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I asked a fortune teller to tell my fortune. 1I was born on the bridge of a big river at about 6 am on June 6, 989. Male, 22 years old, asked me about my future and marriage.

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Prediction of the number of barrels in Wei Zi:

In love, you are a tolerant, accommodating and active person. Therefore, when you get along with the opposite sex, you should say yes more, nod more, try to cooperate with each other's ideas, take the initiative to try, make persistent efforts, and occasionally tell jokes to create a pleasant atmosphere, so as to effectively spread your charm.

Judging from the chart, the key house is "ugly", which is the house of congenital couples. Personally, Wu Qu and Wolverine will be practical and attractive. The lucky stars such as Wenchang and Wen Qu will be photographed, which means that the interest attitude will be enhanced, while the evil stars such as Qingyang, Datura and Lingxing will overcome their dispersion when they enter this palace again. Besides,

These stars and patterns are all showing your innate love advantage:

1

The characteristic of principle is that you can be strict with yourself emotionally and solve difficulties step by step. Feelings often come from hard work, and it takes a long time to communicate and run in. Therefore, the way of free love will be more appropriate than parents' orders and matchmakers' words.

2

Although it is not easy to show a warm side, the emotional attitude of ambiguity and lack of affection can stick to one's position, urge and demand oneself, and strive to manage and protect one's emotional life. Sometimes, if you take a break or escape, you will feel guilty and form self-pressure.

three

They have the characteristics of absorption, can pay attention to and grasp the immediate emotional opportunities, have flexible wrists, are good at expressing, and are willing to spend a little thought, so they are usually quite heterosexual, and can fall in love quickly and even get married in lightning.

four

Strong absorption ability, not only can accept a variety of information, but also can learn and sell now, and turn it into their own advantages and strengths. Using flexible communication skills, they can often highlight themselves in an emotional competitive environment and increase their attraction to the opposite sex.

five

There is a large space for self-adjustment, and I can adapt to reality, correct my feelings and attitudes, think from multiple angles, and increase the harmony of interaction. You can give each other more space and increase the buffer of getting along. The conditions for choosing a spouse are relatively broad, which can increase one's contact range and objects and increase the chances of choosing.

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When the enthusiasm in feelings is enhanced, you can take the initiative to please people, show yourself in front of the opposite sex, increase your enthusiasm, and accept twists and turns more easily without too many complaints. Dress handsome and have personality, adding more freshness to your love life.

As for the shortcomings, you are more likely to ignore love, impulsive, and more likely to ignore each other's feelings, neglect the management of love, and sometimes even avoid problems, it is more difficult to resist emotional impulses, and communication will be more acute and direct.

On the whole, your life's love fortune is not good. It is not easy for you to seize the opportunity of love, and love is weak. The development of your feelings is often different from your expectations, so your view of love is not optimistic!

From the perspective of individual ten-year intervals, the best performance time is 2024-2033. Although it is the best time in this fortune, the frustration is only slightly reduced. The effect of fortune is still not good, and the attitude towards feelings is not stable. Now is not the right time to start a relationship.

The right person for you should be a little Leng Yan, with a delicate figure, a high voice, or charming eyes and clear outline. When I am with you, I can imagine for you and try to match your thoughts. I am not very persistent. Her character should be both dynamic and static. She can not only think and observe things carefully, but also show her travel motivation and vitality. She can be as quiet as a virgin and as dynamic as a rabbit.

She should attach great importance to principles, be angular, do everything fairly, act according to the rules, be less concerned about human feelings and be strict with herself. She will try to achieve what she has set, so she can work hard and don't expect luck or luck.

She also likes fresh and interesting things, likes entertainment and material enjoyment, advocates fashion, pays attention to appearance, can grasp fashion trends and highlight her own advantages. She has a yuppie style and can use all kinds of material comforts to promote interpersonal relationships.

In terms of financial management, you are a person who values money very much and is a moderately comprehensive person. You can grasp the key points, make efforts to make money, don't give up easily, make a reasonable evaluation, and seize the best opportunity.

Judging from the eight characters, the key palace is Hai, which is the first heaven for wealth. In terms of personality, Wei Zi and Qisha will sit in this house, which will be extensive and principled. Wenchang, Wen Qu and other lucky stars will take photos of the Three-in-One Arch, which means that their strategic posture will also be strengthened. However, evil stars such as Qingyang and Datura will enter this palace again, which will promote the advantage of overcoming obstacles.

These stars and patterns show your inherent financial advantages:

1

There are many ways to manage money. You can get money from many different channels, and you will give priority to the financial channels related to fame. For example, you will win the business of well-known enterprises or celebrities, and sometimes you will gain popularity even if the profit you earn is not high.

