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History of eating lions (read aloud)

Original text-

Lion lover Shishi Shishi vowed to eat ten lions. Shi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. Shishi is in the right market at the right time. Stone regards it as ten lions, relying on the vector potential to make its ten lions immortal. Stone picks up the bodies of ten lions, which is just right for stone chambers. The stone room is wet, and the stone room is waiting to be cleaned. The first taste of the stone is ten lions. When eating, the first thing I know is that the bodies of ten lions and ten stone lions are real. Trial interpretation is a problem.

Translation—

There is a poet named Shi who lives in a stone house. He likes lions very much and likes to eat them. He vowed to eat ten lions. He often goes to the market to see if there are any lions. One day 10 o'clock, there happened to be ten lions in the market. At that time, Shi Jun also came to the market. He saw the ten lions, so he took down his bow and arrow and shot them. Then, Shi Jun picked up the bodies of ten lions that had been shot and prepared to carry them to the stone room where he lived. Unfortunately, this stone room is very damp. Shi Jun asked his servant to clean the stone house until it was wiped clean. He began to try to eat the ten dead lions. When he was ready to eat them, he found that the ten lion corpses were not real lion corpses, but ten lions made of stones. Now please try to explain it.