Just kidding. Very funny, not dirty.

Company recruitment, after work, he and his colleagues in charge of recruitment have dinner together. He said: "Today, a beautiful woman who graduated from a famous university came for an interview. The major is quite right and the conditions are good. But after I handed her resume to the boss, the boss refused on the spot. "

I said, "What does your boss choose for such a perfect person?"

He said: "Because the girl's name is not easy to choose."

I said, "What's her name?"

He said, "Chang Jiaxin."

When applying for an automobile sales consultant and talking about salary, the boss said, "During the probation period, our salary is 20,000 yuan a month." I was both happy and surprised to hear the news. Then, the boss went on to say, "After becoming a full member, the salary is 1000 basic salary+commission." I'm sweating! Finally, the boss went on to say, "I will give you a straight job because of your ability." I ... I ... Should I still be happy? Sweat! ! !

When I returned to my hometown in the New Year, I heard that there was a pig in my hometown neighbor's house, which had not been slaughtered for five years. At first, I thought it was to cultivate feelings, and the owner didn't intend to eat it. See the reason, ........... was a mess. Every year from 10, she goes on a crazy diet and exercises, which will always be the period of killing customers and the thinnest one. Shit, this product is no longer a pig. I'm afraid it will become refined.