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Rabbits and turtles.

Bird: Friends, friends, come and have a look. (Guys, guys, come and see! )

The rabbit and the tortoise are going to compete again. )

Monkey: Are rabbits and turtles going to compete? The rabbit and the tortoise are going to compete again? )

Didn't the rabbit lose last year? Why do you do this again? Didn't the rabbit lose? How can you compete? )

Bird: Yes, the rabbit lost the competition last year, and her mother was so anxious that she couldn't eat anything for two days. Yes, the rabbit lost last year, and its mother was so angry that she didn't eat for two days. )

Mother rabbit ordered them to compete again this year.

Mother rabbit ordered them to compete again this year. )

Monkey: Oh, I see. I see. )

Together: (music) ...

Monkey: Ladies and gentlemen, the game has started. (Take your positions, the game has started. )

I am the referee. (I am the referee)

Rabbit and tortoise, are you ready? Are you ready, bunny and turtle? )

Mother Rabbit: Honey! Honey. Come on! (dear! Honey. Come here quickly! )

Have some coffee. Have some coffee. )

Rabbit: Mom, oh, I can't finish it. Mom, oh, I can't drink. )

Mother Rabbit: It can help you stay alert on the road. It can wake you up mentally. )

My little baby! Drink it quickly! (dear! Drink it quickly! )

Monkey: Mother Rabbit, the game is about to start. Mother rabbit, the game is about to start. )

Mother Rabbit: Ah! The game is about to start. (ah! The game is about to start. )

Monkey: Please get ready and go! (Ready, run! )

Bird: Come on, come on! (Come on, come on! )

The tortoise will be the winner. The tortoise won! )

The tortoise will be the winner. The tortoise won! )

Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is soft. I know this tree. Yes, the grass is soft. )

I fell asleep comfortably under the big tree. )

I won't sleep this time. )

Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one? There are two roads here. Here? There? Which one? )

Mom, mom, help me, help me! Mom, mom, help me, help me. )

Tortoise: Rabbit, let me tell you, turn right. Rabbit, I tell you, turn right. )

Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you're here? So soon! (ah! Tortoise, have you ever run here? So soon! )

Come on, come on. I want to refuel! )

He is my opponent. Can I trust him? Choose the right way? Don't! He is my opponent. Can I believe that he will turn right? Don't! )

After I run away, he will turn left. )

Then I will lose the game. Then I will lose the game. )

Oh, yes, I should choose the road on the left. Run faster! Oh, by the way, I should choose to run! )

Tortoise: Rabbit, rabbit, you are going the wrong way. Rabbit, rabbit, you are running in the wrong direction. )

Come back, come back. Come back, come back. )

My friends come to help me! Guys, come and help me! )

Together: Tortoise, why don't you run faster? Tortoise, why don't you run )

Mother Rabbit: Oh, tortoise, is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time? Oh, turtle, is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time? )

Tortoise: Look, Mother Rabbit! Your daughter is going the wrong way. Look, Mother Rabbit! Your daughter ran the wrong way. )

Mother Rabbit: God, why? Why did she go there? Oh, my God, why? Why did she go there? )

Didn't you tell her that this road was wrong? Didn't you tell her that the road was wrong? )

Tortoise: I told her, but she didn't believe me. I did, but she didn't believe me. )

She said, "My mother told me that my opponent is my enemy. I cannot trust you. " (She said: "My mother told me that the opponent is the enemy. I cannot trust you. " )

Mother Rabbit: Yes, I did. (I did it. )

My daughter went the wrong way. She can't win the game. You run! My daughter ran the wrong way. She can't win the championship. Run! )

Tortoise: Mother Rabbit, she went the wrong way. It's not fair to her. I must find her. Mother rabbit, she ran the wrong way, which is unfair to her. I must find her. )

Mother Rabbit: Tortoise, you, you are a good boy. Tortoise, you, you are a good boy.

The game will not continue. Because of me, my daughter lost from the start. There is no need to play the game, because my daughter has lost at the starting line because of my mistake. Ahem! )

Tortoise: Mother Rabbit, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose the game. (Mother Rabbit, it doesn't matter who is the champion. )

Shall we call her back? Let's call her back! )

Together: Yes, you are right. All right! Yes, you are right. )

Hare, hare, come back. Come back. Rabbit, rabbit, come back. Come back. )