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Can those jokes make sad people happy?

A county magistrate with a strong accent reported: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail. Without pickles, pickles are too expensive! " (Comrades and villagers, pay attention! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!" The county magistrate said, "Rabbits, today's food has been eaten by dogs, and everyone is a turtle." Comrades, that's enough food for today. Come to a big bowl. ) "Don't be a pickle, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you ..." (Don't talk, I'll tell you a story ...)