return. . . Ask for translation into vernacular Chinese. .

Will you come back when my hair grows to the waist, general? (This body (born? A gentleman's heart is not worried, which is a bit confusing. The translation is:) My body was originally loved by the general, but I didn't expect that we were far apart. I remember when we met before dawn, we agreed to grow old together. The sword flashed cold light under the thunder of rainy night, and only pike stood in the empty trench. Don't joke when you are drunk on the battlefield, because the sound of drawing corners at night makes people cry (it's even more chaotic here, because women are complaining, why did you turn to the general's perspective? This is a woman's hatred for spring boudoir. Why should she defend the empty trench with a pike? In the evening, I received a guest from Jiangnan and brought me a strand of my lover's hair tied with red rope. (Still a man's tone)

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When your hair grows to your waist, I will definitely defeat the enemy and return to my hometown. I used to be a wayward hero, and I liked to ride with my friends. I saw the magnificent rosy clouds in the East and crossed the misty yarn in the West Lake. Now I hold a pike and swear to defend my country to the death. When I come back victorious, I will spend a lot of time with you, hoping to join hands with you and wear a dress with you. That means friendship. Don't say you don't have armor. I'll give it to you. Let's fight together! ! Is this about homosexuality? No wonder both Que are male voices, and they are both petty attacks. No wonder pike is alone in the empty trench ... ah! ! ! I am blind.