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What interesting things happened when I took the driver's license test?
The coach's dirty words are now Jin Dian's sentences, which is very interesting. Don't hold the steering wheel so tightly, it won't fall off. What are you afraid of? What gear is lighter? Why is it so heavy? I'm not asking you to shoot a tiger, I'm asking you not to be so stiff, just like a zombie learning to drive. You don't suck blood.
In binary simulation, the library is reversed, but the edges and right angles are pressed. The coach said angrily that he was going to make up the exam. Just like you, after today, you can learn to drive! It rained heavily in the afternoon during the exam, but it passed once. In the third year of training, the coach gave me cigarettes every day, and the new students were shocked.
I have passed all the subjects, but I dare not open them. When walking on the road for twenty or thirty minutes, my husband will fly into a rage: When do you want to open this point, I dare not reply: When will it open? My husband went crazy on the spot: you stepped on the gas pedal and put in fifth gear, hahaha.
It's not a joke, it's true. At that time, a classmate didn't shout overtaking during the road test. He didn't change lanes when he saw that there was no car. And died. Also, when you see a good car ahead, you are called overtaking. How the fuck did Citroen overtake BMW? As a result, the classmate drove two or three kilometers without overtaking. There is also a road test examiner who experienced it personally. He kept shouting to drive straight ahead, obviously there was an obstacle ahead. I changed lanes, and the examiner was still calling you to go straight. I was very angry, so I told him that there were obstacles ahead. He just said he saw it.
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