Who do you think is the funniest person?

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I had a roommate in college who was known as the Internet God. He hung out in major Internet cafes around the school all year round. Occasionally, he would show up in the dormitory like a dragonfly. Until his sophomore year, he couldn't even recognize the school building.

One day at noon, everyone in the dormitory came back from class, and suddenly found the Internet God lying on his bed. Since I needed the Internet God’s care in a certain game, I paid some stupid attention: "Hey, Master, Are you back? Have you had lunch?"

The master slowly woke up from his deep sleep, looked at me and other onlookers with a look of care for mentally retarded children, and yawned deeply. , after squeezing out a big eye guano from the corner of his eye, he said slowly: "Eating? How can we eat if we don't have money to go online?"

Since I know that the Internet God's living expenses will not arrive for a few days, I can often use a bowl of instant noodles, a bag of steamed buns and other food and grass from the internet god to change into a magical costume that I would never dream of... One day, I was wandering around the main city wearing a magical costume, and was picked up by netizens. When I saw it, I ran over to watch with envy.

"Brother, you are awesome, you spent a lot of money, right?"

"Haha, where is it, drizzle~~"

"That's it. Drizzle? I really envy you rich people~~"

Judging from the envious and excited words of everyone, they really don’t know that these magical clothes were indeed exchanged for Drizzle...

——This should be divided into parts——

A few days later, a rat infestation suddenly started in the dormitory at night, and every night there were rats gnawing on something and making loud banging noises. Occasionally, mice can be heard rummaging through plastic, making a maddening squeaking sound. This mouse seems to be very smart. Sticky boards, mouse traps, etc. are completely ineffective. Even after several days of trapping, not even a single hair was caught. Until one night, everyone who had been harassed by banging noises for several days couldn't bear it anymore. They angrily set up their flashlights and prepared to hunt mice. Suddenly, they found the Internet God sitting upright on the bed, having stayed up most of the night, holding a handful of melon seeds in his hand. Eat it with gusto...

Stay up late at night eating melon seeds? What rhythm is this?

The internet god looked at us with an expression that said, "Are you making such a big fuss"? His eyes reflected a long green light under the light of the flashlight, which was very scary. Just when everyone was about to freeze in the awkward atmosphere, the internet god spit out the melon seed shells in his mouth and explained, "I was so hungry that I couldn't sleep at night. There happened to be a roasting shop at the back door of the school destroying expired melon seeds, so I went I asked for some to come back to supplement my nutrition. Did I disturb you? Then I went to the toilet to eat it!" So under the attention of everyone, the Internet God squatted in the toilet with a big bag of expired melon seeds. Slowly went away. I didn’t know until then that if people don’t eat for a week, they will really be so hungry that their eyes will glow green...

——Another cut——

At the beginning of the month, the Internet God disappears as soon as he gets money. Before leaving, I soaked a bunch of clothes that had been worn for a month in a bucket, poured in half a pack of washing powder, and covered a basin. I said that when I came back next time, I could rinse them with clean water and dry them.

At the end of the month, the internet god who had run out of ammunition appeared in the dormitory again with a large bag of expired melon seeds. He was unkempt and bearded. He wore the same yellow short-sleeved T-shirt he had worn when he left. Now it has turned black, and its hardness is estimated to be able to withstand AK47 fire. His hair has grown so long that it almost covers his mouth. He exudes a mysterious masculine aura. Anyone who dares to come within 1 meter of it will definitely be intoxicated. In this breath, you can never wake up.

The Internet God is a low-key young man. This image of a king can only be displayed on his throne in the corner of the Internet cafe. When he returns to the dormitory, he still has to live an ordinary life, so he thinks of himself The bucket of clothes that I pickled before leaving.

The internet god walked slowly in flip-flops to the bucket he placed at the door of the toilet, with a rare tenderness in his eyes, just like a father opening his eyes under the tree before marrying his daughter. The daughter Hong who has been buried for eighteen years.

