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Why does Nine Mo Zhi help Xu Zhu to solve the puzzle in Dragon and Eight Branches?

Duan Yanqing saw the change of the chess game and knew that the other side survived, but was out.

I see to rescue, the heart is grateful, know perfectly well is a resentful revenge, immediately said

I was about to attack Xu Zhu, and I thought, "It's hard for the mysterious monk in Shaolin. I'm afraid the old monster of the stars is here, too.

I can't embarrass his disciples, but if I'm old and stupid, I don't have good protection.

I can't let the young monk die for me. "

Su Xinghe said to Xu Zhu, "Young Master, you committed suicide, Black.

One more step, how do you respond? "

Xu Zhu said apologetically, "I am a poor chess player, and I am trying to save people. this

The little monk who plays chess can't play. Please forgive me. "

Su Xinghe's face sank, and he said sharply, "I set this game. I respectfully ask the world to be high."

Hand crack. If you can't crack it, it doesn't matter. If there is any damage, it is also its responsibility.

Take it. However, if someone comes to disturb the chess game and desecrate the lifelong efforts of the former teacher, although

Many people, hehe, although I am deaf and dumb, I will fight to the death. "

He is called "the deaf-mute old man", but he is neither deaf nor dumb. He has been listening for a long time.

Voice, began to speak, and even claimed to be "deaf-mute", but he must have a beard when he spoke.

Zhang Ji looks so fierce that no one dares to laugh at him.

Xu Zhu folded his hands, bowed deeply and said, "Old-timer …"

Su Xinghe shouted, "What's the use of talking more when playing chess?" ? My master

Is it for your random entertainment? "Said a wave of his right hand clap a palm, bang.

There was a loud noise, the dust was flying in front of me, and a big pit immediately appeared in front of Xu Zhu. This palm

The power of evil is unparalleled. If the palm of your hand had pushed your front foot, Xuzhu would have been broken.

I was killed.

Xu Zhu's heart was pounding with fear. He raised his eyes and looked at Xuannan, hoping to learn from his ancestors.

Come out and save him from this predicament.

Xuannan's chess skills are not high, and his martial arts have been completely lost. What should I think? while

In this case, only crustily skin of head, was about to intercede with Su Xinghe, suddenly see Xu Zhu stretched out his hand.

Put it in the box and put an albino on the chessboard. Place, is to mention.

Vacancies after albinos.

This is quite reasonable. Su Xinghe has been playing this game for the past 30 years.

The ever-changing chess has been dismantled by heart, no matter how the other side goes,

Can't go beyond what he dismantled. But Xu Zhu closed his eyes as soon as he came up.

A son killed an albino, which greatly violated the essence of chess. Everyone knows that.

Reasonable people will never play this game. That's what they did: killed themselves with swords and cross swords.

Suicide. After he closed his eyes and committed suicide with a big piece of white chess, I'm afraid the situation was sudden.

Cheerful, although black is dominant, white has room for manoeuvre and no longer likes it.

I used to be so tied up that I couldn't see a thing. This new situation, Su Xinghe is dreaming.

Unexpectedly, he zheng, thinking for a long time, it should be black.

It turns out that Xu Zhu just saw the threat of Su Xinghe's high-five, but shi bo Zu didn't speak for himself.

Clear, is the panic, suddenly a thin voice was introduced to the ear:

"Go to the' Ping' position on Sanjiu Road!" Xu Zhu doesn't care who teaches him, let alone who teaches him.

Thinking about whether this is right or wrong, he picked up Bai Zi and got off at the "Ping" position on Sanjiu Road.

After Su Xinghe cracked down, the voice got into Xu Zhu's ear again: "The flat position is the second.

Eight roads. "Virtual bamboo put a white chess on the" flat "position of the 28th Road.

As soon as he fell down, he only heard the voices of Ku Mozi, Mu Rongfu and Duan Yu.

"Yi" cried out. Xu Zhu looked up and saw many people's faces.

The color of surprise, obviously this is exquisite, and look at Su Xinghe's face.

