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Once there were three people, A, B, C, A could only say yes, B could only say toast, and C could only say unhappy.
One day, they went to the bakery to buy bread. The waiter asked, "Do you want to buy bread?" A said, "Yes." The waiter asked again, "What kind of bread do you want?" B said, "Toast." As a result, the waiter didn't come back after a long time. C said, "Don't worry." So, they bought bread smoothly.
On their way back, they met a policeman. Interpol thinks the three of them are bin Laden's associates. Interpol: "Are you bin Laden's associates?" A said, "Yes." Interpol asked again, "What are your weapons?" B said, "Toast." Interpol said, "If you don't speak, I will shoot." C said, "Hurry up!"
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