With a "bang" sound, the Internet God kicked open the washbasin covering the bucket, and then a prehistoric force spurted out from the bucket! Several brothers who were too close were immediately hit by the powerful aura, causing their blood to surge, and they almost went crazy. It felt like being hit on the head with a heavy hammer, making it impossible to breathe in an instant.

Countless flies swarmed up from the bucket and hovered on the ceiling, like a small dark cloud. There is still a layer of white stuff floating in the bucket, squirming...

"Maggots! A bucket full of maggots! Ahhhhh, don't come over!" The room director leaned closer. , broke down in an instant and ran away through the door in tears. The rest of the people had also retreated to the door of the dormitory, huddled together like frightened chickens, waiting to see how the Net God would clean up the mess.

The Internet God didn't say anything. He stared at the bucket for a long time, sniffed the armor on his body, and sighed: "Forget it, I don't want it anymore, just throw it away!" After that, he picked up the bucket. Entered the toilet. Accompanied by the sound of rushing water, the voice of the Internet God came: "Children, dad can't support you, so you can go away! Dad will give you shit later, and you can go on your way after you are full!"

A few days later, the Internet God put on that hard T-shirt and once again embarked on the journey to become a strong man, leaving only the breath of a strong man and a pile of musty-smelling melon seed shells. It made everyone so excited that they couldn't sleep at night.

————Epilogue————

As expected, the internet god postponed his graduation due to failing too many subjects. In his fifth year, he unexpectedly changed his attitude and immersed himself in studying. After not reading a few pages of textbooks in four years, he passed all the make-up exams and received his diploma. The current internet god has quit the internet for many years and has become a glorious people's teacher. He is also married to a beautiful wife. He has a happy family and a successful career and has won many honors.

In the blink of an eye, it has been 10 years since we graduated from college. Each of us will take many detours due to our youth, but how many people can make the detour like the Internet God?

We often have some friends around us who often liven up the atmosphere, tell some fun jokes, or even do embarrassing things for ourselves. Let’s take an example from my friend.

I have a friend, because his surname is Wang, so we all call him Lao Wang. Lao Wang often does a lot of things to entertain everyone inadvertently.

Lao Wang is the kind of girl who is slightly fat. Everyone knows that girls think they are fat, so they keep talking about losing weight. For a while, Lao Wang was obsessed with losing weight, and finally made up his mind. He didn't eat dinner for several days. Finally, less than a week later, Lao Wang began to have auditory hallucinations in his ears, and began to have constant tinnitus. This situation lasted for a long time. . At first, Lao Wang always thought that he had treated himself badly, so his body started to complain, and then his ears started to ring. Sure enough, because of this tinnitus incident, Lao Wang once again stopped her weight loss plan. Also because of this incident, Lao Wang never lost weight again.

Lao Wang and I are roommates. Our university major is civil engineering. As one of the few girls in the class, Lao Wang set the flag early during my internship in my senior year. Do not go to the construction site for internship. And sure enough, Lao Wang became the only girl among all the girls in our class to go to the construction site for internship! Lao Wang's internship project happened to be building a substation. In Lao Wang's words, she went to a deserted place and felt isolated from the world for a long time.

There are too many interesting things about Lao Wang, so I won’t go into details. I’m attaching a beautiful picture of Lao Wang carefully doing a photoshoot for himself!

When it comes to this, I feel like I have a say.

It was probably around 2012, when I was in normal school. The school days were really not ordinary. At that time, there was a counselor named Guo. I won’t mention his name here, he is a very nice person and very funny.

At that time, most of us lived on campus. So it was a closed school, and there was an afternoon break. A few of our friends were chatting in the playground. After chatting for a while, we felt boring. I just said let’s go out and surf the Internet, and the result was a response. When we were jumping over the wall one by one, the counselor saw us. Just yelling from behind, what are you doing? He deliberately ran in small steps and pretended to be chasing us.

