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What are the Akatsuki characters in Naruto?

Itachi Uchiha, Kisame Kisaki, Dilada, Zetsu, Orochimaru (has left), Kakuzu, Hidan, Scorpion of Red Sand, and Tobi the Faceless Man.

The so-called dawn is the dawn that brings nightmares.

Introduced in the order of zero, green, white, vermillion, black, empty, south, north, three and jade, so as not to cause all the fans to open fire...

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Currently I only know the code name, I don’t even know the name, but it has been written into numerous fan stories, many of them idiots, heartless, H, BL. Although the boss (although it means idiot, useless, wretched, etc.) is like this, it is really pitiful...

青——Deidara

The most adorable little boy in history When D comes, look at her appearance, her eyes are half-covered, and when she throws away her bamboo hat, she reveals her handsome braids and blond hair (someone actually colored it gray). You understand what NB is, let alone that cute face. , half blocked by hair, he is so handsome, just those two hands, actually have tongues, KISS MM must be crazy convenient, what is strength, single-handedly challenge Gaara, fight what is known as the most gorgeous battle in Sand Ninja Village in the Land of Wind, especially It's a work of art made from the "explosive clay" that people use to fight. It's so cute. Although there is only one single phoenix eye, and the other one is blocked by the telescope, this one alone is arrogant enough, and there is also the arrogant one. His expression when he spoke was in stark contrast to Scorpion's Fei Liuhu's appearance. (I really want a picture of Little D’s artwork. Does anyone have it...)

White——Unknown

Zhu——Itachi Uchiha

These days, I finally understand what it means to be cool. I would say handsome. Scorpio is definitely a good-looking man. Unfortunately, it makes people feel a little more gentle. You see, Weasel is arrogant and indifferent to his companions. (See manga 238, I can’t remember clearly, it’s the last chapter of the first part anyway), he beat and scolded his younger brother, and even standing with a handsome guy like Kisame, he still attracted the attention of big girls, this is called strength. There are few people in the world who can knock Kakashi down, and there are few people who can scare Snake, but he has them all, especially the pair of Mangekyō Sharingan. What a handsome guy~ What? Kakashi too? Damn, he’s the only one. In fact, he is very handsome even without the Sharingan. Didn't his eyes turn black after using Amaterasu for the first time? It has a rather dark taste, and that kind of tepid way of speaking is arrogant.

Hai (Xuan or Hai?) - Jue

Although he looks like a pitcher plant, he is also handsome. If you think he can move, he will show off. If you want to say that a vegetative person is a handsome guy, then 99% of the time he is a handsome guy. In addition to being handsome and being ruthless, there is another one: Sexy. Look at Brother Zhu, bah, he is Brother Jue. His shoulders are slightly exposed every time, and he is wearing a 2-piece jacket without wearing it underneath. , look at Itachi wearing a small underwear, the key is that he is bold, look at his hair color, it is difficult to choose, if you choose green, it is very suspected of being a cuckold, but the yin and yang face is arrogant, the legend says People who have read the original Japanese comics found that his body has two voices. In order to distinguish them, one uses hiragana and the other uses katakana. They also say that there is a face in his body. Alas, one person is so handsome that he has two voices. Is it even comparable?

Sora - Orochimaru

This one is more difficult to introduce. As the old saying goes: "Whether the Orochi is handsome or not depends on the container.

"There are people who know how to do plastic surgery and have such profound medical knowledge, but everyone has their own preferences. If you say that Orochi took the body of Sasuke or Kimimaro, and you say that he doesn't have plastic surgery, then it's another problem. I have got a big fan. If he uses the bodies of all the handsome guys, he will become the most popular handsome guy in Hokage. Besides, he seems to have a habit of using women's bodies. If MM is used as a container... ..

