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try to save a little only to lose a lot
I tried to open my eyes, yawned constantly, folded the quilt, and then walked dimly to the door.
When I came to the playground, my classmates had picked up their books and started reading aloud. Listening to Lang Lang's reading, I can't help reading. When the music started, the students immediately clenched their fists, put them on their waists and ran. But the team still
On and off, many students didn't have time to brake and ran into the classmates in front.
When passing the rostrum, the Sports Commission began to shout slogans, but the girls' voices drowned out the boys' voices, and some people simply stopped shouting. Because of this, the students in our class deducted a lot of points.
After running for two laps, the students were relieved. They were about to go back when the teacher came slowly. Many students felt that the situation was wrong and could not help swallowing. Sure enough, the teacher was very dissatisfied with our running practice and severely criticized us. He said: "Some students have a bad mental outlook and wriggle around like bugs." Then imitate the movements of classmates. Many people couldn't help laughing at his antics.
Listen: turn right and run. The students immediately turned around and followed the teacher's instructions, but the pace was still irregular and fast. A lap is no different from just now. The teacher was very dissatisfied and asked us to run the second lap. Many students frowned and sighed. With the password of "12 1", students try to adjust their pace, which is much better than before, but the pace is still fast. After the second lap, many students were panting, their legs were weak, and there was no one over the playground. The teacher finally let us go back to the classroom.
Because of this, our morning self-study is ten minutes less than others, which is enough to recite a classical Chinese. Because we didn't run well in morning exercises, we lost such precious time for self-study in the morning. It's really penny wise and pound foolish. You must adjust your mental outlook in the future and don't have such a thing again.
Penny wise and pound foolish composition 2 "Look at what you have done wrong and don't take it seriously." Mother made her lion roar for the nth time. I must have miscalculated the result when I did this problem. So is mom. Isn't this a result? The calculation is wrong. I hope I can pay attention next time. It's not that I can't count. It's a storm in a teacup!
At dinner, my mother said to me, "If you don't change this careless habit, you will definitely suffer a big loss in the exam." "I said yes, but I didn't care in my heart, so absolutely, as if she were a prophet!
The mid-term exam is coming to an end, and it's time to announce the results. I came to school full of joy. This exam is a piece of cake for me, and the first position in my class belongs to me! Thinking like this, I am more and more proud.
The result was beyond my expectation. I lost three points in Chinese, mathematics and English, which directly led to my ranking becoming fifth. See the mistakes in the test paper? I have to admit, my mother is really a prophet. Chinese is because the word "dog" is a little missing. Mathematics is a calculation error. English is a letter without a word. Small mistakes that are usually ignored are fatal in the exam!
Pay attention to the problem at ordinary times, be careful, and you won't lose three points in vain and miss the first place!
This is just a small exam. What about the college entrance examination? That was the moment that decided the fate of my life!
I must remember my mistake this time. Don't ignore any small flaws at ordinary times. So as not to lose big because of small. Butterfly in the rain
Three weeks later, Little Monkey Xuan walked home and found a lot of soybeans on the ground, so he picked them up and held them in his hand, thinking happily: I will take them home to my mother, and she will praise me!
Suddenly, a shiny thing on the ground flashed before his eyes. "What baby is it?" The little monkey stopped, put down the soybean, turned around, bent down, picked up the golden "baby" and thought, "If this thing is really a baby, it will definitely fetch a good price, so I can run to the Monkey King?"
The little monkey named Jessica Hester Hsuan was very happy. She took this thing in her hand and watched it again and again. Then a group of chickens came and saw soybeans on the ground. They were overjoyed and said, "What luck! I actually found soybeans! " Chickens shouted, "Chickens, hurry up!" " There are soybeans over there. "Chickens rushed up to eat, one didn't finish eating, afraid of not having enough to eat, so they pecked the second one. In a short time, the soybeans were eaten up.
