Stories that damage goods and people in life.

If you have a friend in your life who harms others and does not benefit yourself, he will often harm you with your affairs, and there are many tricks that harm others and do not benefit yourself. Below I will sort out some paragraphs that damage goods and people in my life, and welcome everyone to learn from them.

1, found a new hurtful word: shameless, say nothing. It means: if you are ugly, don't be blind BB!

2. a:? Why do warm men always become love rat?

b:？ Have you ever burned coal?

3, the motorcycle was lost, and the friend comforted: Is it a blessing in disguise? Maybe you didn't lose your motorcycle and rode out and killed it!

Ma B, are you so comforting?

My boyfriend took a photo of me at the seaside and asked me to turn around. Then I started to turn, and he looked at it and said, can you look better? I don't know. I thought the founding father came out. . .

5. I went shopping with my friends. My friend took a fancy to a dress from 500 yuan, but his wife said she didn't buy it because it was too expensive.

So we're leaving. At this time, the shopping guide said that eldest brother should also listen to his wife. He will buy it if he likes it.

A friend said: I listen to you at night and you sleep with me.

6. There are more and more dogs in the community, and there is more dog shit in the yard. I accidentally stepped on it. It's disgusting. MD, since I stepped on your shit, don't blame me for being heartless. I want to shit in the yard, too

7. My husband and I have separate towels and soap. He also has a towel specially designed to wipe my hair, but in order to maintain the intimate relationship between husband and wife, I often wash my feet with his soap, wipe my hands with his towel, and then wipe my feet with his headscarf.

8. On Valentine's Day, I gave a red envelope to the group. As a result, all three close friends were there, and I couldn't help laughing at them. Sure enough, you three diaosi men have no date today. ?

As a result, I received three identical replies: I am his girlfriend and he is taking a shower. Who are you?

I hesitated and answered: I am the girlfriend of your boyfriend's best friend. My boyfriend is taking a bath. Let me send him a red envelope.

9. The man sent a message to his girlfriend complaining:? You said you like roses, and I'll buy you a Dutch dairy queen of 1 10,000. You say you like perfume, and I'll buy you Chanel No.5 for 5 thousand yuan; You said you like rings, and I'll buy you 1 Tiffany. . . Why are you still lukewarm to me?

Girlfriend faint back:? You were wrong from the beginning. ?

He was dumbfounded: What's the matter?

She:? Ross? May? . ?

10, fetching water in the school water room, and accidentally got burned by a girl. She asked me if I was okay, and I said I was fine. She said you should be fine, and you are not afraid of boiling water anyway.

After that sister left, the more I think about it, the more wrong it is. I stayed in the water room and thought for a long time.

1 1. Today, I saw a boy with 190+cm and a girl with 150cm arguing on the roadside. The man suddenly reached out to hug the girl, but the girl bowed her head and didn't hug her.

The girl turned and ran out three or four steps, and as a result, the boy caught up with the girl in one big step. . .

12, my friend is a liquor salesman. One day, the goddess he chased for a long time said to him, I have a boyfriend and I am getting married soon. Leave me alone! ?

He hung his head and looked miserable.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he said excitedly, You must use my wine when you get married! ?