2

It is not difficult to fight for money, so I don't care much even if I try to manage my money. The way of managing money is often very principled. Once determined, you can work hard regardless of hardships and the result is better.

three

Have a strong desire for money, keen on making money, able to face and bear the risks and pressures arising from making money. It is not easy to lose heart in situations. I am very persistent about my way of making money, and my attitude is often consistent, and I am not easily influenced by others or the environment to change or adjust. It is not difficult to spend money, and financial decisions are quite clear and decisive.

four

The impulse of short-term speculation is reduced, which greatly reduces the risk of making money and the scope of change. In practice, there is no complicated plan or waiting for comprehensive preparation to avoid delaying and missing opportunities, and the means of seeking money is relatively peaceful.

As for shortcomings, you are easy to be greedy and out of step. It is easier to influence your interpersonal relationship or life for money, leading to more uneven life experience. Sometimes, although I want to react quickly and seize the opportunity, I am afraid of thoughtlessness, dare not let go, want to be steady, and worry about missing the opportunity, which is a bit confusing.

Your money fortune in this life is the best when you were young. At this time, you have more money to invest in, you feel quite optimistic, and your willingness to make money is obvious. It can be regarded as the most stable period of money in my life. Old age is the weakest time in my life. Financial management will be a little more difficult than I expected, and it is easy to be variable and difficult to master, so it is not easy to be optimistic about money. As for youth, it's ok. Money is a little better, there is a little profit space, and it is still appropriate to grasp it.

From the perspective of individual ten-year intervals, the best performance time is 2034-2043. I have a good intention of making money and a clear concept of money. If I work hard, I should be able to show my income and get obvious results.

Your natural investment in movable property can only be considered average, but you should take a cautious route and operate steadily! Although the fortune of money is auspicious, the means of buying and selling by oneself are ok, and I have a little confidence in the appreciation ability of the investment object, but unfortunately it is not strong enough. Therefore, if you invest, you should lower your goals, adopt a more stable way, gradually accumulate income, and consider strengthening yourself with external resources. As for movable property, you should be more suitable to consider financial-related commodities, or commodities with historical value or high popularity and uniqueness, such as stocks, funds, bonds, famous paintings, antiques, coins, limited commodities and so on.

Real estate investment, like movable property, can only be considered ordinary, but it is advisable to take a cautious route and operate steadily! Although the means of buying and selling by oneself are ok, the appreciation ability of real estate is weak, and it is difficult to find investment opportunities. Therefore, if you invest, you should lower your goals, adopt a more steady way, gradually accumulate income, and consider using external resources to strengthen yourself. In terms of real estate, you should be more suitable to consider cultural and educational areas, or close to financial or government institutions. If there are more girls nearby, for example, close to girls' schools, that would be especially good. Residential areas should minimize direct sunlight. The community should not be too complicated, and the population density should be lower. It is best to be close to the water, or to places with leisure functions such as gardens and parks, or to cinemas and playgrounds with entertainment functions. If it can be located near the water, such as rivers and parks,

In addition, due to the dangerous life palace, a person's performance is more likely to change, and the ups and downs will increase, which will obviously weaken a person's profitability. Therefore, a person can't be self-righteous in financial management, but should make up for his blind spot in financial management with the help of external forces, such as the assistance or cooperation of professional financial management personnel or institutions.

In terms of career and work, you are a person who can carry out, plan and cooperate with your heart, which is quite suitable for developing government affairs and planning in North Korea. I am practical and responsible, strong-willed, clear-headed, able to deal with complex affairs, thoughtful, practical and steady, and able to participate in and use the team.

From the picture, the key house is Wei, that is, the congenital palace. In terms of personality, Wu Qu and Wolverine will be serious and knowledgeable. Wenchang, Wen Qu and other lucky stars will take photos with each other, which means that their patience and learning attitude will also be improved. However, when the malefic stars such as Qing Yang and Ling Xing enter this house again, they will be promoted to remove obstacles. The greedy wolf, Mars and other stars form a pattern of "famous towns and nations", which have the influence of "leading and commanding the wind" and "unstoppable and energetic" respectively.

These stars and patterns show your inherent work advantages:

1

Doing things often seems serious and practical, can seek truth from facts, will constantly urge themselves to work hard, full of energy, so it is easy to learn expertise or cultivate expertise. I don't do things very opportunistically, and I often work hard to create my own achievements.

2

Have a thirst for knowledge, can absorb all kinds of information, and show a versatile side in the work. Know how to seize the opportunity, take the overall situation into account, and handle complex personnel relations. Communication skills and personal connections at work are often stronger than at work, and they prefer to be exposed to fresh, popular and aesthetic affairs.

three

Because I can be patient with my subordinates, I can get their help. In terms of home quality, I can get a moderate rest, because I can keep a clean environment, both of which contribute to the stability of my career.

four

I attach great importance to my career or work, and I have strong ambition and dominance. I have my own ideas as soon as I appear at work, so I am often an opinion leader. I am also very concerned about my performance in my work. I have a sense of responsibility. I can persist in carrying out my ideas and will not easily give in to difficulties or setbacks. I am also responsible for work pressure. I can face problems decisively and try not to delay things, so my grades are often higher.

five

The connotation of being cautious is obviously enhanced. I can spend more time, plan hard, enrich the plan and content, have good patience, relatively improve my ability to handle more complicated or repetitive affairs, have a higher willingness to cooperate with others, show better affinity, and use team strength to solve problems. I also have less reckless risk-taking, less impatience, less risk of opportunism and more stable means.