Look of joy, admiration and anxiety, two long eyebrows.

Tilt down.

Xu Zhu became suspicious: "Why is he suddenly happy? Did I do something wrong?

have you finished? "But he went on to say," I don't care if he is right or wrong, as long as he and I deal with ten.

With the above, it seems that I still have some discretion in playing chess, not to spoil and insult him at will.

Teacher, he won't be surprised. "Be Su Xinghe after should be sunspots, in the dark.

Assistant's instructions, and the next Bai Zi. He watched carefully while playing chess.

See if Shi Bozu is secretly inspired, but when he looks at Xuannan, he looks anxious, but he doesn't like it.

Besides, he never talks.

The voice that got into his ear is obviously the excellent internal work of "transmitting sound into the secret", saying

With deep internal force, the speaker sends the words to his ear and others lean on it.

I can't hear him around, but no matter how light the voice is, I always have to say something.

Xu Zhu stole a look at everyone's lips. No one moved, but they were "going down"

Five or six roads, eat black chess! "Voice, but clearly into his ears.

Hearing this, Xu Zhu thought, "No one has taught me except Shi Bozu.

The rest of the people are not related to me. How can they teach me? There are also some of these masters

Only Shi Bozu has never played chess. Everyone else has tried and failed. The magical power of Shi Bozu

Extraordinary, I can actually pass the sound into the secret without moving my lips. I don't know when it will be repaired.

This. "

He doesn't know how to teach him to play chess, but he is the biggest villain in the world.

"Duan Yanqing surplus. When Duan Yanqing was addicted to chess, he was robbed by Ding Chunqiu.

Almost possessed, committed suicide, thanks to Xu Zhu playing chess, he was saved.

Once, when he saw Su Xinghe's bad words about Xu Zhu, he wanted to kill him very much, so he went out at once.

The idea is to clear the way for Xu Zhu, so that he can play it by ear and back down. He is good at abdomen.

In the art of language, you can speak without moving your lips, and then pass the sound into the secret with deep internal strength, by your side.

Although there are several first-class experts, no one has seen the mechanism.

But after counting, the situation has changed a lot, and Duan Yanqing didn't know it.

The secret of this "simple and long" is to crush a large piece of white chess to death.

It can't flow until it's wonderful. There are inherent methods of "kickback" and "taking off boots" in chess.

I deliberately died, let the other side eat a few children, and then won the battle, but I died.

There are only eight or nine children at most, and there is no way to send dozens of children away at one breath. This is a kind of "squeezing"

The method of "killing yourself" is really an unprecedented change in Go. How did you do that?

Such a fascinated master would never have thought of this road. Anyone's idea.

Yes, always how to get out of trouble and survive, no one has ever deliberately thought of a dead end. If not.

It was Xu Zhu who closed his eyes and casually waved this stupid chess game, but I was afraid that he would be there again.

In a thousand years, no one can solve this "simple and long".

Duan Yanqing is a good chess player. He played chess with monk Huangmei in Dali that day.

Monk Huangmei was killed and couldn't stand it. At this time, he took out a large piece of white chess in the chess game and played it again.

As long as the land is wide, you don't have to care about the life and death of this big white chess, and you no longer have your own white chess.

It's everywhere, it's easy to walk around, and it's not as difficult as before.

My uncle and others don't know to give directions in the dark, but they see the virtual bamboo.

After eating two snacks in a row, I couldn't help cheering.

Xuannan muttered to himself, "This chess game is inherently entangled with gains and losses, so that

There is no way to crack it. Virtual bamboo has no intention of life and death, no intention of winning or losing.

And you can break life and death and get rid of it ... "He vaguely seems to think of something, but it is elusive.

I'm not sure. I know that I have been addicted to martial arts all my life, which is a great lack of meditation. Suddenly I thought, "deaf!

Mr. Mute and Eight Friends of Hangu specialize in miscellaneous studies, and their martial arts are not as good as Ding Chunqiu's. I used to

And laughed at them for going astray. But I've practiced martial arts all my life, and I don't meditate often, no

Isn't it more wrong to worry about life and death? "Think of this section, they suddenly.