The next day arrived. We went to the playground to play again. The counselor walked here intentionally or unintentionally. As he passed us, he pretended to talk to himself and said: "Yesterday I saw a few dishonest children jumping over the wall. I don't know what they were doing. Don't let me see it, otherwise my legs will be tied up for you." superior".

Another time my buddy was in a bad mood and had to drag me to drink in a restaurant. Finally, he drank until he was unconscious. I don’t know how to get back to the dormitory. The two slept together all day. Vomited all over the floor.

Just when the counselor came to inspect the dormitory, he said as soon as he opened the door: "Let me go, you have wasted so much of the country's food essence. Next time I will let you eat it all."

He It’s always next time and next time. The cream of the crop of interesting souls. A tribute to my counselor...

Just in time to tell something related to April Fools' Day.

When I was in school, one April Fool’s Day, the monitor told me that the English teacher asked me to go to the office, but I actually went. Then when I got to the office, the English teacher looked confused and said that no one called me. ah. So I felt that I had been cheated, so I went back and said to the squad leader, "Okay, I was tricked by you.", and then the squad leader replied with a confused look, "No, I really asked you to go.", I said directly at that time, "No. I just came back and wanted to lie to me." At this time, the English teacher suddenly came over and said "Happy April Fool's Day" to us.

Come on, are all adults so bad now? ?

I hope you don’t mind answering the question unsolicited!

What kind of person is the funniest?

This question is both simple and difficult. Some people inadvertently cause a very funny incident, while some people do an interesting thing carefully, which may not necessarily be funny.

What kind of person is the funniest? You have to discover this in your daily life. You will find that there are always a few funny people around you, but you just haven’t noticed it. But you can find it in your daily life. If you listen more, you can quickly find out what kind of people around you are funny. Here I will share with you some characteristics of some funny "people".

1: People who speak more humorously - This kind of people usually have a cheerful personality and strong psychology. Sometimes when you see people around you who are worried or unhappy, they will always think of ways to make you laugh and improve your mood through language, humor or actions. This type of person usually exists in every team. It just depends on whether you will find out

2: People who can joke - This type of people usually lighten the surrounding atmosphere through some joking topics. The changes in the hearts and words of these people are very powerful. However, there is also a disadvantage in saying this, that is, some people usually cannot stand the topic of jokes and are often very angry, so it is better not to say too much about this type of people. It’s not worth it if you lose a friend just because of a joke.

3: Weird behavior and sharp language - There is no need to say more about this type of people, they often have the most funny time At most, this is also related to personality. Often an inadvertent action or language will form a funny thing. Such people are often not very psychologically strong. More or less, they all have a little bit of self-regulation. You will meet a lot of such people in life, so pay more attention when you meet them.

Here are a few funny things that you can read.

1. I have a particularly powerful ability to always find things before people throw them away. But the police insisted that this was called stealing.

2. My best friend had a toothache and decided to have the diseased tooth extracted. I went to a nearby small dental clinic with my best friend who was holding her cheek and moaning. When the dentist brother examined my best friend, she screamed in pain. . The eldest brother wiped the sweat from his head and said to me: Go out and call some neighbors over. Your sister-in-law is not at home. I am afraid of misunderstanding.

3. After the class beauty graduated, she started her own business and opened a store. I got up early and worked late every day. I had a crush on her and went to her store. While chatting, I said to her, why are you so tired? Just say a word and I will support you. you. The class beauty said with tears in her eyes: "The reason why I work so hard is because I'm afraid of falling into the hands of people like you.

4. When I was watching a palace drama with my best friend, I asked my best friend: Look, how can I fall into the hands of someone like you? How many episodes can I survive in the palace with my IQ? But my best friend said: With your figure and appearance, you still want to enter the palace?

I think I am the funniest person! > I was still the same age two years ago, and now I am 20 or 20. For me, who has a cheerful personality, my smile is gradually disappearing!