Minami - Kisame Kisame

Finally I have reached my number one idol, the most handsome guy in the history of Naruto - Brother Kisame. Let me talk about the standards of this handsome guy first. , the most indispensable thing is the height (envy). Asuma is only 190.8CM, Jiraiya is only 191.2CM, look at Kisame's 195CM (see Book of Fighting P172 for details), you said you don't care about half of the disabled (that is, the dwarf) It's not a shame to call him handsome. Don't just talk about his height. His hair style is full of murderous looks. You can see the arrogance in the dark color of his head of straight blue hair. That's a little bit different, but it's much better than the big snake that has neither yin nor yang. If you don't cover your face, maybe you can compete with him for handsomeness. There's no need to talk about how handsome he is. There are poems to prove it:

Scorpion in the Past Itachiden,

Puppet Amaterasu,

Hidan Kakuzu,

Religious money,

The young handsome man of the generation,

The cute Xiaodi,

only knows how to make explosives,

excellent,

number of handsome guys,

Also look at Kisame...

North - Kakuzu

Since Kakashi, covering the face has become a fashion for handsome guys. First there was bandage and then Buza, Then there is the Uchiha family member with a high collar, half-hiding his face with his lute in his arms. He is handsome only when he is hidden and tucked in. I can’t comment on his appearance because of his mask, but his character is so handsome. You say women love him. Money is called greed and vanity, and it is possible to become a chicken (brothers whose girlfriends love money, be careful, maybe a cuckold will...), a man who loves money is called a self-motivated person, and that is called a hard worker. , that kind of man is a good man, a successful man. Do you think those men are called men who rely on their good looks and take pride in defrauding girls? It doesn’t cost anything to say love words of eternal love. You If you don’t want bread but want love, I’ll count you as infatuated. If you still want to live alone, I advise you to marry someone like Kakuzu-nii.

San——Hidan

When I met Brother Hidan, I felt like I had met a confidant. To be honest, I am a very good-natured person. I didn’t expect God and AB to send me such a handsome fellow. Let’s take a look at his appearance first. , at first glance, he looked like a handsome Western guy. At first, I thought he looked a bit like the steel rod master in "The Little Master of China", so I thought his hair was blond. Later, on the first page of the comic book, I found out that it was white. Call him a handsome guy, carry a big scythe on his back, and hang a cross (that doesn’t seem to be the case~ oh, it’s almost the same), and he looks a bit like an angel (phew, do angels have scythes~ You don’t care, I like to write like this) ), at a glance, you can tell that Hidan appears to save MM's soul, and he can also use talk to solve the battle. This is called a true gentleman. What is the so-called gentleman who talks but doesn't do anything? How many words can he still say even when he is being fucked by the second tail? It's a cold joke, this is called staying calm in times of crisis and having the style of a general, and you will surely achieve great success in the future.

Jade - Scorpion of Red Sand (original)

Men need more care. This sentence is undoubtedly reflected in Mr. Scorpion. You see, people even marry others just to show off their faces. None of them have been done. A 40-year-old uncle is no different from a 20-year-old boy. Compared with Orochi's once every three years, Scorpion-sama can be regarded as a radical cure. Unfortunately, he hid in the puppet Fei Liuhu at first, causing everyone to misunderstand him. He was a super ugly man, and when he came out later, he became fan material. It is said that the symbol on the chest of the scorpion can be changed into any puppet. That means that as long as there is a more handsome person, he will kill him. As a human puppet, he can also look like other people, but Mr. Scorpion is a natural beauty. He has been so handsome since he was a child, and has not changed in decades. He can be called the perfect handsome man.

Jade - Ah Fei (present)

It is not a sin to talk too much, but being mean will definitely lead to ruin. Look at Hidan brother, although he talks a lot, his sentences are classic, so there are so many fans, and he even got the nickname of Head and Shoulders (Hai-many Fei-Hidan Silk-fans, many fans of Hidan). You said A Fei, this kid, don’t talk nonsense if you don’t have the strength. Look at Little D. He gets angry and uses his life-threatening scissor kicks. Real Buddhas are all angry. What’s wrong with following Jue’s teachings? You imitate others’ quietness. Do you have any depth? He wants to chatter endlessly, and even escaped quickly when fighting the Three-Tails. This kind of person is really... and they say he is Obito. I firmly believe that it must be Obito who was severely hit (Obito died The first half of his body was crushed, but A Fei didn't show any of his body, either the mask or the gloves, which I personally think is a problem. Could it be that his master, the Fourth Generation, hit his face with a Rasengan? )