A joke about Henan dialect

Henan people sing: Beijing people sing: "Sun, my great mother, you rise from the east and fall from the west every day ...! "

Before the song was finished, Henan people said to Beijingers, "Are you tired? See how we sing. "

Henan people then sang: "The sun! My mother-in-law, you saw the sky sliding up from the east and down from the west. Did you make the room panic? " ...

Female and male: There are two birds on the fork of the tree.

Mother bird said, "Ge Yiren, go aside and estimate the exchange. It has withered my hair."

The male bird said, "Look at your poor bamboo. If you do it, you can't beat the cow! " The shoes are alive and alive! "

Henan dialect joke:

What do you have in your hand?

B: a broken cotton-padded jacket.

A: You are in the street.

B: sift the old bite.

A: I can't catch anything.

B: Suitable for all ages.

A: Can't you hang yourself?

B: The rope is always bad.

Will you hit the wall?

The wall keeps falling down.

Why am I so useless?

It's dark at night. Let's go outside first. There are some distortions in the tree, and one effect calls for a happy day. Climbing the tree from Qingdao is enough, the wood stands steady, and an effect falls and knocks on the old cover, which hurts me to death. If it's really that beautiful, Fat Ni 'er will rub the beans for me, and the pain will go away. I think fat Ni 'er wants to sleep and doesn't peck like congratulations.

Run to her house at dawn to find the goods: Fat Ni 'er! Fat Nell! When she saw me at the door, she blushed and asked, What's the matter with you? I went up and grabbed her chubby hand and said, let's go to the party to eat oil buns. When I arrived at the fried bag stall, I touched the bag with both hands and took an empty shell. I am a fan of his. I scolded in my heart: fire, money on the pillow, I forgot to bring a rabbit grandson. I said: ok! Wood brings money. Fat Ni 'er said: I didn't grow pepper? What a nuisance! I won't talk for a while, alas! Why am I useless? ~~~~~~~~~

Translation:

Last night, there was a cicada in the tree outside, which kept barking all afternoon. The next morning, I climbed the tree to catch it, but I didn't stand firm. I fell down and hurt my knee, which was very painful. I wish (I think) Fat Ni Er were here. If she helped me rub (my knee), it might not hurt too much. I think Fat Ni wants to sleep all night.

At first light, I ran to her yard and shouted, Fat Ni 'er! Fat Nell! When she opened the door and saw me, she blushed and asked, what are you doing? What happened? I stepped forward and took her chubby hand and said, let's go to the street to eat fried dough sticks. When I arrived at the fritters stand, I felt my pockets with my hands. This pocket is empty, and there is nothing in that pocket. I scolded myself: no way, I forgot to bring money under my pillow. I said, forget it! No money. Fat Ni Er said, are you kidding? Toss people! I squatted on the ground and stopped talking, alas! Why am I useless?

Hungry, hungry (drink): I have a fellow scientist from Henan. Now I live in Baoji, Shaanxi. His father opened a restaurant, and because of his good business, he hired two local boys. One morning before opening the door, the old man saw a basin of dirty water in front of the counter. He spoke authentic Henan dialect and greeted the boy: "Xiao Wu, pour this water." Unexpectedly, Xiao Wu did not listen to his head. The old man was a little angry and raised his voice and said, "Xiao Wu, pour this water." Xiao Wu gave the boss a timid look and said, "Are you hungry?"

A Chinese odyssey loves you for ten thousand years. In the dark night, a serious feeling appeared in my mind. I didn't want to live with her until I couldn't find it. If God can tell me to give it to her again, I will do it together [,I will get her a bunch of things and shout at her throat-I love it! If you don't want to give me this, I have to go to the dance for 10 thousand years if I want to live!