The little monkey looked at the "baby" carefully again and found that this shiny thing was just a broken glass! He dropped the cup in disappointment, then turned around and scratched his head in doubt and said, "Where's my soybean?" The little monkey looked around again: "It turned out that you smelly chickens stole my soybeans." When the chicken saw the little monkey coming, it quickly spread its wings and flew away. The little monkey stamped his foot with anger, and the oriole in the tree laughed at him and said, "Little monkey, you are so stupid!" " Picked up sesame seeds and lost watermelon. "
The little monkey said sadly, "you bad orioles, don't laugh at me." I won't do it again. "
Composition 4 "There are Tiananmen Square, Di 'anmen Gate, Peace Gate and Xuanwu Gate in Beijing ..." Whenever I recite tongue twisters, I feel a burst of regret. Yes, if I don't look at my mobile phone and go out to play, then my eloquence can't be reduced from level 8 to level 7.
This matter has to start from last year. That day, I was very excited, because tomorrow is the day of the exam, and the victory or defeat depends on tomorrow.
When I got up the next day, I planned to go to the examination room early and read the test paper for a while, but who can get out of the warm quilt like paradise on earth? I'm afraid there is only that multifunctional repeater. I think a minute is also a minute. But in an hour, he was so insignificant that it took me half an hour to get up. After getting up, wow! Spirited Away is being shown on TV, which is an animation with unique Japanese significance. I watched it for a while and drove away reluctantly.
Halfway to Longfeng Street, huh? Fried chestnuts, the last time I ate them was four days ago. I went there again and bought a packet of fried chestnuts. A bow, looked at his watch, half past one, no! The exam starts at two o'clock. I ran towards the examination room like a sprint, but I couldn't catch up. Yes, take a taxi! There is a taxi next to it. I waved to him and he climbed over. (About 50 miles) All the way, I kept urging. In fact, the cars on both sides are like snails compared with him. ) When I got there, I threw the money into his arms and the doors were open. I shouted, "Keep the change."
When I arrived at the examination room, I panted, "Liu …" Liu Teting. ""No ... Liu Zemin. "
"Sorry, you were brushed."
"Brush the past! No way! I was only four minutes late. "
"Four minutes is also four minutes."
After some persuasion, I can finally take the CET-7.
"You learn from your mistakes." Through this lesson, I understand: if you want to do a good job, you must be prepared, and you can't lose it because of small things such as entertainment.
The so-called "As the saying goes, a levee of a thousand miles will collapse in an ant nest". "Small problems are not corrected in time, which will lead to big trouble, and we can't lose big because of small things.
The ancients said that "playing with things makes you tired". If you are too addicted to what you admire, you will lose your positive ambition. In the Spring and Autumn Period, Wei Yigong was a good crane and died, which was a typical plaything.
Wei Yigong likes cranes, so he sends soldiers to catch cranes everywhere. The palace was full of cranes, so he collected money from the people for construction and expansion, and the people complained.
One day, when Wang Wei attacked Wei Yigong, Wei Yigong was shocked by the news and ordered conscription. Tired of being bullied by Wei Yigong stars, people shouted, "Don't you like cranes? Let your crane fight! " As a result, Wei Yigong died under the scalpel.
Wei Yigong's plaything weariness not only perished because of plaything, but also lost his life and gained it. It's just people's contempt, not worthy of pity.
In life, people can't lose their temper just because they are in a bad mood, otherwise they will lose big because of small things. Once, I was like this. ...
That day, I was in a bad mood because my mother criticized me. When I got to school, people asked me, but I ignored them. One of my best classmates came to see me. He took my hand and said kindly, "Come on, I've been waiting for you for a long time. Don't be angry. " But my temper broke out and I shouted, "didn't I say no?" I won't play with anyone you want. "He was very unhappy to see me like this. When he left, he said," I didn't expect you to break up like this. " "Break up and break up." I said grumpily, in this way, I lost the trust of a good friend and broke his heart. The teacher once said that hurting others is like nailing a nail in others' hearts. Even if you pull out this nail, you can't heal the scar left in your heart. Because my mother criticized me, I took it out on my classmates and lost my good friend for such a trivial matter. Alas, it's really not worth it!
