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About 600 words when the composition teacher is away.

Outline:

1. When is the teacher absent from which course?

2. What's the difference between the atmosphere in the classroom and when the teacher is here?

3. What are the typical student performances and activities? You can give it to some students with great contrast.

4. What are your activities?

5. Did the teacher finally come back? How did you spend a class?

6. When did the bell ring?

7. What was the experience?

Give a few examples:

600 words when the teacher is away.

"Ding-Ding" class bell rang, and the students rushed back to the classroom at the speed of 100 meters sprint, sat in their seats and waited for Teacher Zhang to come to class.

But one minute passed, two minutes passed gradually, three minutes, four minutes and five minutes passed, but Mr. Zhang hasn't come to class yet. Some naughty children began to get impatient, and the chirping voice rang. You don't know that if the teacher doesn't come to class, our class will become a bustling "vegetable market". Alas, this is simply "there is no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is king"!

Monitor Wang Xiaoyue tried his best to manage the class discipline. Just then, I don't know which nuisance came with the news: "The teacher has gone to a meeting!" " "The classroom was immediately blown into a pot of porridge, just like an amusement park! Look! I saw Zhang Jiabao writing a poem on the blackboard: "If you were Venus, I would love you;": ":If you are Mars, I will follow you; If you were Mercury, I would go around you ... but you ... but you are a gorilla! Tell me how much I like you ... "He wrote and made faces, which made us laugh.

Li was so busy here that he kept bowing to everyone with his hands folded, pretending to be pitiful, and said piteously, "Dear folks, my little brother passed by here and borrowed a treasure to perform art because he was short of money. Ask fellow villagers to hold a money field instead of a personal field ... "It turned out that he was learning street performing arts! A good example is that we burst into laughter. Look over there, three beautiful women are chatting with a smile. When they talk about happy places, they get carried away and laugh like a flower. Looking back, Wang Yiming, the "King of Jokes", is telling jokes to Chen in the same position, making Chen laugh his head off; Zhu He was whispering, as if he were making up a word for Tracy in our class: "In the middle of the night, the rooster crowed three times, and Tracy's family had a Russian war. * * * will only be against my father. His grandfather is practicing the magic of the Nine Yang in the toilet, and his grandmother is wearing a sack, holding cabbage and stepping on a can, standing on the tower and shouting,' Who has junk to sell!' "

"Don't talk!" Wang Xiaoyue, the monitor, was afraid that the scene would get out of control and began to perform his duties. "If there is any noise again, I will put the name of the spokesman on the' blacklist'." She banged on the table, but the students still lit lanterns-according to my uncle.

"The teacher is coming!" Zhou Jin shouted. This move was really clever enough, and the classroom was immediately silent: junior students quickly returned to their seats; Students who are crazy about comic books quickly put them under the table, and some even took down their textbooks in a hurry, but they looked serious. Finding that the teacher hadn't come for a long time, the naughty boy patted his chest and said, "Hey, Lao Zhou, you want to scare us to death!" " "I don't know when the teacher really came. The students quickly returned to their seats like being pulled by a rubber band, and their serious faces made people feel funny. The whole class suddenly fell silent, only Zhou Jin was still mumbling, "I said the teacher is coming, but you still don't believe me! "

It was too noisy just now. Why is it so quiet now? "We don't know from the teacher's smile that all this was set by Teacher Zhang. Unfortunately, we were all caught.

At this moment, a strange teacher came into the classroom. After reading it, we immediately stopped all our work and thought about graduating from primary school. At this time, the teacher said, "I will take the place of today's class." Hey, smart and afraid of friends, I haven't played for a long time, paralytic, wake up, here we go again, trouble.

This article comes from a junior high school composition and I want to publish it.

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First of all, I don't know which two male students brought two heads, but they actually played games and learned to be human-look at others. I soon got the details. Select a life segment. Spoken language, plain and simple narration is full of deep affection for mother. It was touching to meet Xiao He at the composition "Drama" meeting in spring. The materials selected in this paper are true, typical and representative of the composition of the times. Several words that imitate sounds are used very accurately. The whole class also started this action, about friends. This is an unprecedented great feat. Out of maternal love, our class never dares to play in class. It's really crying for land.

Write 600 words when the teacher is away.

This is an interesting thing that happened in our class when the teacher was away. Love is a tree. Do you have anything interesting? Tell me.

However, some students did not take part in this activity. I'm graduating soon. Some students go to bed very late at night. They are fake and illiterate. Because they were so sleepy, they fell asleep at their desks. Sleeping position is extremely cute. Some students are sucking their fingers and keeping their promises, while others are still drooling. Watching them sleep is really funny. Some students like to play practical jokes on this matter. I don't know who shouted "Teacher Shu is coming." Then, the sleeping classmates woke up, thinking with a mirror and playing quietly. Later, I realized that I was fooled. Growing up, I asked, "Who is so heartless?" Of course, it is natural to cause public outrage.

