Lotus mother's bad joke in "Good Home and Full Moon"

What tea, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar do not belong to the 1980s?

Answer: Oil. Because (oil was not in the 1980s).

(Aka said) The family celebrates the Mid-Autumn Festival with a full moon. Which one often runs around?

Answer: autumn. Because (Qiu Lai also went in autumn).

A person has breast augmentation surgery, and the doctor said that the whole two100000, the whole side is only 30000. Why?

Answer: full of twists and turns

What is more disgusting than eating shit?

Answer: eat two stalls of shit

One day, Pang Huang got gastroenteritis. He went to see a doctor and asked him, doctor, I don't know why I pull fat cows when I eat fat cows, pull vegetables when I eat vegetables, and pull fans when I eat vermicelli ... what should I do?

So the doctor said to the yellow fat man very seriously: Your illness is very easy to cure, very simple, whatever you do. ...

Answer: Then you can eat shit in the future.

Chickens, ducks and geese go out to play ball together and come back to open the refrigerator. There are three bottles of soda in it. I plan to give everyone a drink, but the chicken won't drink it. Why?

Answer: E (E) Na (Na) Duozi (1)