Don't make a big mistake because of a small matter, or you will regret it!
Life is life, and some things are doomed. Some people always want to covet that little profit, but they lose a lot because of the little. No one dares to admit that he didn't lose big because of small things! Because we are always greedy and want to take shortcuts in everything. I also want to covet more things, even a little. And I am no exception, sometimes I lose a lot because of small things.
I remember it was a golden autumn, and my family was very busy, and things were always too late. So I was "used" Sweep the floor, clean the table, mop the floor ... Yes, there are clothes hanging on the balcony! Speaking of which, I'm really sad!
I went to the balcony and looked at rows of clothes. I'm so dazzled! The variety of clothes is dazzling! There are pajamas, coats, socks, shorts ... countless. I'll weigh it with my eyes first. I think I'll take it three times. Alas, alas. I am really tired. I can't help but feel my parents sweating and panting when they collect clothes. In a blink of an eye, I have packed the clothes I brought for the second time. I looked at the rest of the clothes and cheered up again!
I put the clothes in my hand one by one. In a short time, the clothes in my hand were piled like a hill, and I used up all my strength. Just as I was about to go downstairs, I found that two clothes were confiscated. I thought: I only need those two pieces. I'll take them away by the way, so I don't have to come up again. I walked there slowly, with clothes in one hand and clothes on the shelf in the other.
I heard a bang, and most of the clothes fell to the ground! I quickly squatted down to pick it up. It doesn't matter if I don't pick it up. As soon as I picked up my clothes, I threw them on the floor! It's really the first time to do something, and bad things happen again and again!
I'm here to remind students not to be too greedy! Enough is enough. Don't cause big losses for small interests.
Because of a small loss, it was the summer vacation, and the pickup truck was sent to my grandfather's house in the country by my parents. He was very happy at the thought of catching small fish by the stream, catching fireflies in the grass and catching cicadas in the trees.
Grandpa's family also has a big vegetable garden with all kinds of vegetables: green cucumbers, red tomatoes, long pods ... what a "botanical garden"!
One day, grandpa asked the van to water the vegetable garden. Suddenly, he found many small holes in the leaves of a Chinese cabbage. He bent down and looked at it carefully. Oh, my God-there is a long and thin caterpillar crawling on it to eat young leaves! I saw that the caterpillar's little head kept drawing circles, and in a short time, a small hole appeared on the leaf!
Pickup looked at the hateful caterpillar and scratched his head. What can I do? Grandpa's hard-earned cabbage will be wasted! Pickup got up the courage and stretched out two fingers, trying to catch the caterpillar and throw it away. However, at the sight of the caterpillar's hair, I shudder: I'm so scared, I'm so scared! This bug can't be caught by hand, and it will definitely bite me! What should we do?
Pickup had a brainwave: bugs? What animals like to eat bugs? Oh, great! How do I remember that there is a mighty rooster in grandpa's house? The pickup truck immediately turned and ran to the henhouse.
After a while, I saw a big cock in his arms. The pickup truck leaned against the cock's ear and said something. The cock held his head high and walked towards the Chinese cabbage! It held its head high and pointed its mouth at the cabbage, which was a fierce peck! I only heard the sound of "scratching". Pickup looked at it calmly, dumbfounded, motionless, staring straight at the rooster, and his eyes almost popped out: Oh, my God! Just now, there was only a bare stem left in that Chinese cabbage! Pickup covered his face with his hand: "Now, the Chinese cabbage that Grandpa worked so hard to grow is really wasted!" " "
In the hot summer, the watermelons planted by Bear's family gradually matured.
