What jokes are suitable for the morning meeting?

1, an agricultural college graduate returned to his hometown and saw an old gardener transplanting fruit trees. Then he said: Your transplant method is very unscientific. It is enough to surprise me that I can harvest seven apples from this tree according to your dry method. The old gardener looked at him and said slowly, not only you but also I am surprised. Because this is a peach tree.

In winter, the farmer found a snake frozen stiff. He felt sorry for it and held it in his arms. When he got home, he found that the snake had not woken up, so the farmer put the snake in a jar. In order to make the snake recover soon, the farmer put 30 grams of ginseng, 500 grams of Lycium barbarum, 100 grams of Radix Rehmanniae Preparata, 1000 grams of rock sugar and 5000 ml of white wine in the jar.

3. The monitor asked: Who is the largest officer in our platoon? A: It's a platoon leader. The monitor asked again: Who's under the teacher? The recruit replied: The teacher rode the horse.

4. When buying gloves, the boss wants 30, and I said I want 35. The boss insisted on 35, and he refused to give in after several rounds. I thought about it and gave Zhang fifty, but he quickly found me thirty-five. ...

Xiao Jing, if you can finish this scientific research project and win glory for the school, I will apply to the headmaster to hang your name on the wall of the school library! Half a year later, a striking word "Jing" was hung on the wall of the library.