Funny pictures joke: Dear, is this your first time?

Funny pictures joke: Dear, is this your first time? Funny pictures joke: Rats and children are born to have a wedding night, and the bride and groom enjoy the joy of the world with tears in their eyes. An hour later, the bride became quiet. The bride whispered, honey, is this your first time?

The groom didn't expect the bride to ask this question. I don't know what medicine she is selling in the gourd! The groom smiled and said, this is my first time. Do I have to give my first time to the person I love most?

The bride said sweetly, I don't believe it.

The groom touched her gently and asked, why don't you believe it?

The bride said, because your movements are very skilled.

The groom froze, but this action can't fool people! But in any case, we must stabilize her and not let her know her past. The groom said with a smile, you forget that I am a mouse!

The bride looked at the groom and asked inexplicably, what does this have to do with the mouse?

The groom said, it doesn't matter. There is a saying that dragons give birth to dragons, and chickens give birth to chickens. Rats and children are born with holes. I was born a mouse. I don't need to learn. I was born good at making holes!

The bride giggled, the groom nodded, smiled and said, you can talk and make holes! ,,

Funny pictures joke: Dear, aren't you surnamed Zhang? Funny pictures joke: Dear, aren't you surnamed Zhang?

One day I wore a strapless skirt and asked my husband, "Honey, do you think I'm sexy?"

The husband came to a sentence: "Dear, aren't you surnamed Zhang?" Why change your surname? "

Funny pictures joke: I didn't ask you, and I didn't fall in love with funny pictures joke: I didn't ask you, and I didn't fall in love.

Dad: "I never asked you, are you in love?"

Sister paper: "No!"

Dad: "I haven't talked about it yet in my junior year, and it belongs to the second-degree disability."

Sister paper: "Nothing, I'm sure I can find a good man!" " "

Dad: "Girl, I like you to be physically and mentally strong."

Sister paper. . .

Funny pictures: You are the first person who didn't have a funny joke in it all afternoon: I went to an amusement park at the weekend, and an advertisement for a maze sounded attractive, so I went. I was dumbfounded when I entered, and it was full of mirrors. I poked at the front with a glow stick, but I couldn't get out. I simply didn't go, and was pulled out by the staff a few hours later.

Funny jokes funny pictures: Do you choose me or money funny jokes:

My girlfriend asked me, "Dear, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you choose me or money?"

I said I would choose money, and she asked me why. Is it not as good as the money in my heart?

I hugged her: "dear, you are priceless in my heart." You have suffered a lot with me these years, but I won't delay your happiness because of my selfishness. When you get married, I will give you this million as a dowry. "

After listening to her, she cried, and I thought, if someone really traded100000 for her, how blind that person would be. . .

Funny pictures joke: Can I be your girlfriend? Funny pictures joke: Can I be your girlfriend?

W: I'm a little short of money recently. you ...

Man: 500 yuan. Take it.

Woman: Thank you. A few days later ... Woman: Thank you. Can I be your girlfriend? As a result, after the man resolutely refused to leave the woman, the man sneered:' Hum, I thought being my girlfriend wouldn't have to pay back the money, so I wouldn't be fooled!

Funny pictures: If I were Di Jie, would you still love me? Funny pictures: If I were Di Jie, would you still love me?

Di Renjie said to his wife, "I want to change my name, because times are cruel now, and I still have this word in my name!" " ! The wife said, "Why are you telling me this?" Di Renjie: Would you still love me if I were Di Jie?

Funny pictures: Since you won the first prize, how can I scold you? Funny pictures: Since you won the first prize, how can I scold you?

Funny joke: The son said happily after school: Mom, I got the first place in the class in this midterm exam! Without looking up, his mother made a "hmm" sound through her nostrils. The son looked at his mother and said doubtfully, I got the first place in the exam. Aren't you happy? His mother said, I'm in a bad mood today. I expected you to give you a good scolding after school! Now that you have won the first place in the exam, how can I scold you? My son is very stupid. ...

Q: funny pictures. Video. Li Bai didn't study hard in the mountains when he was a child. He sneaked down the mountain to play, walked to the stream at the foot of the mountain and saw an old woman grinding iron bars. Li Bai asked, old woman, what are you doing? The old woman said: I want to grind an embroidery needle. Li Bai said: How can such a thick iron bar be ground into a needle? The old woman said: as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is ground into a needle. Li Bai sat down silently and said, I see how you pick the eye of a needle when you sharpen it!

School public toilets are charged by the minute. One day, a boy accidentally fell down while taking a bath. Everyone hurried to help, and the student shouted, "leave me alone and pull out the card!"

Li Yuanfang: Your Honor, a headless man's body was found in the backyard. Di Renjie: As far as I know, this man is dead! Li Yuanfang: Your Excellency knew this man was dead before he arrived at the scene. Your Excellency is a god.

Funny pictures joke: How to play a mahjong without 20,000 yuan? I found 20,000 pounds on my way home from work today.

I wanted to be a good person and wait for the owner to pick it up, but no one came to pick it up until two o'clock.

I'm really worried about him. How can I play mahjong without 20 thousand