Fortunately, I have a girlfriend who I love deeply. It really corresponds to the sentence "At the most helpless age, I met you who I want to take care of for the rest of my life." Every day, I bump around like a headless fly, always thinking about when I can get rich and give her an ideal. life.

I have started to suffer from insomnia recently and am very anxious! I want to succeed and I work hard. I always think too much and want too much! Am I very funny, haha...

I think the funniest people fall into the following three categories. Let’s take a look and see if any of you are the same!

The first category: People who cannot speak clearly but think very quickly. There should be a few such people around each of us. One reason for unclear articulation may be congenital, such as what we call a big tongue. Another reason is that the local pronunciation is relatively heavy. Some people refer to eating as "sucking rice", and talking about talents as "winning talents". We say it as "naked people", and Feng Guo refers to it as "mad dog". Telling you a story is said to be "picking up dog poop and giving you a lick." etc.

The second category: People with special looks, that is, people whose facial features are not ordinary. Even if these people don't mean what they say, they are more funny to others. What ordinary people say is true. This kind of person's mouth will become very interesting and funny.

The third category: children. Today's children have a better living environment, accept more new things, and are smarter. Many times what they say surprises adults and they have unexpected topics. It will be endless joy to have a few such children around you.

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I think anyone who is funny must play a role or character that makes you feel funny. I have watched three seasons of "The Comedian" and I have watched the behind-the-scenes footage every time. Some comedians stay up for several days in a row for the show.

I feel like there are people who insist on rehearsing even though they are sick. You can say they do it to make money, but they stick with it just to show the audience.

I remember one time, Song Xiaobao played a primitive man. When someone was carrying him through a cave, he hit the entrance of the cave and fell from above. The assistant pulled him into the cave. When I watched it, I thought it was the plot of the show. Unexpectedly, after the performance of the show, it was said outside the film that he was rushed to the hospital. After examination, his waist was fractured.

I feel like he was held up by the microphone hanging on his waist and suffered a fracture. An ordinary person would never be able to hold on, but for the sake of the show and the audience, he still endured the severe pain and continued to perform until the end. , everyone thought that the scene just now was just for fun.

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Well... there is no one who finds it the funniest!

Many people nowadays are funny just for the sake of deliberately being funny!

A true master of humor just uses his own way to express funny things in daily life, and achieves the effect of making people laugh~

This is rare, And it will have its own unique style, which requires a certain sense of humor

Just like the same joke or joke, if different people express it, the effect will be different!

This is what is called humor, a kind of charm!

I believe everyone has the same feeling. If you like a certain person's style, you will feel that everything he does is funny!

Anyone who can develop such a unique style is a very powerful comedy master!

Personally, I like Mr. Bean! And these cuties from Taomen! Hehe

Former Teacher Zhao also liked Funny Master very much!

Papi also likes it~ Hehe

I don’t think any kind of person is funny.

Because any funny person must be the role or character they play to make you feel funny.

I have watched three seasons of "Comedians", and I have watched the behind-the-scenes footage every time. Some comedians stayed up for several days in a row for the show. Some people still insist on rehearsing even though they are sick. You can say they do it to make money, but they stick with it just to show the audience.

I remember one time, Song Xiaobao played a primitive man. When someone was carrying him through a cave, he hit the entrance of the cave and fell from above. The assistant pulled him into the cave. When I watched it, I thought it was the plot of the show. Unexpectedly, after the performance of the show, it was said outside the film that he was rushed to the hospital. After examination, his waist was fractured. The reason was that he was held up by the wheat hanging around his waist. Broken bones, an ordinary person would never be able to hold on, but for the sake of the show and the audience, he still endured the severe pain and persisted in performing, knowing that it was over. After knowing the end, everyone thought that the scene just happened was for fun.

People who are funny do it because they love it.

There are not so many people in real life who want to be laughed at. As Jia Ling said: "But I really like it."