A Q's Brief Introduction to Grandpa Zhao's New Biography

Grandpa Zhao doesn't like reading very much

Oh, no, actually, I can't read. But this did not prevent him from becoming a great-grandfather. It's better than Zhao's tractor.

Now that you are a great-grandfather, it is inevitable to visit the city. Is illiterate. No one in the village dares to joke, let alone in the city.

Grandpa Zhao, just to be on the safe side, forced Mr. Kong Yiji, a rural scholar, to solemnly award a large plaque of "erudition" in front of the pub, which actually kept the poor and pedantic people in the city out of the door.

Grandpa Zhao loves listening to music, and Zhao Jiatang will keep going all day. This is nothing at all. People always have a little hobby, right?

Unexpectedly, when Grandpa Zhao was happy, the yellow-faced woman at home was gone, and he also helped the enchanting hero. This is the point of that.

Because he can't read, Grandpa Zhao always makes jokes when he goes to town. It seems that he has read some picture books in the city. Although he didn't know what was painted in the book, he remembered the title of the book, so he would brag every time he met a master in the city, but the people in the village almost laughed their heads off.

Zhao Gonggong returned to the village and gave the drummer a slap in the face. In a rage, he almost broke the leg of the bellboy.

These two men almost died of injustice. If you can't read, you are free to talk nonsense. It is our fault that we are in trouble. ...

However, that illiterate and full of nonsense grandfather is also a grandfather. After all, there are machines that drag and pull.

Two people struggle for seven days and seven nights, and finally an epiphany:

In Zhaozhuang, there is absolutely no doubt about Uncle Zhao. All the poor people who disagree are bastards with ulterior motives. ...

If Grandpa Zhao says that the sun rises in the west, his old man's house has a point. People in the natural village and outsiders are stupid and don't understand. ...

This requires more publicity in the morning and evening to ensure that the Zhuang people believe that the sun really comes out in the west.

As the saying goes, you can't wear everything. As a result, Great grandfather Zhao naturally feels full of joy in Shu Tai, and he won't slap in the face.

This will make everyone happy, so why not?

So the daily drama becomes Grandpa Zhao's one-man show, and the drummer is also touting wholeheartedly. ...

After a long time, many Zhuang people actually think that the sun really rises in the west. If someone who knows better wants to examine the rising direction of the sun for them, then:

One, I don't listen, I don't watch, the sun just rises in the west.

Second, what is your intention to fabricate the rumor that the sun rises in the east and discredit Grandpa Zhao?

Third, it is the responsibility and obligation of the people of Zhaozhuang to support Uncle Zhao. If you don't love Grandpa Zhao, get out of Zhaozhuang.

etc ......

But one day, someone brought a little book back to Zhuang from the city. It turns out that people in the city actually claim that the sun really rises in the east. ...

This is tolerable.

The villagers were furious, and some even called for dragging the plane around. ...

However, some people know that the sun really rises in the east, and Grandpa Zhao is talking nonsense. The only reason why he didn't tell the truth was that he was afraid of tractors.

Although the pamphlet was broken, it lit a fire. If not put out, I'm afraid ...

The trumpeter and the night watchman are stupid, but they also know what grandpa Zhao will look like when he is angry.

So the pamphlet was burned.

Let's pretend it never happened.

Good for everyone.