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400 words of character description

My cousin

I have a cousin who is innocent, cute, smart and lively. He has a pair of big, watery eyes, and the black eyes are in the sockets when he thinks about things. The bones in the bones turn straight. When my cousin smiles, he can reveal a pair of white and neat teeth, which is very interesting. I like him very much.

My cousin lives at grandma’s house. Once, he told his grandma that he liked little tabby cats. Grandma loves her cousin very much and listens to everything he says. He told me to keep an eye on my cousin and go to the street to buy a little cat. Grandma bought back a lively and beautiful little cat. My cousin jumped with joy when he saw the lively and cute little cat. He quickly ran to his grandmother, played with the cute little cat, stroked it gently, and sang beautiful little cat songs. At this time, the little cat scratched his cousin's pants with his claws. Grandpa saw it, picked up the little cat and threw it away. When my cousin saw it, he cried loudly and said, "Grandpa, you are evil. The little cat is not sensible. You have to educate it. How can you throw it away? I am not sensible. Are you going to throw me away too? Look at how much it is." How pitiful!" Everyone laughed after hearing this. Grandpa quickly picked up the little cat and said to his cousin: "Yes, the kitten is ignorant, my brother educates it!"

Another time, my cousin was playing in the house, but he didn't listen to grandma. He wanted to play with his bicycle, but he accidentally overturned the bicycle and his fingers were pinched. He quickly opened his fingers and burst into tears. At this time, grandma heard the crying and ran out of the room. Seeing this scene, she was angry and funny, so she stopped reasoning. He stopped crying for a while and peeked through his fingers to see if grandma was paying attention to him. He found that grandma ignored him, walked to grandma and laughed.

My cousin is so funny and cute! I like him very much.

Can't forget the "hot girl"

There is a "hot girl" in our class, whose surname is Zhang Mingqi. She is of medium height, with a pair of big, clear eyes embedded in her dark face. Wearing a "Nike" sportswear, a pair of invincible Hot Wheels at his feet, and a short hair that was blown by the wind like a tangled haystack. If you don’t look carefully, you might think she is a boy!

You can’t afford to offend Hot Girl Zhang in our class, even if you don’t think she is a girl. If you make her angry, no one can guarantee the consequences. The lightest case is that you will be kicked out of the world and go home, or the worst case, you will be beaten one by one and lose your temper. Who is the unlucky guy who encountered a "volcanic eruption"? This is not a case of trying to overestimate one's ability! I saw Zhang Lamei overwhelming the opponent, and that fellow finally managed to regain his footing. Our hero Zhang jumped into the air and kicked the Foshan Shadowless Kick, catching the opponent off guard. In order to save his life, the poor man had to use thirty-six strategies - walking is the best strategy!

Actually, don’t look at our hot girl Zhang being so domineering and dominating the world. She also had worries. She told me that she no longer wanted to be a leader in the world, she wanted to transform and become a lady. However, who can imagine a hot girl turning into a lady? I thought: She must be joking with me!

The next day, the hot girl really put on lady clothes, and even I, my super best friend who is tired of being together every day, almost didn’t recognize her. She was wearing a pink dress and a pair of white leather shoes. Even carrying a schoolbag was no longer as "cool" as before. She was upright and looked like a good girl...

But as the saying goes It’s well said: There are only three things to do. Our hot girl's good girl image didn't even last three days. She told me: "It's too difficult to be a lady. I'd better be my leader of the world!" As she said this, she fiddled with her haystack. Stylish hairstyle. Alas, she is really hard to change and her nature is hard to change!

Having said that, hot girls are still very kind, but sometimes they like to show off and refuse to admit defeat! However, kindness is a good thing, but you'd better change your hot temper and try to make more friends. Your classmates should only get along well with each other, don't use fights to settle things. Only by being of one mind with your classmates will everyone like you more. , your popularity will also rise!