There are also some students who get good grades. Of course, they will not be idle at these times. At this time, they will do the homework assigned by the teacher. Because I don't know how many extra classes are waiting for them in the evening, it is also important to finish homework in advance. Of course, that is also a very small number of students. Look at them seriously, as if the sky is falling and they are going to finish their homework. Their spirit is worth learning and developing.

In fact, it is really valuable to write vividly the inner activities of the characters when the teacher is away, leaving a deep impression on people. I don't think it should be so messy. We should do our homework quietly.

One day, our teacher suddenly left because of something. At first, we were very excited, but later we were very excited. We were surprised by 1 because the teacher was absent for too little time. Then, interesting things followed.

When the teacher was away, we turned a new page, and many interesting things happened in our class. Looking back, it really makes people laugh. I did the right thing.

This ability class is extraordinary. This is the last ability class of this semester. At the beginning of the lecture, Mr. Pu from Class Five hurried to call Mr. Xin to the meeting. Teacher Xin said with a smile, "I'll have a short meeting and come back soon." You must be quiet! " "As soon as the teacher walked out of the classroom, someone in the class whispered, as if he had done something shameful and was discussing with his partner. When several people saw that Mr. Xin had gone away, they spoke loudly. These words keep popping out of our mouths like an open faucet, like a small fish spitting bubbles, one after another. At this time, even the quietest Chinese class representative turned on his own "faucet". Looking up, almost everyone is constantly encouraging with their mouths. The monitor is quite disciplined, holding a book, burying his head in a book and making no noise, as if he were going in. Ren Jiahao and Chen Qiushi are natural quarrels in our class. They are simply ghostly and earth-shattering, as if their voices were amplified by several decibels. Look, Guo Minxuan is also going to perform. She squinted gently, reached out her hands, slammed my pencil case, fumbled around and asked, "What is this?" "It turned out that she was pretending to be a blind child. She pulled my collar for a while and patted Qian's arm for a while, which made us jump up and down and "run" with the pencil case and the ability book. At this moment, the "scout" shouted: "Attention, the teacher is staring at the back door and window! "Let's see, isn't it? The teacher stared at us with bright eyes. We sat down almost at once and glanced at the teacher from time to time. The teacher strode into the classroom and said, "This ability class will write' When the teacher is away'. "We immediately smiled, so happy, so sweet!

Ah! I learned a lot from this lesson ... only by consciously observing discipline can I become a lovely boy! You can't be a person, but a good boy who abides by discipline!

When the teacher is away.

"Ding Ling-",the bell rang for the morning reading class, but the teacher was late. As The monitor on duty, I looked anxiously in the direction where the teacher came.

Suddenly, there was a "giggle" of footsteps in the corridor, followed by a "report!" When I looked back, it turned out to be Zhang Qing, the neighbor of the Chinese teacher. I saw her face flushed and she said breathlessly, "Oh, no, the Chinese teacher-she is ill-can't come to class." I listened to it, and my heart was like a mess. what can I do? Students also talk to each other, and the class is "boiling".

My brain is running fast: "What should I do now that the teacher is away?" ? Today I am The monitor on duty, and I should be in charge of this class. Now ... yes, that's it! "So, I cleared my throat, quickly stepped onto the platform and said loudly," Please be quiet now! " "Everyone stopped talking at once, and 55 pairs of eyes in the class looked at me uniformly. I stood on the platform like a little teacher and directed everyone. "Pink, read it!" "What is the lesson?" "17 lesson." As a result, the students began to read loudly in the morning. Suddenly, the sound of reading in the classroom was loud and clear.

Although the class has settled down temporarily, I am still extremely anxious. Because after the morning class, it is the morning exercise class. Without a teacher to lead the team, I'm afraid the students will be confused. It's almost time, and I'm so anxious that I stamp my feet. Why hasn't the teacher come yet? When the bell rang, I had to bite the bullet and say to everyone, "classmates, the teacher didn't come today." I will lead the morning exercise class. I hope everyone can do this class in an orderly way. " "Yes!" The students answered in unison. In spite of this, I still can't rest assured that something will happen. But my worry is unnecessary-the students are disciplined, the team is neat, and their actions are consistent, even better than when the teacher is around! A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground.

When I brought the team back to the classroom, I found that the teacher was already waiting for us. There was a gratified smile on the teacher's face, and I was happy from the heart.

