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On September 26th, Beijing time, 19:30, the third round of Premier League in 2020/2 1 season, Brighton played against Manchester United at home. In the first half, don't send a few shots to break the deadlock, and Maguire set an own goal; In the second half, La Herford made a long-distance attack, Malsy headed the goal and B scored. In the end, Manchester United beat Brighton 3-2 and won the first victory of the season.

In the 38th minute, Lamptey tripped over the B fee in the restricted area, and the referee decisively awarded a penalty.

In the 40th minute, Mo sent a penalty spoon and easily fooled Degea! Brighton 1-0 leads!

In the 44th minute, B flew into the penalty area with a free kick from the left. Ma Diqi counterattacked and Maguire pushed the ball, which led to a dunk and an own goal! 1- 1, Manchester United equalized the score!

In the 55th minute, B flew straight, pulled Herford to catch the ball, broke into the restricted area and cut inside, then feinted and buckled the defender to shoot hard! Manchester United 2- 1 lead!

At the last minute of stoppage time 1 minute, Jahan Bakash made a cross from the right, and Malsy, who was unmarked behind the restricted area, easily scored! 2-2, the two teams are back at the same starting line!

In the 97th minute, Maguire headed the ferry in the restricted area.

But after the attack, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game. Players from both teams surrounded the referee. Brighton players complained that their opponents fouled first, while Maguire raised his arm to signal the opponent's handball. The referee personally watched the video playback and awarded a penalty!

In 99 minutes and 45 seconds, Fernandez withstood the pressure and overnight, Manchester United beat Brighton 3-2! This is the latest goal in the Premier League since 20 1 1 and the second night goal in the history of the Premier League.

This is a dramatic Premier League game. First of all, Brighton's team hit the doorframe five times, which is the record of the number of times a single game hit the doorframe since the statistics of the Premier League in 2003-04. Secondly, in the last few minutes of the game, Manchester United experienced a roller coaster-like emotional change from a draw to a penalty shootout.

This victory also allowed the Red Devils to avoid the embarrassment of the first two rounds.