As for the shortcomings, you tend to think too highly of yourself, ignore others, be timid, wait conservatively, have your own ideas in doing things, be prone to preconceptions, pay little attention to other people's opinions, even choose evil stubbornly, distort the facts, consider things more cumbersome and have a more conservative mentality, so there is one thing to wait for his mentality.

Your career fortune in this life is the best when you are young. At this time, there is a lot of room for your career or work. Fortune seems to be on your side and has a vision of running a business. This is also the most abundant period of your career or work. Old age is the weakest time in my life. It is not easy for me to seize the opportunity of performance in my career or work. There are many unexpected changes, and my development is often different from my expectations. Therefore, I am not optimistic about my career or work. As for the young and middle-aged period, it is also very prosperous, with strong career opportunities and good performance space. Of course, we should make good use of it.

Naturally, your career fortune is characterized by "perseverance", that is to say, industries that are pioneering or need technology, such as minerals, jewelry, steel, machinery, kitchen utensils, auto parts, technology, etc., can arouse your interest and stimulate your willingness to work, or law enforcement industries, such as military police, security, justice, investigation, etc. Secondly, the characteristics of "friendship" are also influential, so we can also consider industries related to entertainment and interpersonal interaction, such as sightseeing, catering, video games, diplomacy, public relations and so on. Or industries related to fashion or aesthetics, such as beauty, art, book publishing, clothing, etc.

Because going abroad is lucky, the safety of going abroad is improved, and interpersonal relationships will also help, so going to work in other places should also be an option to consider. If you want to improve your work performance, you'd better give priority to or focus on those things that require hard work, intensive investment, step by step, and are more difficult to be tricky, so it will be easier to implement. Secondly, you can choose something that needs to absorb information or intelligence, is related to the latest industry trends, or needs social or human feelings, and you will have a better chance to play. The work style should be diversified, professional skills and cooperation ability must be combined at the same time, and it is ideal to put the plan into action.

In addition, if the working environment can simplify the moving line, reduce interference, make the layout practical and convenient, put some money-related ornaments slightly, or decorate them in a modern way with popular aesthetic feeling, it should effectively boost your work spirit and increase work efficiency.

Judging from the overall innate trend chart, it is quite difficult for you to succeed in starting a business! If you start your own business, the recovery will be slower. You should be more prepared than expected, conservative, not optimistic, not tricky, and seek partners.

In terms of starting a business, your biggest advantage is organizing operations. In addition, you are also good at sales revenue and business development. In addition, you also have positive potential in cost control, and these are places where you can play more.

The poor parts include execution ability, capital turnover and personnel management, especially the execution ability is the least ideal, so we must pay more attention and strengthen when starting a business to reduce the difficulty and risk of operation.

In terms of interpersonal relationships in the workplace, your relationship with colleagues and bosses is good luck. You should be easy to get along with and have a stable relationship. The relationship with subordinates is a hidden worry, the scope of getting along is limited, and it is difficult to expand the relationship.

Generally speaking, it should be easier for you to establish a harmonious relationship with your colleagues and superiors in the workplace, get along well and get help. They can often bring you good luck, especially supervisors, who will often become your professional dignitaries, and deserve to be cherished and utilized!

But it is easy to have friction with subordinates, and even be dragged down or constrained. Occasionally, they will bring harm and become a burden to you. You should pay more attention and handle them carefully!

Your innate constitution is a little weak, and your resistance is not strong, but it is ok, but your physical condition is unstable. If you are sick and uncomfortable, you must take good care of it, otherwise it will change easily and delay the recovery time. Although the physical quality is ok, the performance in sports is often somewhat different from one's expectations, so if you want to achieve better results in sports, you need to strengthen exercise.

Although muscle strength seems to be slightly stronger than endurance, it should not be ideal in both aspects. Speed and strength are slightly better than coordination and rhythm.

In your constitution, the five elements of "earth" and "wood" stand out. From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, they refer to the related organs of "spleen" and "liver" in the five internal organs respectively. This is a place where you are prone to disorder or abnormality in nature, so pay more attention to related health care. Among them, the spleen controls blood, generates muscle and nourishes meat, and begins to understand the mouth, which is related to the stomach, lips and muscles, and belongs to the relevant organs of the "spleen" system, while the liver controls blood storage, regulates tendons and begins to understand the eyes, so the liver, gallbladder and tendons are interrelated. In your innate constitution, the functions of lips, esophagus, tendons and joints are the weakest, so pay more attention to related maintenance to avoid premature decline.