Sweating profusely

Duan Yu also paid attention to chess at first, but later, a pair of eyes only stared at Wang.

Rosa, the more he looked, the more sad he became, but it was never necessary to see Wang Yuyan's eyes.

I have left Mu Rongfu. Duan Yu only said to himself, "I'm leaving, I'm leaving! and

If we continue, it will only be more painful, and we may vomit blood on the spot. "But for him.

How can you leave Wang Yuyan? He thought to himself, "When Miss Wang comes back,

I said to her,' Miss Wang, congratulations on meeting your cousin. I saw more today.

On your side, it is really fate. I'm leaving now! If she says,' All right, you go.

Stop. Then I have to go. But if she says,' Don't be busy, I have something to tell you.

Go ahead. Then I'll wait and see what she says. "

In fact, Duan Yu knew that Wang Yuyan would not look back at him, let alone talk about it.

"Don't be busy, I have something to tell you." Suddenly, the soft hair on the back of Wang Yuyan's head

Slight movement. Duan Yu's heart thumped: "She's back!" But I can hear it.

She sighed lightly and whispered, "Cousin!"

Mu Rongfu stared at the chess game and saw that white had the upper hand, so he was forced to enter.

I thought, "I can think of these moves, too. When everything is difficult to start, it is the first strange move.

I can't figure it out anyway. "Wang Yuyan whispered, he didn't hear.

Wang Yuyan sighed again and turned around slowly.

Duan Yu's heart jumped: "She turned! She turned her head! "

Wang Yuyan qiao face really turned around. Duan Yu saw her face.

With a hint of melancholy and pain in his eyes, he thought, "Because of her.

It's always pleasant to come side by side with Mu Rongfu's son. Why not suddenly?

Cheer up? No ... for my heart, don't care about me at all? "

I saw her eyes turn to the right and meet his. Duan Yu took a step forward.

I want to say, "Miss Wang, what do you have to say?" But Wang Yuyan's eyes moved slowly.

Drive away, stare into the distance for a while, and then turn to Mu Rongfu.

Duan Yu's heart sank deeper and deeper, with endless bitterness: "It's not that she doesn't look at me.

Ten times worse than not looking at me. Her eyes were fixed on me, but she turned a blind eye.

She saw me in her eyes, but my shadow didn't enter her heart. She just solidified.

Think about her cousin, where there is a half points will I Duan Yu to heart. Alas, I might as well go.

Come on, let's go! "

Xu Zhu over there listened to Duan Yanqing's instructions and thought that Blake should do it anyway.

Method, eat a piece of white, but if black lets go of a hand, so does white.

The chess game broke out of the tight encirclement, and then there was another world, and there was nothing to do.

Su Xinghe meditation for a long time, ourtenant should be a black. Duan Yanqing called.

"Get off at Bus No.78!" Xu Zhu followed his words, although he knew how to play chess.

Few, but also know this, so solved this rare chess game, clap your hands and say with smile:

"seems to be a success?"

Su Xinghe handed it over with a big smile: "The young monk is talented, talented. Congratulations. "

Xu Zhu quickly replied: "Dare not, dare not, this is not me ..." He was about to say.

It is said that this was inspired by Shi Bozu, and the voice of "Pass the Sound into the Secret" said: "In that case,

Never reveal a secret. The danger has not been eliminated, but we must be more careful. "Virtual?

Bamboo only said that it was impossible to give instructions, so he lowered his head and said, "Yes, yes!" "

Su Xinghe stood up and said, "The first teacher set up this game, and there has been no one for decades.

I appreciate you being able to unlock this treasure. "Virtual bamboo is unknown.

Why, I have to say modestly, "I was wrong. Look at love first, it depends on the elders. "

I am really flattered. "

When Su Xinghe arrived at three wooden houses, he extended his hand to greet the guests and said, "Little monk,

Please come in! "