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Never buy anything on Taobao.
Number one: drugs.
I bought a bottle of eye drops in Taobao last time, mainly because the price was cheaper. Some eye drops are too expensive, a small bottle is only a dozen yuan. I bought the most 18, but I usually use 12. It's too expensive!
I bought it from Taobao. It tastes a little different when I bought it. I don't feel like water in my eyes. I asked the seller, and the seller told me that it was made by the manufacturer. If you don't believe me, you can go to a testing institution for testing. If you leave one, you will lose ten.
Now sellers know that you can't spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to test a thing. What would they say? If you don't believe me, go to Taobao and have a look. It's all like this! But I'm sure it's fake!
So, don't buy any medicine on Taobao, even if it's fun. Don't be afraid of losing face, but go to a physical store to buy it. Because even if Taobao is a flagship store, it may not be true.
Second: valuables.
I haven't bought this, but I also know that I can never buy it on Taobao. You can buy it for a few dollars, but don't buy it if it is expensive. Those things that say "A goods, B goods and C goods from Myanmar" can't be read clearly in your own hands, let alone through a network. People can use PS mito or something.
This kind of thing is extremely expensive, and there are thousands of them easily. If you buy one or two on it, it's true. Never buy one on it.
Don't trust those who say there is a special sale. It is impossible to discount valuables. Anyone who has been to a specialty store knows that it is generally impossible to significantly reduce the price. Gold has gone up and down, and jade is absolutely impossible to significantly reduce the price. In Ma Yun's words: You want 200 yuan to buy a watch, and you don't believe it yourself.
Third: vietnamese brides.
Taobao can be said to be almost omnipotent. Not only can you have food, clothing, housing and transportation, but now even your wife can buy it.
But never buy it. First of all, how to deliver is a problem. Besides, if people run away, where will you find them? This kind of thing is common! Don't give your hard-earned money to others to raise a wife.
Before buying, calm down and go to Baidu Baidu. How many news reports say that people have run away and people and money are empty? ...
Fourth: big items
Such as electrical appliances, sofas, beds and other large items, don't buy them on Taobao, and so do other websites. First, the logistics is stumbling, and you have no idea what it looks like to get it in your own hands; Secondly, the buyer show is different from the seller show. You look beautiful. Maybe it's a little spicy. Besides, people just sell things and won't help you assemble them. What you bought back is only the disassembled parts, and you have to assemble them yourself. If you want someone to help you assemble them, you have to spend extra money.
Fifth: fresh.
I saw some local chickens and ducks on sale, and I don't think I should buy them either. Because express delivery can't deliver live animals, I don't know how they deliver them. If you buy fruit, some of them are ok. I bought jackfruit and mango in Taobao, both of which are good. But if it's fish, shrimp or something, I don't think we should buy it. If the seller doesn't make ice cubes, everything you receive is basically rotten. ...
In a word, you can't buy everything on Taobao. You'd better use your head when buying! Look at Baidu if you don't understand. Don't believe those favorable comments on Taobao. There are so many favorable comments on Taobao that you can't tell who is real and who is fake.
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