A joke that can make people laugh crazy (no pollution, no pornography and no pictures)

1. If mirrors are taxed, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

2. You have changed. Really, in just a few days, you made me feel so strange and sad. Is this still you? I can't believe how such a cute little tadpole turned into such a big toad.

Living on campus is very popular because of intense study. A guy in our dormitory goes to the toilet at night and asks: Who goes to the toilet? A brother in his upper bunk said, wait, I'll go. Half an hour later. . A buddy in my upper bunk said: Don't wait, be careful to catch cold. Besides, that guy was just talking in his sleep!

One day, in biology class, the teacher said that water is liquid. Someone asked: what is the state of fire? The teacher said: nothing. At this moment, the guy below shouted: It's a pervert.

The dentist is seeing a patient. "Please open your mouth". . . Turn it up a little. ""well, it must hurt when you pull out your tooth. You have to bite the bullet and bear it. "