This ability class is extraordinary. This is the last ability class of this semester. At the beginning of the lecture, Mr. Pu from Class Five hurried to call Mr. Xin to the meeting. Teacher Xin said with a smile, "I'll have a short meeting and come back soon." You must be quiet! " "As soon as the teacher walked out of the classroom, someone in the class whispered, as if he had done something shameful and was discussing with his partner. When several people saw that Mr. Xin had gone away, they spoke loudly. These words keep popping out of our mouths like an open faucet, like a small fish spitting bubbles, one after another. At this time, even the quietest Chinese class representative turned on his own "faucet". Looking up, almost everyone is constantly encouraging with their mouths. The monitor is quite disciplined, holding a book, burying his head in a book and making no noise, as if he were going in. Ren Jiahao and Chen Qiushi are natural quarrels in our class. They are simply ghostly and earth-shattering, as if their voices were amplified by several decibels. Look, Guo Minxuan is also going to perform. She squinted gently, reached out her hands, slammed my pencil case, fumbled around and asked, "What is this?" "It turned out that she was pretending to be a blind child. She pulled my collar for a while and patted Qian's arm for a while, which made us jump up and down and "run" with the pencil case and the ability book. At this moment, the "scout" shouted: "Attention, the teacher is staring at the back door and window! "Let's see, isn't it? The teacher stared at us with bright eyes. We sat down almost at once and glanced at the teacher from time to time. The teacher strode into the classroom and said, "This ability class will write' When the teacher is away'. "We immediately smiled, so happy, so sweet!

Ah! I learned a lot from this lesson ... only by consciously observing discipline can I become a lovely boy! You can't be a person, but a good boy who abides by discipline!

When the teacher is away.

When the teacher was in the classroom, the classroom was quiet. Some pretended to be doing their homework and some pretended to be reading, but as soon as the teacher walked out of the classroom, I memorized five numbers in my mind: 5.4.3.2. 1. Sure enough, their prototype was exposed, and the classroom seemed to explode, and the familiar sonata of "Shouting and Nonsense" sounded. That is, stick your head out of the door or window to spy on the teacher's whereabouts. They act like spies and spies. It seems that they want to stage an "impossible task" in our class every day. When the teacher comes, they will call the teacher first and then run back to their seats in embarrassment. There are three or four people who are very conscious. It makes no difference whether the teacher is here or not. Compared with those who live in front of teachers with masks, even their usual voices need to be packaged. Suppress mandarin, pretend to be weak. In this way, we will become a complete two-faced. This affectation is so fake that it makes people feel sick. We must make sure that teachers and teachers are different.

Accompanied by a brisk piece of music, the third class began in the afternoon.

However, our class waited for a long time, but the teacher was still late. Some students have lost their temper and started talking and fighting.

At this time, the monitor stepped onto the platform and asked us to do our homework. We took out our homework one by one and did it seriously. Suddenly, Qintao Sun, who was sitting next to me, left his seat and walked to some clean buckets. Then he picked up one of the buckets filled with water and circled in the classroom, making the whole class laugh and cry.

At this time, Yu Tianyi also came up, stood on the bucket with one foot and made a gesture of "golden rooster independence". Then he jumped down, sat on the bucket, folded his hands and began to practice. Qintao Sun also stopped to perform with Yu Tianyi-Yu Tianyi's acrobatics and Qintao Sun's dharma. The two cooperated very tacitly. The three closest friends sitting at the end-Gu Xinyu, Tao Xiaojing and Rong Xinyu-were not to be outdone, and the three of them actually played a "bucket ruler". Seeing that Gu Xinyu was a "flying dragon", Tao Xiaojing's ruler was bounced "flying". In the end, only Rong Xinyu and Gu Xinyu were left to "decisive battle". They played several rounds and couldn't tell the winner from the loser. Seeing that Rong Xinyu's ruler was forced into the corner, suddenly, Rong Xinyu used his killer "killer" and Gu Xinyu's ruler also "flew". Rong Xinyu finally "beat" Gu Xinyu and Tao Xiaojing and became the final "winner". ...

In this class, the students have a good time because the teacher is not here. ...

The classroom, which was quiet a few minutes ago, is now like a bee's nest and is beginning to make noise.

Some students work hard and do their homework (including copying homework). Some students are like machine guns, but they can't be shut with one mouth. Some students don't know if they can control themselves and run around. It's really a monkey's ass-they can't sit still. Some students read books with relish (textbooks, picture books, comic books ...);

When the teacher is away, everyone has homework, talking, chasing and reading. However, when the teacher is away, we should do the same. The class teacher or other teachers also manage; Let the teacher come back safely and happily.

