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My good friend

My good friend 1

I have many friends, among which Cheng Zhehui is my best. He is very tall, with a pair of clever eyes and a sensitive nose.

He has three characteristics. First, his eyes are very clever. He said that as long as he finishes his homework from Monday to Saturday and Sunday, he will look at his supermarket to see if anyone steals anything. I didn't believe it until I went to his house to play with him on Saturday. I saw where he was looking at the supermarket. He looked at the front for a while and was very careful. I said, "Cheng Zhehui, what you said is true." Of course.

His second characteristic is that he likes reading. In physical education class, as long as the teacher told us to sit on our backs, he took out his books and read them attentively. He read them carefully, even when I asked him to play. When he comes home from Monday to Friday, he always finishes his homework first and then takes out his extracurricular books. His favorite book is martial arts novels. After dinner, he went on reading his favorite book. He didn't read extracurricular books until seven o'clock.

his last feature is his generosity. Last time the teacher asked us to buy clarinet, he bought one and said, "Liu Weijia gave it to you." I just said thank you to him. "He often buys things for me to eat after school.

Look, this is my lively, generous and kind good friend Cheng Zhehui, my good friend 2

Look, who is that little boy with dark skin, short stature, bright eyes and a flat nose? He is the "naughty king" in our class-Xiao Liu.

Serina Liu, Jr. is very naughty. Every time he attends a moral and social class, he has to pose in various shapes: sometimes he leans his chair back 45 degrees, sometimes he puts his hands on his chest as a gun and shoots around ...

Once in a moral and social class, the teacher was immersed in searching for courseware on the Internet, but Xiao Liu began to assemble his "spaceship" with pen. When the teacher looked up, he saw that Liu Zheng was absorbed in spelling "spaceship", so he made a gesture to us to keep quiet, but he quietly went around behind Liu, grabbed his "spaceship" and said humorously, "You spelled a spaceship well! Your hands-on ability is really strong. I'll show it to your class teacher after class and let her praise you. " Xiao Ming bowed his head, but when the teacher turned back to the front of the platform, he grabbed with his hands for a while, posing as a shooter, and then raised his feet as if to kick the teacher, which made us laugh. When the teacher heard the laughter, he quickly looked back and said it was too late. At that time, Xiao Liu sat down squarely again.

Although Xiao Liu is naughty, he also has one advantage-he likes reading extracurricular books.

Once at noon, Xiao Liu was reading extra-curricular books. At this moment, Xiao Ming ran to his side, flicked his skull with his finger and said with a smile, "Stop looking, let's go and play!" Xiao Liu didn't look up, just shook his head. "Class is over, what books to read!" Xiao Liu shouted impatiently, "I can't see I'm reading a book. I want to play by myself!" " Xiao Ming was stunned by his scolding for a while and left angrily.

This is my old friend, a naughty boy who loves extracurricular books. My good friend 3

A pair of watery eyes, hair like a black waterfall and a glib mouth make up a lively and clever Vivi.

Vivi especially likes to drink juice. She has two faces, one is gentle and lovely, and the other is …

When she is gentle and lovely, she is obedient, charming and affectionate. It's really super super cute little MM!

But the cruel side of her is really scary ... (Echo here) No, she sneered twice and slowly came up to me, ah! help! After a crazy beating, all that was left was my groan ... Do you feel that she has a violent tendency when you see this? I can feel this way!

but don't think she has no shortcomings! Because she especially likes to talk casually in class, she has been pk by miss Chen for n times. Today is the 15th time that she has been PK by miss Chen!

Although it has shortcomings, it also has advantages! She passed Grade 8 in Guzheng this year! The total * * * is only Grade 9. God, alas, unlike me, I just passed the pitiful level 5. I envy her to death!

In my eyes, Vivi is a pot of fragrant hot pot, which is spicy, fragrant and colored. It is because of these that it is even more noticeable. Therefore, I will never forget Vivi, the violent "dead" Vivi ... my good friend 4

She has a pair of watery eyes, dark and shiny hair, a small mouth and nose, and a small head. Any idea who she is? She is my deskmate-Zhang Li.

Ha Jing is an innocent, lovely and quiet little girl who smiles all day. She likes studying very much. She listens to the teacher carefully in class, and doesn't whisper a word,

and doesn't do a little trick. She won't let go of every question raised by the teacher. By the end of class, everyone else went out to play, but she was still reading in the classroom.

