Humorous sentences in life

1 I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

Whether you are doing well or not is unknown to others, but everyone knows when you are fat.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

What do you mean, don't die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

5, dreams still have to be there, otherwise you will tell others if you drink too much.

6. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

7. Some people are well-informed on the surface, but they have never even seen Peggy the pig behind them.

8. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

9. I found a problem. I like to chat with good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

10, am I your favorite person? Why don't you talk?

1 1, you may not know why there are advertisements in the middle of the program, because both the host and the guests have to go to the toilet.

12, after the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

13 Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

14, please describe your girlfriend in two words "where is it?"

15, I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a word "handsome" can run through my life.

16, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

17, thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Another bottle!

18, I envy those who can be with the people I like. Unlike me, I have long been surrounded by people who like me.

19, one day you will meet a good girl who doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money, and of course she doesn't want you!

20. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I used to be poor and now I feel ugly.

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