One day, mother bear said to little bear, "Little bear, mother has something to do, and she wants you to pick some big watermelons in the watermelon field." After picking them, you send them to Sister Goat's house. " The bear promised, "OK, no problem." The bear was so happy that he thought, "This is the first time my mother has arranged something for me. I must successfully complete this task. "
Bear trotted to the watermelon field with his own small laundry basket. It carefully selected two big watermelons, carefully put them in a small laundry list, and then carried the small laundry list to Sister Goat's house. Bear walked and thought, "These two big round watermelons I carefully selected must be delicious. Sister goat will be very happy to eat them. " The more the bear thinks about it, the more excited he is. When he was walking, the bear suddenly saw a round and red cherry on the ground in front of him. Bear remembers that Sister Goat just bought a bag of cherries today. This cherry must have been dropped by Sister Goat. Without thinking, the bear bent down to pick up the cherry and prepared to give it back to Sister Goat. At this moment, he forgot to carry a watermelon on his back. As a result, before his hand touched the cherry, the watermelon behind him rolled down from the small basket and fell to the ground at once. The bear heard two crunches and saw all the watermelons broken.
When the bear saw the watermelon broken, he cried sadly and said, "This is really bad. I didn't finish the task given by my mother, and sister goat couldn't eat watermelon. "
You must think twice before you do something, and you can't rush into it, and the result is not worth the candle.
One morning, the weather was fine, the sun was shining and the sky was blue. The little monkey came to the forest alone to feed. The forest is surrounded by green trees. The flowers are red and the grass is green.
After a while, the little monkey grabbed a handful of soybeans and skipped out of the forest. It thought, "Great, we can have a good meal with our friends again." He blushed like an apple with joy. Suddenly, it saw some soybeans in the grass. It quickly put aside the soybeans in its hand and ran to the grass.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he bent down, a group of chickens suddenly ran out of the tree and stared at the beans that the little monkey had just put aside. A leading little black chicken shouted, "Obana Xiaobai, there are many beans here. Come and eat. " Chickens came running to enjoy delicious food. In the blink of an eye, the beans were completely eaten by the chicken. Little Lace said, "It's delicious!" " "
When the little monkey tried his best to pick up the beans in the grass, he turned around and looked shocked. "Oh, you chickens have eaten all the beans I have worked so hard to pick up!" "The little monkey haven't say that finish, the chickens ran away in a hurry. The little monkey was so angry that he thought, "Well, this wonderful lunch has gone to waste. "
At this time, the little monkey found two birds gloating at it on the branch and said angrily, "What are you looking at!" " The bird smiled and said, "Who told you to throw a handful of beans aside for a few small beans?" Isn't that penny wise and pound foolish? "The little monkey lowered his head and was so angry that he couldn't speak, so he had to leave empty-handed.
Son, we can't pick up sesame seeds and lose watermelon like little monkeys. When you encounter something, you must clearly understand the situation before making a decision, so as to avoid penny wise and pound foolish.
It's common that you can't find sesame seeds and lose watermelons. Some people covet small interests and lose big because of small ones. We are always insatiable and want to take shortcuts. What do you want, even a little? I am no exception. I also have the experience of penny wise and pound foolish.
It was a late autumn night and my family was very busy. So I was used. Sweep the floor, clean the table, mop the floor … and collect the clothes! I get angry when I say this!
Walking on the balcony and looking at rows of clothes dazzled me! The variety of clothes is dazzling! Shirts, coats, socks, shorts … countless. I weighed it with my eyes and decided to take it in four times.
I am really tired. I finally understand that elders are sweating and panting when they collect clothes. In a blink of an eye, I have packed the clothes I brought for the third time. I looked at the rest of the clothes and cheered up again.
I put the clothes in my hand one by one. After a while, the clothes in my hand were piled like a hill, and I was so tired that I was about to collapse. Just as I was about to go downstairs, I found two clothes left beside me.
I thought to myself: I only need those two pieces. I'll take them by the way to save another trip. I am proud of my cleverness. I walked slowly, holding clothes in one hand and reaching for clothes on the shelf in the other.
I heard a "wow" before I arrived, and most of my clothes fell to the ground! I quickly squatted down and picked it up again. It doesn't matter if I don't answer it. As soon as I picked it up, all my clothes fell on the floor. It's the first time to do everything, and bad things happen again and again! Alas!
From such a small thing, I know: people should not be too greedy, just enough is enough. Don't cause big losses for small interests. What a shame to lose because of a trivial matter!
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