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Interesting happy birthday wishes.

Interesting happy birthday wishes.

1. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2. It is not necessarily a prince who rides Aries. He may be the Tang Priest. Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

3, I wish you a new year: yes man, the most beautiful scenery to go out, you are the king of the world, better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

When all the gods stop opening their eyes, those retribution will come silently. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

6. I planted a girlfriend in spring and married a bunch of wives in autumn. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

7, fat can't pass 160, ugliness can't scare the cow to death, bad temper can't make you afraid to listen to you, loud voice can't scare away mosquitoes and flies, the requirements are really not high, just like it. Ask for a marriage partner and love for a long time. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

8. I'm Wang Benshan. I am twenty-three years old. I am in estrus and want to talk about love. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

9. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course, we are not one or two years old!" " "Happy birthday to you!

10, real life is very simple, emotional space is very lonely, nothing to surf the Internet, want to find a marriage. The young man is 28 years old this year. He wants to find a companion and spend money to enjoy it. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

1 1. Sorry for the slip of the tongue: I took the bus and arrived at a platform. The driver suddenly asked, "Did anyone get off?" No one got off! " Suddenly the car laughed. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

12, I wish you to be a happy shop assistant: nothing to watch duets, happy plum blossoms bloom twice, listen to a good duet, get double salary, don't have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps, everyone says you are stupid! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

13. Two patients escaped from a mental hospital and fled to a tree to rest. Suddenly, A let out a cry and fell down. B ask quickly, how did you fall? A: Yes, it's your turn! No, I'm not familiar with it! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

14, no money, all uncles-trying to make money; If you have money, everyone who sees you is an uncle-spend it smartly; Money makes the mare go-earn hard; More money makes the mare go-spend it heartily; I wish you: make more money and spend more! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

15, all relationships not aimed at marriage are obscene hooligans, and all relationships aimed at marriage are upper-class hooligans ~ ~ Happy birthday to you!

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