A sentence that has been particularly popular recently is very funny.

1. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!

There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.

Today, when I saw a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street, I couldn't help thinking of myself in middle school. At that time, I was still watching a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street.

6. Borrow from me if you have no money in the future. I don't want to be the last person to let you down.

7. The secret of telling male compatriots that you don't have to wash the dishes is that my wife deliberately breaks the bowl every time she asks you to wash the dishes, so that she won't let you wash the dishes because she is distressed. This is my experience on the washboard!

8. When I encounter a problem, I will not rush to blame others, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to pass it on to others!

9. While others are worried about how to make money, I am worried about how to spend it. How to spend 200 yuan until next month?

10. Just now, a thief sneaked into my house and looked for money everywhere. Later, we looked together.

1 1. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

12. Just now, a beautiful girl was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

13. If you have a dream, stick to it. If the alarm clock rings, turn it off and go back to sleep.

14. I don't know if I am blessed. It means that some people gain weight, but pretend not to know!

15. Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

16. I went to get my hair cut, and the barber said, little sister, your eyes are really big and beautiful. I craned my neck and said, brother, if you tighten it a little, I can still stick out my tongue.

17. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

18. Lips are prone to chapping in winter. I asked my mother to buy a lip balm when she went to the supermarket. It took me almost two months to paint it, only to find that it was a glue stick.

19. In order to lose weight, my girlfriend and I agreed to go jogging in the street for half an hour every night. We persisted for a month, and the effect was really obvious. We ate all the barbecue stalls along the street.

20. In a class, the first and second grades are generally enemies, and the second to last is basically friends.

2 1. How to test a man? If a man plays a game and returns your message in seconds, please remember that this is called pig teammate, and you can't play games with him!

22. Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a short message saying that we were going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent me another message, "Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person." Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this and that.

24. My friend actually called me black. I slapped him, not to secretly protect you.

25. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.