Every time she does her homework in class, she is meticulous, quietly and carefully. How much she likes studying at the same table!

Ha Jing is a little naughty. He is a happy guy and often makes us laugh. Whenever I am unhappy, she always tries to make me laugh. As soon as I see her funny appearance, < P > I can't help laughing and suddenly put my troubles behind me.

She also loves working. As long as there is paper under her seat, she picks it up and throws it into the garbage basket. Every time, I see only her seat is clean without a scrap of paper.

sometimes she shouldn't sweep the floor, but she also picks up a broom to help others sweep the floor. My new deskmate is really diligent.

her advantages are more than that. She has always been so active when caring for and helping others. Once I came across a math problem about the number axis.

I thought two of the four options were right. After thinking about it, I still couldn't pay attention, so I went to her for help. She enthusiastically helped me analyze it, but I still didn't quite understand it.

She went to consult the teacher again, and when she came back, she patiently explained it to me until I understood it.

This is my deskmate and an example for me to learn. I admire her, so I like her! My good friend 5

I have two good friends, and I can't talk about their stories for three days and nights. Let's go and have a look!

My first good friend's name is Yang Jianmei. She is very quiet and lovely, and she gets good grades. She always likes to say strange things. She is very funny. Once, a group of boys thought they were cowards. Yang Jianmei is very angry and wants to clean them up. The boys followed her, and she deliberately lifted her foot and kicked a boy's head at once, which really killed me. Another time, we were reading Chinese studies together, and somehow, she suddenly began to speak Chongqing dialect. "Ha ha! Haha! " A burst of laughter came back to me.

My second best friend is more interesting. She likes telling ghost stories and funny stories. Her "immortal" can be big-she is the monitor and her name is Li Jiayan. Once, she was telling a ghost story, which was horrible, plus her fierce eyes. Hey, forget it, don't say it. She is just the material for a horror movie. She only uses violence to solve a series of problems about hitting people, but sometimes she is gentle and kind. I gave her a nickname: "killer Li Jiayan". Boys are afraid of her violence, but I'm not afraid-I have the same personality as her, even more powerful than her. Therefore, when boys see Li Jiayan or me, they only dare to say good things, but dare not say bad things-once they say bad things, they will fight hard. In fact, my monitor and I call this self-defense to avoid being bullied by others in the future. However, she is also very kind and likes to help people. For example, one day, you don't have a water cup, but you are very thirsty. No matter how much water is in your water cup, she will give it to you. She is the monitor. She has set a good example for us. I want to learn from her!

how about it? Would you like to make friends with them? They will always be my best and best friends! My good friend 6

There are many people around us who care about us. Let's write articles praising them in books! The person I want to write today is my good friend.

She is 145 cm tall and has a lovely middle school hair style. Curved eyebrows are like a small bridge, big eyes like black pearls, small cherry mouth, and a small pink face is always filled with happy smiles. She is a happy girl, you guessed her! Yes, it is XXX. She made me happy, and she told me to be happier.

I remember once my mother and I had a quarrel, and she came to play with me. She was unhappy when she saw me. She said to me,' Buy a thermos tomorrow. Mom and Dad don't have to go. I'll just take you there.' I said, why? She said,' Your mouth is big enough to hang a kettle.' Ha ha ha ha ha ha, we lie in bed and have fun. She suddenly remembered a sentence in a book and said to me,' I hope you are happy every minute.' I replied to her in lovely language,' Little sister, I can't be unhappy with you.' Ha ha ha ha ha. In this way, we are good friends in grades 1-4. I believe that we are good friends now and in the future. She sends me happiness and happiness every day. We quarreled, but we were still together. We are separated, but we will get along. We are happy every day. When the morning light appears, she lets the morning light bring us hope and thoughts.

do you have such a good friend? Does she bring you hope every day? I believe you all have such a bosom friend. Let's keep this friendship forever! My good friend 7

My good friend is my family, also called Yue Dewei.

I don't think there is anything worth appreciating about him. He always cuts a flat head that he thinks is a bit fashionable, and there is nothing commendable about his facial features. He always wears black clothes and trousers and carries a blue schoolbag. Fortunately, her skin is yellow, otherwise she looks black. I don't know why his mother didn't dress him in bright colors. Maybe he didn't pay attention to hygiene.