Don't think we will take this opportunity to make a scene in heaven. We can be serious when the teacher is away! Early in the morning, the students came to the classroom, and we could hear the sound of reading from a distance. The original "naughty boy" was well managed by the group leader, monitor and class representative, and there was no sign of trying to play tricks. Under the guidance of the class cadres, we have a high enthusiasm for reading the text. Everyone has a bright smile on his face, so devoted and enthusiastic. Teacher, you must be surprised! The "naughty boy" in our class is much more diligent. They wiped the blackboard black and bright, and cleaned up the podium, which will definitely be praised by the teachers.

Teacher, when you are away, the group leader takes homework check and correction seriously, has no rest time, and sometimes even forgets to do math homework at noon. Everything is going well for everyone.

Teacher, when you were away, the students' smiles were everywhere, but there seemed to be something in them. Oh, this is what the students expect. I hope you can come back to us as soon as possible and listen to your eloquent speech.

At this moment, the teacher's footsteps reached our ears. Just now my classmates rolled and climbed back to their seats. We were also frightened, so we picked up the Chinese book and quickly installed it.

It was a Wednesday, the second class in the afternoon, and the teacher was going to a meeting, so he gave the students some homework and told them to write their homework quietly in the classroom, and then study by themselves after finishing their homework. Everyone should respond in unison: "Good!"

The teacher went out of the classroom to have a meeting. The classroom suddenly became quiet, and everyone was doing their homework carefully. Suddenly, I don't know who shouted: "The teacher is not here, free!" " "In an instant, the classroom exploded like a frying pan. Several naughty guys picked up a ruler and set up a fight, constantly shouting: "kill, kill, kill!" ""Fan Xiao stood on the table and shouted, "OK, well played!" Xiao mian fell asleep at his desk. Snoring is really shocking! Xiao Fang listened to a joke told by her deskmate and laughed so hard that she accidentally bumped into Han Xiao. Han Xiao threw himself into it, which was a slap in the face. Xiao Fang's face suddenly turned "sunny to heavy rain", made a 180 degree turn, and burst into tears at his desk. Xiao Tao likes practical jokes. He walked out of the classroom quietly and then turned back from the toilet. Fan Xiao saw a figure on enough paper, thought the teacher was coming, and shouted, "The teacher is coming!" Seeing that there were not many people, the chefs quietly returned to their seats, and the classroom became quiet again. The door opened. "Ah, I thought it was a teacher. I was shocked. It's Tao! ""Hey, Fan Xiao, the next broadcast will be on time! "... the frying pan exploded again.

As a monitor, when I saw this scene, I couldn't help but fly into a rage and said, "Calm down!" "The students were scared out of their wits by my shouting and stayed there one by one. It took a long time to wake up, and then he started to make trouble again: "monitor, you want to scare people to death!" """Yes, monitor, you will give us a heart attack!" I ignored these words and took the way of registration to control discipline. But for me, some naughty people ignore it and still do whatever they want. For them, I am really helpless. The classroom is still as lively as the market. I have to get back to my seat and do my homework.

At this moment, a figure appeared on the window. This time everyone thought it was Xiao Tao's prank, but they still ignored it. The door opened and the teacher came in this time. One by one, the students were shocked, then bowed their heads and were severely criticized by the teacher. ...

Well, when the teacher is away. ...

As the exam approaches, all the students are overwhelmed by homework.

the other day ...

As the bell rang, the students rushed back to the classroom. The originally lively playground suddenly quieted down.

After a while, the teacher came into the classroom and assigned us tasks. Listen to a lesson and let's study by ourselves in the classroom. Hearing the good news, the students were secretly happy.

Soon after the teacher left, the classroom exploded. Some students can't sit still, play imitation shows, imitate other people's stars, show off their voices, and make a thick nasal sound like Andy Lau; Stretch out orchid fingers like Yang Kun ... more whispering and chirping. The classroom has become a busy city. Some people tell jokes and make the students laugh. Some are talking about computers: What game do you play? How is your QQ? Others are talking about big and small things that happen on campus. ................................................................................................................................... As the saying goes in .................................., when the tiger is not at home, the monkey is king. Without teachers, the classroom has become the world of students.

Just then, I don't know who suddenly shouted "the teacher is coming!" " "The classroom suddenly became silent. Some students hurriedly covered their faces with books; Some took the book upside down in a panic, some took the pen upside down and scribbled on the book; But after a while, the teacher didn't come either. It was not until we heard a snicker that everyone knew they had been cheated. Then the sound suddenly rose like a tide. The sound is getting louder and louder, and the whole classroom is boiling again. Some students use a ruler as a sword and say something in their mouths: "The broadsword is cut on the devil's head. "Some learn from the Japanese devils" die, die, die. " Then there was a banging sound.

Without the bondage of teachers, students are like birds flying out of cages and have freedom. This undisciplined self-study class brings us more joy!

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