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2. What season is the most dangerous?
3. What is too much for me, just right for two people, but not enough for three people?
4. On what day of the year did soldiers wage war in history?
5. How many feet are there in a yard?
6. Who tries to make others smile most of the time?
7. From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
8. What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, and can talk but can't?
9. How many months have 28 days?
10. Which horses have six legs?
Key (answer):
1. Anything it eats.
Autumn. Because it is autumn, too.
3. A secret.
4. March 4th. When the war breaks out, they will have to step forward.
It depends on how many people are standing inside.
6. A photographer.
7. The number 8.
8. A clock.
9. All of them. Every month has the 28th day.
10. All horses have front legs (four legs) in front and two in the back, so they
They all have six legs.
1 1. Who is not your sister or your brother, but still your child?
Mother and father?
12. What has teeth but can't eat?
13. What kind of person can lift things without lifting them?
14. Which candle burns longer: black or white?
15. Why does the chef wear a tall white hat?
16. Can you name five days in a week without saying: Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?
17. What kind of dog never bites and barks?
18. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, and a big mouth but never talks?
19. Four girls have a basket with four apples in it. How do you divide the apples?
So every girl can get a whole apple, and there is another one in the basket?
20. Which eight-letter word has a letter?
Answer:
1 1. You are yourself.
12. A comb.
13. A farmer. He can raise pigs, chickens and so on without lifting.
14. Neither. Because all candles burn shorter.
15. Cover his head.
16. The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow
Tomorrow.
17. A hot dog.
18. A river.
19. Give each of the three girls an apple, and then give the fourth girl an apple.
Basket.
Envelope.
I guess this is what you want. Is that man up there too long? ~
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