He likes to wander off in class. Sometimes I secretly glance at him from the corner of my eye. He doodles on paper. His handwriting is long and hard, and his writing looks untidy at all, so he is often criticized by his teachers. He also has one of the biggest bad habits, that is, he has to go to the toilet every time the class bell rings. Every time he is a few minutes late, he runs into the classroom in a panic. I really don't know what he did during his break, and he has no idea of time at all. Sometimes his homework is wrong, and the teacher asks his classmates to look for him. I don't know where he is hiding to play, but he can't find his figure. Is it so fun?

however, he is not without merit. One day at noon, when I went to check his homework, he was drawing. I saw that he was drawing "Altman Beating Three Monsters". I found that his painting is quite realistic. It seems that he is quite talented in painting.

Although he is a little playful, he is also helpful. He sometimes helps me to put my seat right and throw away the garbage.

I'm not very good, but I hope my friends can catch up with me. Let's cheer together! My good friend 8

I have an honest and selfless good friend-Xiao Zhao.

She is my classmate. She looks unremarkable and plain, but in my eyes, she is very cute. She is thin, her face is not very fleshy, but she looks fleshy when she smiles, and there are two sweet dimples. That tender skin is a little white and red. Two sparkling, watery eyes like two black grapes are particularly intimidating. Two croissants make her small and exquisite.

Xiao Zhao's cuteness is not only obviously reflected in her appearance, but also in her ordinary work. I remember once, the school was going to hold a large-scale activity in the afternoon. Because this activity took a long time, the teacher asked several male students to move the stools to the playground to set them up. Many boys volunteered to go, holding their hands high, but few girls wanted to go-who wouldn't want to stay in a comfortable classroom in the hot sun outside? Just then, Xiao Zhao stood up from his seat without hesitation: "Teacher, please let me go, ok?" It is this sentence that Xiao Zhao instantly promoted a grade in the hearts of his classmates.

We lined up to the playground and saw Xiao Zhao sweating and straightening the stool. The back of the short-sleeved T-shirt she was wearing was soaked and became transparent, and water drops kept falling from her head and back like broken beads. It can be seen that she is sweating all over herself, but she still devotes herself to setting the stool. When the stool was finished, Xiao Zhao said nothing, just smiled and went back to his seat.

whenever I mention him, I feel a sense of admiration. I am glad that I have such a friend. My good friend 9

Shakespeare once said, "Books are the nourishment of the whole world." Gorky once said: "Books are the ladder of human progress." Yes, entering the sea of books can make you find endless fun.

When I was a child, my mother often sat by the bed and told me stories. There are "Who has the greatest ability" and "Cinderella" ..... for a long time, bedtime stories have become my favorite books. Seeing that I like listening to stories so much, my mother bought a lot of books to tell me, and I learned a lot from them.

as time goes by, the books I read become more and more profound. If you give me three days of light, I understand that even if I have a disability, I must summon up courage to persist in living and not give up; "Education of Love" made me understand that as long as you have a pair of observing eyes, you will find the beauty around you; "Mom is not my servant" made me understand that we should be independent early, do our own things, and we can't always rely on mom. Mom will leave us one day, so we should do it ourselves.

Books take me back to the past and let me know the ancient history of China for more than 5, years; The book took me back to Cinderella's time and made me cry like beads; Books, take me to the beautiful scenery, mountains and rivers, "Guilin", let me enjoy the beautiful scenery of the motherland.

Book is my good friend and a knowledgeable teacher. I love books, and I love reading more. My good friend 1

My good friend's name is Tamia Liu. He is a little boy from Jiangxi. Because his parents work here, they took him over for the summer vacation. He is the same age as me, but half a head shorter than me. He is also thin, with a pointed chin and two small dimples on his face. He is very cute.

I remember that when he first came, he always stayed at home like a coward. My father said that he might have no friends here and asked him to come to our house to play with me, but he was afraid of strangers and still didn't come out. Once, I passed by their door and saw him doing his homework. I went over to him and said, "What grade are you in?" "I'm in grade three." He smiled and said to me, "Oh, I'm in grade three, too.